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On the back of a men's room:
More readable version:
Armageddon flowchart:
hoho
What were you doing in the men's lavvie?
Problem solving with the help of a flowchart
I think this one is more suitable for me...
haha lowe the "geekiness" of it all...
heheheh Like it Sir Montague
Haha love those!!! I hate flow charts I have to make them all the time to explain coastal systems they can be bloody confusing!!
Chanced upon another one :P
Yes you do:
hmmmmm doesn't play.... but you've just reminded me of my fav album when I was young. My dad had gotten me a panpipe CD (back when CDs were gold). Loved it!
YouTube says they are down for scheduled maintenace but will be at 100% shortly.... (hmmm no mention of hamsters on their site 
)
Oh yeah, I forgot abt that...
(No hamsters.... no wonder they're down)
*run excitedly into topic*
I found another one!!
nice ones.
these me much like and joy is me.
thank you. (email for pictures)
that RIAA chart is awesome
hehehe yeah, I thought so too!
Men's dress guide:
HAHAHAHAHA Very very funny!
And the dress guide isn't just for men
I'll agree I go through the same process every morning to figure out what to wear, that reminds me I need to do laundry before my clothes start walking out on me
hahaha yeah me too. My clothes start in the cubpoard, but end up on the floor, chair, box, desk, wherever, regardless of whether i wear them or not!
hahahaha many of mine haven't seen the cupboard forever!
It's basket, wear, laundry pile, wash, basket, repeat
I've no idea how my dirty clothes get from the bedroom floor to being clean and ironed in the wardrobe or drawers.
You're married or have a partner don't you??
yes of course! Mrs Dent is living proof of that. Oh I get it, you think that it must be her that arranges for someone to come in and do it...
*ahem*
Well.... more like she probably does it all!
Gotcha!
What Would George Walker Bush Do?
HAHAHAHAHA
Love it!
@ Mr Dent's washing instructions (one assumes)
Ah ha!
This seem appropriate.....
nh JR 
@JR You must be taking the piss. Surely clothes don't have labels on to tell women how to wash them? I thought it was one of those things they instinctively knew how to do.
grrrrrrr Arthur!!!!
HAHAHAHA @ Mr Dent
Holy crap! What a complicated convoluted chart Sir Montague!
@Arthur. Apparently not.
I always thought that when girls were held back after class in school for "special" sex ed' lessons, it had nothing to do with sex per se, but was actually covering their sex's duties. Obviously some girls missed those lessons.
@ Dek. If you have ever got into an on-line discussion, or more properly, wandered down the rabbit hole into Wonderland, where the conspiracy nuts live, Sir Monty's chart makes perfect sense.
Ahhhh.... I gets it now!
There are 2 guys on a forum I frequent who have those "debates"
although they both seem like rational/intelligent guys most of the time... it just doesn't shine through when they get onto the subject of conspiracy theories/international politics
Yeah, I've come across those too... Keeps it interesting at the very least!
The best forums for conspiracy nuts are those that concern themselves with 9/11, especially Loose Change and, though strictly not a conspiracy site, but it gets invaded by the nutters, JREF
Be warned though, don't get into it unless you really really want to, no matter what side you pick.
And there is also this Loose Change forum
Oh and for God's sake do your research because someone will.
heheheheh I like the cobain one!
- Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
- Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
- Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
- DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
- Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
- Contributes to soil erosion.
- Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
- Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
- Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
- Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
- Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
- Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
my favourite conspiracy :
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
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I see Michael Moore's in the room
Don't forget the psychopaths and criminals who consume DHMO regularly
I sometimes take mine with a hint of Scotch to hide the taste.... the Scotch suffers horribly unfortunately.
ewwwwww
Irish can be used in a pinch of course.... but what an incredible waste that would be.
LOL
I too have taken it in my Scotch, and found it to be highly toxic. I understand that it is also to be found in other spirits, beer and wine. I have woken up in the morning after an evening of some light socialising feeling very very sick, so clearly DHMO is bad for you. I have even been known to be physically sick on the evening itself after ingesting it.
I cant believe the government feeds it to us everyday! 
haha is it Caturday yet?
So what happens if she doesn't drink beer?
hahahahah that would be bad marketing
Great ad tho! I love it!
Who doesn't drink beer!
So, can i buy you a drink Kaz??
of sourse
course that is I think I have had a couple already
Whoops.... can't find that on the flowchart!
I guess the chart only works with sober girls.
I'll ask again if she's ever sober and see if i get the same answer. Would hate to think its the drink talking.
HAHAHAHAH
Does it matter either way if the response is favourable?
Well, now you come to mention it........
However....
...if she says no when sober....some sort of paradox happens....can't explain it properly....
Hey Dek
Can i buy YOU a drink??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one Sir Montague! Wasn't expecting that!
hmmmm.... which path on the flowchart should I set off on...
"Are you serious? You? Me?"
I see....you're not as easy as Kaz then?
LOL
It's all abt the flowcharts with me
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First one looks most interesting, but a bit too glittery for me... I pick no 3
However, if you fancy something a little different...
yes...?
then drink the sparkles!
HAHAHA
Psychos!
Can you see it now??
hahahaha
Is that for real?
wow that is crazy! and @ Sir M. I am not that easy I just don't mind a free drink now and then, most girls will tell you just because you buy us a drink doesn't mean you have us right away!
Do you enjoy Southern Comfort Liqueur?
No worries Kaz, I'll buy you all the free drinks you like.
sweet haha!
Southern Comfort is an old favorite! SoCo in coke
How about that drink Sir M? I could use one right now haha!
Damn it all.... sigh, with your line, Kaz, I can't now post the punch line that goes with my Souther Comfort Question.
<Behind me evil>
HAHAHAHA
perhaps if I post it randomly somewhere else people might put 2 and 2 together without me being directly responsible...
<behind me evil.... don't tempt me more>
so lost Bric 
no, no, no, no, no, no !
hahahaha
Flowchart for dogs confronted with possible food like items:
(NB: the person who made this is called Khoi, explaining "Run crying to Khoi")
heheheheheh
Which is why I call some dogs vacuum cleaners
Somewhere in that flow (possibly after "am I still ok") there should be a box for "throw up"
Which unfortunately, inevitably loops back to "Can I eat it?"
ROFL
Yeah!
I want to eat now
This one reminded me of Super_King. I think because I saw the word 'meh' in it
HAHAHAHAHA
That's hilarious!!
(and now I want bacon)
I think my favourite part of that whole chart is "He's just letting me have the bacon. I'll reward his kindness with bacon"
hehehe that and the 'Dante is wise, and also loves bacon'.
And the whole "Are you wearing pants?" loop.
pants never come off because the bacon never ends!
but the flowchart is rendered obsolete by predestination (see Twitter discussion earlier today) ... it's already decided that the equation will resolve that you'll get the bacon - so let's skip the logic
Unless you look at the flowchart as the possible firings that happen in the brain
Who sez you'll only ever come to one decision when faced with the same choices over different times?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't believe it..... Sir Montague strikes again!
You're such an image ninja Sir M!
Another classic:
More Flowcharts!!!!
This page has at least a dozen more, all very funny
hehehe
"I hate you."
hahahahaha So funny how it all leads to Spock struggling with his human side in the middle
