Who wants to start a book as to how long it will be before she hits it?

I'll hold the stake money in my off-shore account...

I'm guessing 5th july.

Are you going to turn that into a bet by sending me heaps of money.  100-30 that you won't win even if you are right.

Actually Arthur, I have a friend of mine who is the son of the Nigerian President who is needing to get a large amount of money out of the country quickly to keep it out of the hands of the corrupt government.  If you could send us your account details.

I'm going 2nd July

Ooops, nearly forgot.... you bastard!

I'll put 100 imaginary currency units on July 13th.

I'll go 8th.

Damn you people for making me need to check my messages stats!

hahahaah As of now, I have 9999 friends!

Geez.... 112 +++

Mad. Need to start deleting stuff

Nooooo! Then all our bets won't count and Arthur (the bastard) will be able to hold onto all our imaginary currency units.

hahahahahaha

Hmmm... do I side with Mr Dent or the rest of you....

Ya know, I'm not beyond bribes...

Only 1,700 to go, and we're looking at about 8 days left until the end of the financial year, which is about 212 posts per day.

Just remember, for every post that you put into tangler before the end of the financial year, the government will match it up to 115,000 posts.

... holy crapola that's some quick posting.

Can I revise my guess? I'd like to say Sunday.

(the 28th that is)

28th of which month?

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP LOOKING AT MY POST COUNT?!?!!!!

If we stop looking then when will we know that I've won?

It's making me so self conscious

hahahahaa Well, stop betting on it too!

Don't feel self-conscious - Just remember we're all here to support you - watching you....

STOPPIT!!

You're making me think before I post anything now!

Never stop to think... I don't and look where it's gotten me

Maybe I should get a job?

Wonder where my post count is...

*off to check*

Mine is embarrassingly low - but I'm working on it - you may have noticed...

Hmm... 9686 (or 9687 if you count this one)

Would anyone like to take bets on when I'll reach 10000?

Good. Work on it PupRad. That's what we want

Catch ME if you can!

Morgan, I don't believe that. Surely you have more than that. Waaaay  more!

9,697

Well I'll be damned!

Thursday!

Hmm.. not likely.. I wont be anywhere near a computer tomorrow... or for most of the rest of this week!

But... but WHY???

Don't leave us Morgan - we won't know how to do what we want to do without you!

We know what we want??

i have to go and drown somebody in a river out bush..

*scratching head*

ummm... okay...

Good luck?

Oh, you're going camping with someone and you're not really a fan of camping.  Singing "I never rolled a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike, I lied about being the outdoors type."

LOL thanks dek, I'll need it. My ex wants to go out to a place we went camping because he "needs to swim in the clear blue water, refresh the mind, and get some closure"

Apparently I have to go with him, otherwise it just "wont be the same"

It's gonna take every inch of strength to get through it... What's wrong with guys these days??

Umm... wow pup, how did you know what i was going to type?? Nah, I'm actually a fan of camping, I love the outdoors, but as far as I'm concerned, there isn't enough space in this country for the both of us out there.

It was all fine until I re-read it and realised you said "ex". Then 3 letters came to mind - WTF??!

And don't ask me about guys. The simplest friendships are mind boggling these days. Meh

Yeah I know.  We're all confusing.

Hang on a second.  If we're so confusing then I have one really simple question.  What in the name of all that is holy and good would possess you to go camping with a fuck knuckle whose only relationship with you is that he is something that you once had to scrape off your shoe?  If he wants closure, try these words. "No, I don't want to be near you. If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman, it would stay that way!"

Eggactly

See, I've tried that. I've told him over and over and over again. I think his problem is that he doesnt need to go camping, he needs to go to an ear doctor and learn how to listen.And I'm not going camping, I'm just going with him to watch him drown. We're only supposed to be going for one day. Nothing I say seems to work, he just thinks that since the breakup his whole life has ended and keeps sulking about it. If this is the only way to get him to shut up about it and leave me alone, count me in. I'm more than happy to sit and drink while he goes swimming and splashing water over his head.

You do realise that this is a way to get you back, not get over you?

Yes I do.. and when it fails epically, maybe then he'll realise its O-V-E-R....

Ummm... stupid question maybe, but are you taking separate cars?

No... I don't even know if we're going...I'm about 10 minutes away from making other plans...

Okay... then in five minutes can you please tell me that you've decided against going.

Yeah ok, I'm not going... but I was really looking forward to drowning him!

Yay!  Imagine a puppy dancing around in joy, as that's what's happening now!

Awww cute!!!!

LOL!

Speaking of camping... guess what SK's doing next week.

29th to the 5th, 4 of us going. None of them are fuck knuckles.

Hey nice!!

Should be perfect weather for it over there yeah? And with a bunch of mates - FUN!

not my thing - give me 5 star accommodation or I'm staying at home.  "I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend.  What if some thing's on TV and it's never shown again.  It's just as well I'm not invited - I'm afraid of heights.  I lied about being the outdoors type,"

ROFL!!

1500 posts remaining until the big 115K, closing on target...

As for my plans, hopefully the weather will remain good... it's certainly warm and sunny right at the moment, but sudden and inexplicable change seems to be the norm for British weather. We have less extremes, but we flip between our weathers pretty quickly.

That's it, I ain't posting no more!

Yeah.... hopefully you don't have any of that awful weather you had last year. If I remember correctly.

Just for the record... here I am, posting from home... still have the day off but I'm so glad I'm here.

Awesome! So really no camping?

No.. I was never going camping anyway, just going out there for a day to watch him drown or whatever. either way, I'd like to stop talking about him now... it annoys me.

LOL!

Fine by me

dekrazee1

That's it, I ain't posting no more!  ---- 11:48

Yeah.... hopefully you don't have any of that awful weather you had last year. If I remember correctly. ---- 11:49

Hawhawhaw

You would throw me out of my own Tangle???

Hey, I've called 2nd July - at the moment you're dead on track for me to win a few hundred imaginary currency units!

If you go back up about 100,000 posts on this thread, Dek asks, nay demands, that everyone stops looking at her post count.  As I am now resigned to the fact that there is not going to be a book on the outcome and that I'm not going to be able to (permanently) hold the stake money I have to support her view.

Anyway, what sad bastard has the time or inclination to look up the number of posts that people make on these forums?

Sorry, did somebody mention my name?

HAHAHAHAHAH

Are you getting back at PupRad for calling you Dentures?

No... I think it might have been when I called him "you bastard" once, twice, or maybe five hundred and eighty nine thousand, six hundred and twenty three times.

ROFL!!

And the Ashes haven't even begun yet!

By the way... 113,659, not that I'm counting or anything....

Pour Moi?

820 posts to go and only 1 day for Puppy to win... quick, eveybody, make her talk!

HAHAHAHAHA

W00t for dek!

So who is out thus far?

Hmm....I am understanding now why you reopened all those Tangle Games....

...sneaky. 

Oh that so wasn't me!

Ah...that was aimed at Pups, but I managed to overlook the fact you had posted after him.

LOL! Must    make    avatar    more     eye-catching

No - reopened games as I hadn't played most of them and I wanted to have a go at them before they all disappeared... consider it my legacy to future generations...

Disappeared? What do you mean?

Ohhh that reminds me... about a year ago I asked dek to find the oldest post on Tangler....

(i'm still waiting)

Wonder if I've reached my 10,000 yet?

I thought I found it for you?

If you did, you didnt tell me about it 

*GROAN*

Ok, remind me tonight and I'll find it

Would the oldest post also be the first post...?

Yesh

Would you only be counting posts that were generated by non-tangler people - in other words the first post from a member of the public?

Errrm.... I guess that would be me

In those days.

Only 92 posts to go....looks like Morgan is going to have the nearest guess  

'bout a week before my first guess, 'bout a week after my second guess.

Dek, your post-rate is inconsistent and it's making me lose imaginary currency

Place a bet with Arthur Dent, Accountants to the Gentry!  You can go to the next level an lose real money instead of that same boring old imaginary stuff...!

LOL!!

And SK, my postings are highly dependant on all of yours.... so, ya know...

Tomorrow is d-day!! c'mon dek, I wanna cash in on my imaginary moolah

Not looking at profile. Not doing anything on purpose...

I noes...

Can't believe I'm trying to be fair for imaginary moolah....

What have you people done to me?!

hahahahahahahahhaa

wait, let me rephrase...

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ooh..she has passed it. When did that happen?

I'm guessing the 7th of July...

(i guess the 8th) 

Hmmm... lemme see if I can resolve this...

if i can haz cookiee den i will b plzd

No cookie!

Thought this was about imaginary moolah?

PLUS it should be you giving *me* the cookie!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOVE IT!

mmmm....floor cookie.

Strangely enough I don't find the picture or the caption to be unusual.  That could well be a photo of our Marvin...

LOL!

Let's see, where is that damned CTRL key on this keyboard...

lost it already?

Oh no you didn't!