Pakistan, without their top bowler, have the aussies facing a sub-hundred innings score...Australia at 67 for 7 are now being saved further humiliation by the wet weather...

...playing again...I forgot about Johnson...the score is now 106 for 8

Ha...slack aussies all out for 127...

That's a decent T20 score...

Don't encourage the old lag, deezee....He has just discovered that Pakistan are in Aust and he thinks this is the first test...

Huh?

Apart from holding my nose as I went past your place SOC...two things I did do in Brisbane was watch the boring aussie Boxing Day test and watch the brilliant Eng v S Africa test...The Oz-Pak version of an attempt to entertain was just not worth mentioning...somewhat irrelevant, in fact...

...and yes, I note that my 'slack aussies' reeled you in, hook, line and red herring...SOC...still too easy...

Just started watching the cricket. Whoa, Pak are only 2 wickets down!

I was expecting a semi-collapse by this point

Hahahaha, what a clown you are, this is just more garbage from a demented old lag...

Did you enjoy your imaginary Christmas with your imaginary family...I would have thought you would have visited the imaginary hotel you run on The Isle of Wight..

Did you enjoy Christmas with your imaginary daughter in law..(the one who does imaginary psychoanalysis  of imaginary people with imaginary names who are pretending to be someone/something else)....

Oh well, I suppose anyone who willingly gets involved with your family, must be in need of some kind of therapy..

Funny though, your first post for a long time (without the assistance of Cricinfo) turns out to be nothing but a load of horse shit...But of course we have all learned (long ago) to expect this from the retard from Glenwood..(one of his supposed addresses)..

Meanwhile in cricket land,

Pakistan are at 4/257

Yeah, I has been watching it...I can't believe Ponting decided to bat on a greentop wicket with all that moisture in the air.....Well we have seen the results of that decision..

4/267

I don't know if Pak are all out, but last I saw they were 9 for. Not a bad day's play

Heller said ...

two things I did do in Brisbane was watch the boring aussie Boxing Day test and

Ruski says

Gidday Fuckers. I was at day three of the Box Test. Fabulous.

Ha

Whatever

Lucky bum

stinky

Woohoo Aust wins (again still).....

Only won by 36 runs, but a win is a win....

Imagine what we would have won by if Ponting wouldn't have stuffed up the toss...

Probably would have lost.

Bullshit..

The clincher for this one was Glenn "5-0" McGrath predicted a 37 run Australian win on the radio yesterday.

Weak as piss, he was one run out..

Good catch by Haddin though..

Darn! Aust made it!! Well done

I would have preferred it being 1-all going into the last test

I'd prefer it was 4 - 0

Hey, since you're reaching for the skies, why not 12-0?

Steady on ...

 Ponting won't give up pulling 

...once a wanker, always a wanker...

broken link?

I just got back from the arvo coffee round, where I read that the Pak team is in disarray. Seems the heads have brought in a new wicket keeper, but the old one is saying he'll be playing in Hobart...

Yeah, I heard that too on ABC radio...

Just as well we've got a brilliant captain in Ricky Ponting..

On another note I see the other day that the poms are still at their ball tampering best in South Africa, with pictures of Stuart Broad published in the newspapers showing him standing on the ball with his spikes and then later fellow fast bowler James Anderson appeared to be manipulating the seam..No wonder AB de Villiers objected so strongly..

First it was mints and now this.... Makes one wonder if they have anyone who can really reverse swing a ball without cheating..

Looks like the old lag's lazy 'Cricinfo' posting has come unstuck as well..

The South Africans couldn't complain about any suspicion of ball tampering.  Even de Villiers was guilty of stopping the ball with his spikes whilst Morkel was twisting the rough part of the ball in the palm of his hand before throwing the ball to Steyn.  No doubt everyone who doesn't matter will have adapted the evidence to prove what they think is the best conclusion as to what happened to the ball.

Yeah, it's a pity all the other countries aren't as honest and sporting as Australia is..

Wrong thread Andro, surely that post should go in Jokes...

Ponting is awesome.

I'm not sporting and honest. That would be un-Australian.

LOL!

You see when your opponent is down you mustn't go in for the kill ... when you can humiliate them even more.

The cricket team does that well

Oh look

Ponting got his 100

And he got to celebrate it twice

... funny thing is he was dropped hooking on zero.

You see ... humiliation.

HAHAHAHHAHA

Point well made

The commentator just said 'the partnership is worth 170' - the cost of dropping

*** Edit *** spoiler alert

I believe the partnership was unbeaten on 196 at stumps.

Flashy boy got a ton as well

Did he?!

Damn.... time to fast forward then. Still have tennis to watch

Tennis is rubbish.

Mangoes are yum!

Mangoes are out in plague proportions this summer. The possums and bats are exceeding their usual numbers as a result.

Mango trees in your area?

Yes a few. But not like the old house where the neighbours tree hung over our roof. Usually you'd be watching a brown trouser movie ... Signs ... or War of the Worlds would do it ... and just at the scary bit FUCKIN BANG! ... one would drop on the roof. Then the little bastard possums would scurry up and down for 5 minutes chasing it.

Then there's the runny orange bat shit to contend with

Those little fuckers would shit just about anywhere.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You're in a colourful mood mate

Damn, that was an expensive dropped catch

Have just finishing the re-arrange of the garage/den/dog-house and the serenity meter is off the fucking scale near blown to bits. You need a bloke to do the interior dec on a shed or garage. The missus had a clutttered impractical setup for a year so while she was at work today earning her keep I re did the whole lot.

Well done!

Yeah the only thng to get rid of now is the big table with all the Thomas the Tank stuff all over it and Mr Fusspot who is playing there now. For some reason all his games currently involve explosions but I suppose from my experience with the Thomas Tank show there was always some sort of fuck up to deal with. Queensland Rail operates like clockwork in comparison.

Hehehe. Sounds like he's at the stage where you'd get explosions even if you gave him pillows to play with

I mean when the trains have faces and talk you know you're in for some strife and the odd explosion.

I recently had to sit thru hours of Wiggles and Thomas... I have no idea how parents don't get more suicidal.

Or homicidal or that matter...

heller

4 days ago

Ponting won't give up pulling

...once a wanker, always a wanker...

Hahahaha, another great prediction from the old lag..  

Ponting made 209, not bad for a wanker, is it..

The old lag has now gone missing, (maybe he is visiting his imaginary hotel on the Isle of Wight).. 

Aust 8/519 dec...

Oh wow! That was a productive day's batting!

Pak now 2/63

Whoops

Ok, so Aust won the series three blot.. (good pratice for when we meets the Poms later in the year)..

No decent cricket now till we go to Neiu Zilland in Feb/March..(apart from hit and giggle and bash and dash, that is)..

The fettucini bolognese at the Kurrawa SLSC was superb and large.

Oh yeah ... I was watching the cricket on the big screen there yesterday

LOL

I slept all day today. At one stage I woke and thought about turning the tv on, then I thought - ah bugger it. We know what the result will be

(good pratice for when we meets the Poms later in the year)

Any feel for what the score might be then Andro?.

I'm only asking because I think it's only fair that you have a chance to redeem your extremely poor performance when predicting the results of the last Ashes series.

I think it's only fair that you have a chance to redeem your extremely poor performance when predicting the results of the last Ashes series.

  Ahem, excuse me Arfur, but are you referring to the last Ashes series where the weather so favoured the Pommy team, that at the end the England team were so embarrased by the circumstances of the win that they found it difficult to celebrate their hollow victory..?

However since you were so kind as to enquire what my predictions for the next Ashes series might be, I am able to (humbly) inform you that Aust will win the series 5/0 (at least)..

I think it will be more like 0-0 but I reserve the right to revise this at the end of each test.

And yes I was referring to the last series where there were two below-par teams pitted against each other and it turned out that the team who was able to manage their game plan in a better way than the other, despite the the adverse weather conditions, was the team who won.

2-1

5-0

*snorts*

methamphetamine or cocaine?

Only two choices?

Most others you wouldn't snort ... better jam them straight in your eyeballs.

Don't sound very pleasant...

Hard to say what it sounds like. It's not really done for aural stimulation ...

ROFL! No kidding