Oh please!
Say it isn't so!!
*sobs*
It is so. Read it and weep.
Well he would be about 80+ years old now and he just want's to go to his retirement village. (but of course they cant say that, can they)?.
Whatever will aman do???
ROFL!! That's funny andro!
Interestingly enough, I gave her that avatar from my collection
I can't imagine a world without Batman and Bruce Wayne. I've been in love with him/them all my life!
This is serious people!
Batman perished on Lytton Road a few weeks ago. Pleased with his accomplishments to date in Gotham, he decided to take a casual fly around Morningside at about 10:30pm. Suddenly, right outside the old Mobil Tank farm just past the intersection of Lytton, Junction and Colmslie Rds, the Green Avenger approached at 3/4 pace (40 miles per hour give or take). There was a sudden flash of black, followed by a thud. The only reason the Green Avenger stopped and turned around was because he thought he'd taken out the Frog Mouthed Owl which would have been rather devastating, as these creatures are known as the Switzerland of the Super Hero World. But no. There he was, lying motionless in the CSR cast concrete kerb and channel alongside the road. For batman fans, rest easy. It would have been quick. The lip of the roof on the Green Avenger is a force not to be fucked with. Nothing in the Bat Utility Belt could have saved him.
Why!?
And you've been holding onto this for the past 2 weeks... How have you been able to live with yourself...?
ROFL!!!
I will never forgive you Ruski!
Doesn't the Bat Utility Belt have Chuck Norris?
ewwww.... Chuck norris.
EWWWWWW
*shudders*
Thank goodness Batman has taste
the old Mobil Tank farm just past the intersection of Lytton, Junction and Colmslie Rds
I know the place well Ruski, you could not find a more appropriate place for a superhero to end his long career.
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I don't friend all of you.
Awwwww ![]()

Batman for president!!
If Arnie can do it ...
Tho Batman doesn't have to bonus plus of having come back from the future
But Batman's Batmobile would kick Arnie's Humvee's ass!
Is Was Batman on steroids, like Arnie and Sly??
Never!!
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He just had a padded suit![]()
VERY much padding... xD
hIS MUSCLES GREW OVER THE YEARS, dIDN'T THEY??
oops....sry
Why would they? Ó.ò ... xD
I wish I had a ban button.... I'd ban all non-Batman-lovers from this topic!
I like batman too, but I were never in love with him... xD
I wouldn't turn gay for him ...
You're both only trying to escape the ban...
Where's 'flashman' when you need him??![]()
ROFL!
He just had a padded suit
How many pairs of socks?
You wanna get banned do ya? Hmmm?
Considering I killed him, I'm surprised I'm ...........
LOL! I forgot that!!
*waves good-bye as Ruski goes flying out the door at the speed of html*
hahahah
You know how WordPress has that Page Rendered time counter in the footer?
errrrm.... no?
Need a User Banned and Booted in 0.0025 seconds
geez have you got read-ahead enabled?
you're replying before I even hit Send
You're slow...
and I'm Psychic
pfft what is time anyway
we're already in the future - just won't realise it till tomorrow![]()
Something I keep losing?
Time is like a cartoon strip![]()
it's very funny![]()
*giggles manically*
oh I do hope future employers google me
ROFL!!
You needs to go to bed!
Just as soon as I put my fist through the monitor as I see how many pages of this rubbish on the Landover Baptist thread I can work through
don't bother mate
Not worth the page clicks
I just don't get it - why do people do it?
*shrug*
Not the people provoking ... the ones who bother replying!
That's the whole point isn't it?
To wind people up?
One side doesn't care what they're pushing - they'll make up whatever it takes to get the best response ... while the other side actually is trying to defend something ... it's foolish to get involved
yeah ... but the WHOLE FORUM is about that
hehehe I know...
That's the best part!
I don't understand why someone would go there, knowing this, sign up, and waste their lives away
fools
You're assuming that they know it
I mean seriously - even up to page 3 and I don't believe this is for real .. it's like a rehearsed comedy routine
There was an outcry in Twitter on that day when the link was thrown about with out the wikipedia link
but still - who really cares if it's a real church or not
they're real people - that's all that matters
it's not like it's all powered by BlasphemyBot v2.5
yep...
*breaks out into uncontrollable giggling again*
hahahahaha
Psycho!
ok ok I'm outta here, catcha
Ciao!
Off topic?
Batman is a pastor at Landover Baptist ??
ok - that's stretching it. Yes, we went OT. So sue me.
Ban!!
wow the feeling of sailing through the air at 200 km/h over the green fields of Tangler, heading straight for the Black Doorway ... it's utterly amazing
LOL!
oh dear ... I'm getting close now. It's an awfully big and ominous doorway ... and it's also awfully closed. Should it be opening anytime soon? I'm getting awfully close awfully fast
Should I be bracing for a splat? Is it even an exit? Or am I being flung against a wall like a Macca's pickle against the window?

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*splat*
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Man, if only I could pluck out the mental image and paste it in here.... It would accompany that perfectly!
I'm all slumped up in the corner miles from anywhere
DNR?
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(We really should cease this constant Twitter/Tangler crossover! hehehe)
Not to mention Weewar!
they'll never triangulate our position!
HAHAHAHA
We might have just done it for them....
Quick, we need a 4th app so that they really can't get us
Oh wait... I just remembered... there's Facebook too!![]()
Facebook? I can't register there until I'm 18, because my school isn't on the list!
Are we allowed to talk to you then?![]()
LOL.....i just want to say that i LOVE the "splat-eth"... brilliant......
And I think I know why they wont let you register until you're 18....It's because its an addiction!! ![]()
NathanaelB: No, it's illegal. Go ask your kids or the neighbours kids to talk to me for you.
hahahaha
LOL
ha ha ok
W00T!!! More new Batman to look forward to!![]()
http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-297802/Anime-Trailers-Batman-Gotham-Knight-Teaser-Video.html
*hops around excitedly*
Ok, I watched it...
IT'S EXCELLENT!!!!!!
Seriously, it's right up there as the BEST Batman thing I've ever watched.
Get your hands on it, and watch it.
A very well made piece of film
is that the one showing at the Dendy for the Reel Anime thingymajig at the moment? I was going to see the batman ones but opted for the Girl Who Leapt through Time instead.
Yeah, the anime one.
It's too good. Honestly
A must read for Batman fans -
I'm semi-tempted to try and become Batman
what? pump iron, learn martial arts, and spend your billions on cutting edge technology? if you would like i can be hired at a reasonable price as a butler - i cut a mean sandwich . . . . . but advice as a father figure will cost you extra
Well, of course I would have different requirements for my butler.... and I need to get my hands on millions of dollars.... and find a empire as a front too... and somewhere I could put the Batcave....
But, it's doable, don't you think?
*goofy grin*
of course I would have different requirements for my butler....
i am shocked that you would involve yourself in the sexslave trade! or was that my dirty mind?
It was your dirty mind....
I need a butler without advice giving capabilities.
oh - so you come from the "a servant must be seen and not heard, and only then when they are needed" camp. How money can change someone. Tut tut.
No no, I come from the 'My instinct is to go against all forms of advice' camp
I'm very non-discriminatory that way
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Sending ...