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  Jack Handy Wisdom

  I love Jack Handey , these are some of my favourites:

  "If you ever accidentally drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."

  "Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

  "When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

  Posted 23 Aug 07

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  Admins Please Delete this Topic

  oops, wrong group

  Posted 23 Aug 07

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  The Simpsons Quotes

  Ralph: "What's for lunch?"
  Lunch Lady: "Next!"
  Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

  Posted 21 Aug 07

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  Movie quotes

  From a very quotable movie:

  "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. "

  "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

  "Oh stewardess! I speak jive."

   

  Posted 21 Aug 07

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  AliG/Borat/Bruno quotes

  I think there needs to be a quote page for the characters of Sacha Baron Cohen.  I'll start off with one of my all time favourites:

  "Her va-jin hang down like sleeve of wizard!"  Borat complaining about his wife

  Posted 21 Aug 07