Came across this blog that has all these funny notes people put up for one another

I'm a fan since I found this page sometime last year.... I'm also somewhat guilty of penning a few of such notes in a particular sharehouse I once dwelt in and am now thankful to be out of.

hahahaha Notes in a shared house are a classic response aren't they?

Muahahahaah

A Passive Aggressive Vending Machine

You put your money in, and it smashes something for ya!

i love this site!

I used to see it all the time, but they stopped updating it so i stopped going.

I'd love to leave notes, but i'm scared people will know its me

Mee tooo!!

I fantasize about leaving notes in all sorts of places!

Under my neighbours' door, on people's cars.... Actually, it's pretty much never ending

FUNNY NOTES FTW!

nat's back, FTW!

nat's gone again, FTL!

What do these stupid letters mean~?!?~??!?!?!? I hate you all and your stupid anagrams/webspeak/teenager-glorified/pisspot language!!!!!

GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually, nat is the one that taught me this one. it means 'for the win'. ( i just went with it and made-up for the loss).

here is a site that helps me.............sometimes:

 teenspeak

Whoa....

Morgan, you surprise me... I thought you had the lingo down pat

yeah, you're young and 'with it'.

Nah, I'm young and 'out-of-it' 

Must be an old soul

bluegirl's teen chat decoder is broken. it keeps giving me wrong answers

really? maybe, i'm just an idiot and thought they were right.

they seem right to me.

No, you're right!

please don't gang-up on my bluekatana

aww thank you heller

i would never do that to bluekatana.....................you, maybe, heller..........but never a fellow blue girl.

Wow...teenspeak is comprehensive! it is another language!

hahahahah

You've only just realised that Morgan? Why do you think parents don't understand their teenagers?

Look deep inside and you will find emo. Herewithin, you shall find the answer.

hi there. teenage emo kid at your service

you'll get far in this world, bluekatana.

"Guess who's back, back again...."

...

... And then he was gone, again.

Oooh guessing games. i like those.

Was it Elvis?

E.T?

romeo- you crack me up!

nat- sorry i missed you.

I think this is in keeping with the theme of Passive/Aggressive..

speaking as a life-long waitress (at least it seems that long), that is some serious lack of attention.

they are sitting at the counter and they were able to do that and not be seen?

whoever has to clean that, deserves it.

great post, rob.

LOL! That's great!!

Love it! hahaha

Also from Passive/Aggressive Notes.com

Oh my!!

I've thought of putting something similar on the microwave we have at work!

That's no passive aggressive.... that's just informing people.

No?

i'm with you, that drives me nuts.

the people i share a house with live the unused time up there all the time.

(okay, those people happen to be my mom and step-dad, who have taken in me and my daughter, but come on! unused time on the microwave! )

Exactly!!!

I don't understand how it doesn't bug em!

i know!

how can they not see it?

It's like they've just lost that 0:02 seconds of their lives.... *sigh*

LOL!

More like they're stealing 0:02 s of our lives!

the thieving bastards...

You said it Happy!

(is your microwave cleared of left over time?)

What do you think of this? I was lmao.

HAHAHAHAHA

What he should really do is put a for sale sign....

It would make more sense, perhaps the passive/aggressive behaviour confused the thought process somehow.

LOL! Perhaps....

maybe, he's too lazy to go out and collect the money. 

No no, the idea is that if you leave something out for free, no one will take it. But if you put a for sale sign, it'll promptly get stolen

It boggles the mind, doesn't it?

hehehe sure does

oh. i get it.

Dek, I think your suggestion would have been more effective but.

but...?

not as funny!

i think he's too lazy to finish the sentence.........either that or he was just eaten by a man-eating croc.

hahahahahaha

Do man eating crocodiles eat women as well...?  *just wondering*

did you have someone in mind mr. dent?

Now you come to mention it quite a few candidates spring to mind.  None on this forum though...

alright then.

carry on...........

None on this forum?! *phew*

I was sure my name would come up

Carry on what...?

?????

carry on wondering........oh i forgot you don't like to scroll up, do you?

Do man eating crocodiles eat women as well...?  *just wondering*

Ah...if it was a-wandering I myt be able to help u there...

You don't expect me to name names do you?

nope.......just carry on wondering.........

or wandering....whichever takes your fancy...

or wondering where you might go wandering....

or wondering while wandering..........which is a nice thing to do.

LOL! Psychos!

I concur.

hahahaha You psycho too!

you're a psycho.

We're all psycho otherwise we wouldnt be here lol

Yes, we are all Psychos.

Oh God I'm surrounded by psychos... ahhhhhhhh

*runs around in circles, gets dizzy, falls over*

..ahh...

lol!

Muahahahahaha!!!

ROFL!

You're a very entertaining pycho SK!

hee hee.........i never get tired of that one.

heheheh yeah!

At least they gave him a window...

it's only humane.

I left a passive aggressive note stuck to my bathroom mirror last night.

Just thought I should mention it

to yourself............don't you live alone?

ROFL!! That would have been the pinnacle of p/a notes!

Nah, have some family staying with me for a couple of days, and someone kept turning a bottle I've kept upside down (for a very good reason)

So my note was - Please STOP turning the bottle over!

o.k. that makes sense..............i was kind of worried for a minute.

hahahahah

You've just jogged a memory.... I have written myself a note before.

My thesis was due soon, and I was still messin around procrastinating. One day I got mad at myself and wrote a note - Thesis is due NOW!! and stuck it on the comp monitor.

(I handed my thesis in, and the note is still stuck there, 2 years later)

maybe i should use that technique.

You do realise it didn't work?

yes, but i've tried everything else.........i figured it couldn't hurt.

Go for it!

Use big scary capital letters and lots of exclamation marks.... might help

will do.

thanks.

I couldn't resist this one. From an American Strip Club (and Passive/Aggressive.com).....

lol!

meanwhile, a lot of strippers are college students and quite intelligent.

hahaha That's such a weird sign!

I thought so too. And bluegirl that is true.

rob, i know.

meanwhile, a lot of strippers are college students and quite intelligent.

Yea I had to give it up...couldnt do the hours. Or the clothing/lack of...

i just knew it!

pretending to be all innocent and geek-like..........

In fact its the qualities they look for in the business...

it really depends on the club.

Ooh u think im not good enough?

that isn't what i said.

hehe I no, sori its early in the morning and Im caffeine-free.

oh no.............the horror!

The tea isnt working!!!!!

end it now.

Need...sugar...

Bluegirl!  there are sites other than this one for encouraging suicide in young people.  Shame on you!

mr. dent, i say this with much respect....................have you ever had to go without caffeine and sugar?

Humm...suicide...interesting...

See, you've infected the poor young mans mind...!

I think we all know its a bit too late for that

And tea without milk and sugar is abhorrent...  Deserves murder, never mind suicide. 

i'm not the one who mentioned the word suicide..............i was only talking about ending his suffering by going to the cafe and getting some stronger tea.

Ah right, yes that would be easier than the whole murder thing.

And yes tea without milk and sugar does have a suicidal taste about it.

i'm a coffee drinker................

As am I

so what are you doing with tea, man!?!

Tea has, in general, more caffiene than coffee

i forgot i'm talking to brits.

Its true Im a tea addict Im ashamed to admit

Talking to Brits won't give coffee any more caffien than it already has.

Why ashamed of being a tea addict?

i meant that you are a tea expert.

or is it that you are not ashamed to be an addict but ashamed to admit it...?

Nope, not an expert.

i don't care..............i like my coffee..............not for the caffeine, but because it's yummy.

I shouldnt be ashamed really, merely of myself being a cliche...

It's also funny that you simply believed what I said about caffiene content.  I haven't a clue whether it has or not, I've never checked.

i didn't believe you. i dropped the subject.

I also like coffee.  Not starbucks though.  Anyone who can justify £5 for a cup of coffee has got more money than sense

So the whole of west london then, hehe.

Spot on Happy

ooh. i'm going to show my geeky, brit loving american side..............i love the term "spot on".........it is so perfect.

it is definitely one of my favourite terms.

oh shoot..........now i'm starting to show my british spelling..........i usually correct that..........

.........i really hang out with a lot of you people.

One of us! One of us!

We don't mind being your favorites bluegirl

oh, good. because i really do like you all.

This is the happiest moment of my life

what? having some older woman like you because you are really funny, pretty cute and british?

Is there anything more to life?

Did you even notice the spelling, just for you Bluegirl...

no i hadn't.................thanks arthur.

how considerate of you.

now, i really must be off to bed........it's after 3 in the a.m.

Away with you!

I'll tell you what proper tea is.... ginger tea with spices, milk and sugar!

*she sez as she gulps her cuppa*

Witchcraft!

Weak!

well, i for one need to go make myself a nice cup of coffee.

have fun!

thanks, i will certainly try.

my life has been lacking fun lately................never really thought about finding it in a cup of coffee...........but, why not?

U never know...It may be in the 1 place u least expect...

eeewwwwww.

Ok...it may be in the one *clean* place u least expect, hehehe.

well............o.k. then.

and you would do well to remember that yourself.......

Thats not easy to do at my age...lol.

what!

at your age you should have no trouble remembering anything.

oh, boy. just wait 'til all the old folks on tangler hear that one.......sheesh!

Apologies should be on a different topic, lol.

maybe it's because i haven't had my coffee yet............but........?????

???

what apologies?

Ah right, should be "My apologies, it should be on a different topic"

i still don't get it.........what should be on a different topic?

i'm going t get my coffee now...........maybe it will help.

My post: Thats not easy to do at my age...lol.

but, why should it be on a different topic?

(sorry, i'm having trouble this morning)

Because the post wasnt meant for the topic and therefore doesnt reflect my opinion?

sorry, i'm being a total idiot................what topic did it belong in?

it seems to make more sense here than the other topic we've been playing in this morning..............

**takes large sip of coffee**

actually a msn topic...I have about 5 windows open at once and it gets confusing

so, it had nothing to do with a conversation i'm involved in?

**big sigh of relief**

so, i'm not as crazy as i thought...........that's good.

i know how you feel, i have several tabs going myself.

i find that people who socialize online tend to multi-task.

and as is evident here, I cant multitask well...

but.....that should be easy to do at your age.

easier but still quite hard...lol

i know............and i often have.....shall we say....private conversations.....going. i'm always afraid of saying the wrong thing in the wrong place.

just the other day, i did that........luckily it was very minor and i was able to correct it immediately.

Oh ive been in very imbarrasing situations where that has happened...

it just part of life on the internet, i guess.

They saw the funny side of it which was fortunate.

A new take on passive aggressive -

That's hillarious!

that turtle has a sense of humor.............i love it!

hehehehe Naughty little bugger it is

those cats need to get with the program - they are meant to be killers for gods sake! Although going on the ferocity of that little morsel i suggest they use a pressurized air tank and a rifle. Worked for Jaws.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Here, more psycho cats:

lmao!

I have the Captain Planet theme song in my head

I'm unsure if I already posted that somewhere else

Oh! That is one of my semi-regular ear worms

What an excellent smilie that is!

(Thought I should say something after 13 hours of silence)

LOL!

yeah, rob.....that is a really cute smiley.

Arthur......do you have the CRUMPIT with the Tea....hahah

Do I have crumpit with tea...  Maybe a bit of Crumpet if I'm peckish.  Also, If Mrs Dent isn't around I might be tempted with a bit of Crumpet at any time of day.  LOL and ROFL and LOL etc...

very british......

What's crumpit and crumpet?

Reminds me of what my dad called us when we sulked - crumpled paper

crumpled paper...........that is great!

A crumpet (buttered):

Its sort of like a pancake crossed with an Aero... you toast them then spread stuff on top. 

As far as I'm aware, there's no such thing as a crumpit, that's just a mis-spelling.

yumm...........mmmmm....

They are indeed good eating. Especially with marmite

*shelters from inevitable argument*

i think the melted butter looks pretty good.......

Ah! I've seen my sis having those....

Never found them very appealing. Maybe because they remind me of the MacDonald's breakfast thingy, which makes me sick to look at

I prefer them with jam personally but thats just me

and thats a blood clottingly large amount of butter, lol.