OK, I met the founders at TC40 and now I've got a solitary, single invite.

Who wants it?

You have to be single and you have to be a nice person

Convince me why you should get the invite?

I'll try to get more.

One out of two doesn't cut it?

Sorry Bri - you're such an awful, horrible, terrible, ogre like person that I couldn't possibly set you up on a speed date.

Except my Aunty Melba?

what a travel companion she would be....