I'm working on a new pledge for my websites:

appleallegiant.com iphoneallegiant.com macallegiant.com ipodallegiant.com appletvallegiant.com

and this is what I came up with so far:

I pledge allegiance, to the Mac, to Apple and to the concept for which it stands, one superior operating system under Jobs with liberty and justice for all (those still suppressed by Windows).

Feel free to add and tweek this, I'll stoke you on some stickers and a t-shirt for your help, peace out.

I love the "for all (those still suppressed by Windows) 

Perhaps it's time to switch out the word 'allegiance' with 'compliance'

"I pledge compliance, to the Mac, of the Apple corporation, and to the design which blows my mind, one company under Jobs, with premium pricing and OS X for all."  This is fun.

hehehehe and funny!