In the mens toilet here at Tangler there is a blown light bulb. We havne't changed it for a week. It isn't a normal globe but regardless, it made me smile to think about 'how many Tanglers does it take to change a light bulb?" The answer is "We're not sure, but let's talk about it and work it out - here's the group URL...."

HAHAHAHAHA Farnie!!

I'll tell ya why it hasn't been changed.... I haven't worked on it yet 

Make sure you use one of the energy efficient ones when you change it!  Gotta be green these days, ya know.

hehehehe

I think it is that already..... judging from the ladies' 

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, and one to complicate the issue.

HAHAHAHAHA

I was gonna say none - cos they never deliver on their promises 

Particulary NSW Labor!

How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?

I have no idea - as soon as I turn on the light to count them, they scatter

and I'm sure we're all familiar with the old "How many <members of group that serves of butt of all jokes, e.g. blondes or irish people> does it take to change a light bulb?; 200, 1 to hold the bulb, 199 to turn the house" joke

How many (name any university) students does it take to change a a lightbulb?  One to hold the bulb - and the whole world revolves around him.

How many psychiatrists doe sit take to change a light bulb? One - but the bulb has to want to change itself

How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 One, and a thousand more to sit around and wonder whether the lightbulb really wanted to be changed in the first place

How many CEO's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They stand still and the world revolves around them. 

Ooops. Sorry Rira. You beat me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My fav - the cockroach one!

how many Tanglerites does it take to change a lightbulb on every continent at once?

5, and much discussion will arise from it

...needs work 

Why 5?

*scratching head* 

note to self: there are more than 5 continents

Aww. You guys are funny,.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not dark.They only want you to think it's dark.

OOOOOooooo

That's a good one!

How many geeks does it take to change a light bulb?

2. A robotics engineer and a software programmer

I dun get it

The robotics engineer builds the robot and the software programmer writes the program the robot runs on.

Oh bugger!

Sorry, I read it wrong.... I read it as 2 robotics engineers and a software programmer


in which case - LOL!

Shouldn't that be how many computer geeks does it take..........?

Answer: 10.  A robotics engineer and a software programmer .

Nice binary joke John

Tangler ate my LOL post again

*grumble grumble*

Munch Munch Munch!

HAHAHAHAHA Excellent!

That's slightly disturbing.

How many accountants/lawyers/solicitors does it take to change a light bulb...?

None.  They prefer to leave you in the dark

hahahahahah

That's funny...

cos it's mainly true

lawyers/solicitors = yes

Accountants .... no no no...  (we are way more subtle than that!)

Accountants version 1:

How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

 what kind of answer did you have in mind?

Accountants version 2:

Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll never know. They never get past the feasibility study.

ps has the bulb in the men's toilet at Tangler been changed yet?

Good question.... I haven't heard any complaints, so I assume it has....

Anyone?

I know this is cheating but here....

http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html  

they are almost endless. 

Here are a couple (or three) of my favorites

Q: how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 6, one to drop it and 5 to pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!

Q: How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?

Q:  How many neural nets does it take to change a light bulb ?
A:  f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)

GOODNESS! What a long list!!

Excellent

Q.      How many cultural historians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.      I am less interested in the lightbulb than the discourses
surrounding the changing.


So true!!

hehehe I like this:

Q:  How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  None.  If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces
    would have already caused it to happen.
A:  Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A:  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb.
A:  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw
    itself in.

I

Heart

Adam Smith

How many multi-threaded software developers does it take to change a light bulb?

who but Two, first? will finish

How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

ROFL

@Fredmedlin

I though the answer was "depends on how many CAL's there are..."

How many Tanglers does it take to change a light bulb?

Tanglers have night vision!

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't you mean how many mothers does it take to nag a teenager to change a lighbulb?

How many Thais does it take to change a light bulb?

0..

We still use candles here

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb.

For instance, when the string of fairy lights have gone out and you have to change every single one till you find the one that doesn't work?

I wonder how people from "certain countries" would cope with the flashing fairy lights...  It's broken.  That one.. no that one.. got it... damn.. that's it there..  etc.

I don't get it....

Me too

Me also... 

yeah I am lost

Well, looks like no one here will be changing fairy lights anytime soon....

(Tho I have to admit I have before and here's a tip - change light bulbs BEFORE you have already hung em up from the roof)

so fairy lights are like Christmas lights?

Fairy lights in use

Are those what you call Christmas lights?

yep but fairy lights sound cooler!  I am changing my vocabulary on that one!

Yesh! *fist pump*

got you to change your vocab

And how art directors does it take to change a light bulb - Christmas or otherwise? 

. . . does it HAVE to be a lightbulb?

(sorry, late - how many art directors, of course)

HAHAHAH!

Ohhhh!

hahahah

oh goodness haha