This may have been done before...?

Here's one for Morgan K

lol. didnt you make a forum for this?

I did, but didn't want to...only wanted a thread...I was pissed at the time...

ummm... why is that for morgan?

It's NO BULLSHIT...much better than NO ENTRY. That could have connotations...

AHHHHHHH

Ok, in that case, I like it

I found a no cockroach one. Might come in handy?

Here's one that might be useful for the comedians among us

anyone in mind?

We got comedians in here?

Actually an ex-bf of mine was allergic to tomato, something to do with the acid in the juice...I threatened to pour sauce all over him in his sleep when he pissed me off.

LOL!

So he was allergic to the touch? Or he couldn't eat em?

both.

Oh!

i'm guessing this news hasn't made it down under yet: tainted tomatoes

timely post, dek.

Yeah, I've been reading abt it...

I thought cooking killed germs

you know how it is when there's a scare like this.......nobody will buy tomatoes, restaurants have signs up that they won't serve tomatoes.....

That's interesting....

I've never actually taken note of these food 'scares'.

Mainly cos I cook everything

neither me nor my daughter like tomatoes, so we don't care........oh no! i ate salsa today...................i'm gonna die!!!!!!!!  

Is this for real?

I saw this on Letterman last night and they were joking about it, and a space alien put a tomato on Daves desk to scare him. (actually it was someone dressed as an alien)  

News results for tomatoes

My little brain can't understand how so many tomatoes can be 'tainted'.... I thought salmonella affected dirty surfaces and meat left in the open etc.

Thats just horrible. Makes me so glad I hate eating tomatoes.

You do??

Wow, I wonder if someone has been using human waste as tomato fertiliser?

Hope the tomatoes in my fridge are ok.... 

Sounds like we should be fine.... or the uproar would have reached our shores too

You really trust AQIS after the Equine Flu fiasco??

heh oh yeah... that...

another fiasco I couldn't care less abt

It's not like I eat horse meat, or bet on races....

Easy, just grow your own! Tomatoes are one of the easiest fruits to grow!

Funny.... earlier today I said to someone they're one of the hardest....

LOL

Basically anything that grows on a 'vine' is easy to grow

Another fine example of how quickly talk turns to food related substances....

Really?

In my experience, tomatoes need a lot of care and attention

I might give it another shot on your word then

Sir M - except this talk has been abt diseased food.... that has to be a first!

i'm not into gardening, i have what you might call a black thrumb, but when i had my house, we had tomatoes. i think that it might be tricky in the beginning, but once they get going, they really get going! as long as you keep picking the ripe ones, new ones seem to grow.

This one of a tosser might be more appropriate for a certain archbishop of atheism

xD wow. i wonder if its possible to really do that

cool.... i'll try tomatoes then.

They are getting really expensive, and I use them a lot. Makes sense to

hahahaha

You guys have obviously never seen "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" (or tomaytoes for those of U.S. extraction) Directed by someone famous whose name escapes me ..... Harvey someone maybe???.

And I'l bet you've never listened to "The Tomatoe Vendetta" a track on an album by Mason Williams ( of Classical Gas fame !!) which started out something like

" This song's about the tomato vendetta / and the story of a man who let a / taste for tomates ruin his life / he lost his job , home, wife , car kids and life...."  and then continued with a likewise tragic stale.

Tomatoes are apparently very dangerous and nothing to laugh about.

or was that potato potarto??

That should have been tragic "tale" only the jokes are stale (but the song is still embedded in my mind , long after I've forgotten the chords to Classical Gas).

attack of the killer tomatoes was one of my favorite movies in high school.

hahahahahhahaha

Watched it once..... didn't see what the fuss was all about

omg...this brings to mind an old movie called "The Blob" , does anyone remember?

Vaguely....

*makes her thinking face*

Did the blob eat everyone?

'cause "The blob that ate everyone" sounds familiar to me.

I remember The Blob...pity they didn't have Blondie's 'Rapture' for theme music back then

And this is why, my friends, I use

LOL

nah.....you gotta check the original:

omg...this brings to mind an old movie called "The Blob" , does anyone remember?

I hate to know this stuff but I think you might find that this was Steve McQueen's first movie....and he was The Blob!!   What's more I think it was directed by the guy I thought directed Attack of the Killer Tomatoes who was probably Harvey Korman who did many B graders ( and I don't mean schoolgirls!!)

Yep, just checked and I was wrong wrong about Harvey Korman ( maybe he produced it?// Nah I must be making that up) but it definitely starred Steve McQueen in his movie debut though not as the  Blob!! he was the lead male character "Steve Andrews and the theme song was by Burt Bacharach and lyrics by Hal David';sBro Mack!! 

Steve McQueen received only $3,000 for this film; he had turned down an offer for a smaller up-front sum with 10% of the profits because he did not think the movie would make any money and he needed the money immediately to pay for food and rent; it ended up grossing $4 million.

This from Wikipaedia

Who was the woman in the film? I can vaguely see her in my mind, but cant for the life of me remember who she is!

Aneta Corsaut in the 1958 original

Shawnee Smith in the 1988 remake

and yes, I had to look them up  

Aw, thanks Heller!

I reckon this would make a good avatar for you Morgan :

umm..... errrrr......

My hair's not grey.....

bluekatana- what is that smiley doing......is it drooling?

I was thinking the same thing..?

When I first met Ruski, the only image I in my head in those days was this:

Mmmm....damn you dek! I want some now!!

LOL!

Ruski, she wants you!!

Wake up!!!

Mmmm yes Ruski, I want to take your top off, wrap my hands around your smooth curves, put my lips against you and take you into my mouth. Oh yeah, I just wanna taste you, have you so close, I want you inside me. We belong together ruski....I can feel it.....

ummmm....

*starts feeling like the 3rd wheel and slowly backs away*

I think Morgan's already dwunk!

You have such a dirty mind dek....I was merely talking about the vodka!

Hmm, that could make a good ad campaign for stoli....or anything in a bottle, for that matter....

methinks I'm on to something! hahaha

You should pitch it to em!

you're brilliant MK...I sense a kindred spirit

You've reminded me of that ad they've been playing on TV - the one with the light green bottle. Never seen a sexier bottle!

Can't remember the name of it now

@ Dek: - the one with the light green bottle.

   Please enlighten me with more details.....MILLIONS of beers have a friggin green bottle!!!!!

Oh sorry... it's a wine ad

The camera pans up and down the bottle at various angles

Although it reminds me of those Becks ads they played ages ago during the world cup (FIFA), now they were sexy!

Every bubble in becks is c: extremely lucky.

hahahah

I remember those! Funny!

I don't really watch tv, but I think I know the bottle you mean...they show it on bus stops and billboards too? Something about being on ice...

Although maybe I'm thinking of something different?

Yes yes!

Hmm....the search begins...I know it also has omething to do with 'O' ...because thats in the picture too...

Wow, advertising works...? LOL

I've looked thru youtube,  nothing yet.

AH I GOT IT!!!!!

Its Rosemount.

THAT"S IT!!!

Phew!

My head was gonna explode!

This link has the ads: http://www.rosemountestate.com.au/index2.asp

Such pretty pretty bottles...

See what lighting and camera angles can do? LOL!

Google is good for something:

This is exactly what I searched

Hehehehe

hahahaha

I was searching for 'sexy green wine bottle ad Australian'

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

You're on Vista eh?

Stop  laughing at me!

ok...

*bursts into stifled giggles*

heheheh

Wow, I can't believe that worked!

*rubs eyes*

D'oh!

LOL!

stoppit!

Just thought I'd give you a small sense of hope....

heheheh

Terrible.....

Oh hey Morgan, Gunther's ER is on SBS now

Oh cool.....but yeah, I don't watch tv.....I cant stand to be in the room if my flatmates are around....They either talk loudly amongst themselves and completely fail to acknowledge I'm there, or they'll just talk loudly to me, preventing me watching anything. And when they're quiet and I am watching something, they keep asking me "what's this? what else is on? what are you watching? where's the remote?"

So I've given up.

Not a lot on tv anyway, most of the time, so I'm not really missing out on much.

True...

Thanks for the heads-up though!

No worries.

Ugh.... a bit gross they way he's ripping everything out

Reckon this might just do for bluegirl

blue, purple...who really cares...

I see heller has formed an obsession....

*anime style nosebleed*

I see a minor problem with that pic.....

If the is skipping, the rope would get to her feet before she jumps.

I see heller has formed an obsession....

please explain...

@Morgan - yeah, like this:

heller - judging by the last two alternative avatars you've suggested

Ah...you mean bouncing boobs...guilty as charged Your Dekship...

LOL

LOL

Even got the *scratching head* bit in

head lice?

Perpetually confuzzled

shitfaced?

how did i get 2 black eyes?

Ha Ha ... I reckon that is pretty obvious

BTW are those long boots over suspenders?

those are my stockings. (and here in america that's a garter belt)

you know, even when i was nursing my daughter, my breasts were never that big.

after watching that image.......i'm grateful.

LOL

Miss Minx talking about her breasts is NOT helping my concentration...

It's certainly helping mine  

I'm not sure if I want kids, purely for the sake of what it will do to my body. Sure, I want them, but maybe I'll go for a surrogate option and let somebody else have it for me! My breasts are big enough as they are , thank you very much, and i'm sure my ass doesnt need (or want) to grow bigger in the process

I'll adopt. Have thought about it since I was young.

You know Angelina Jolie? She stole my idea, she did

If you don't want your breasts to grow bigger one of the ways to prevent it is to avoid wiping them with tissue paper.

Let's get off womens breasts, Arthur and back to the topic...

This possible avatar just has to be bluegirl...BLUEGIRL...BLUEGIRL...

For Mr Dent perhaps?

see? i told you my breasts are much smaller than that sillly jump roping girl.

Indeed this topic will keep me amused for days...lol

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

this topic is very tangleresque...

why? is tangler all about a bunch of dirty old/young men who like to post and look at pictures of anime breasts bouncing?

Seriously Bluegirl. Give a man an internet connection, what else is he gonna do?

point taken.

 Hey! we're not all like that!

That's what they all say

How dare you besmirch my good name.

hahahaha

What's a bad name?

Huh.  You won't catch me surfing for porn on the internet...  Disgusting!

As in you do it, but don't get caught?

You can't get caught doing stuff you don't do.

I wouldn't know what to do with it if I found it anyway.  At my age it's all a dim and distant memory...

So then why not search for it anyway....(at your age) you're bound to forget about it soon after, yes?

Search for what?

lol! 

Im a 17 year old who doesnt abuse his internet connection...

im a rare breed nowadays lol

theres nothing wrong with it. Its just pathetic blokes enjoying themselves on the internet, albeit a little too much, but still...
 

I constantly abuse my internet connection....

Stoopid thing is slow and dies on me sometimes, and I let it know what I think of it

oh my. i never figured dek to be the abusive type

Perhaps when HappyWanderer gets away from his virginal cloistered existence at St Andy's, the big wide dirty world might just be a frightening revelation to him  

bluekatana - Oh, trust me, dek can have a very potty mouth

LOL!

thanks romeo for posting another picture of yourself (psst.....it's in the wrong thread).

i'm going to go and cry now.

Noooo!

That picture was aimed at dek and her potty mouth.

Nothing so foul could possibly be associated with you..

I sowwy if it upset you....

okay. please ignore any references to this in other threads (i'm quick)

This is what happens when you speak....

you are too sweet.

come to arizona and be mine.

i need more people (men) like you in my life.

virginal cloistered existence?

well, you have been coming off as innocent.

or maybe i dont want to broadcast my love life over the internet and spoil the mystique?

I was tricked twice into doing that im not doing it again lol.

very admirable..........a guy who doesn't kiss and tell.

Thanks

Although because of that ppl think you're a homosexual which is never good.
 

Who cares what people think, right?

who cares if your a homosexual?

although, if you aren't gay, i suppose you wouldn't want the girls that you might be interested in to think you were.

Yeh thats wot i meant...

 

yeah- that wouldn't be good.

A bit confused here:

(a) Has HappyWanderer admitted to being a shirtlifter?

(b) You girls are implying that he is, but you might not be actually meaning to...

(c) or, is he just a sweet, naive, young pubertal hetero...or planning to be?

i do believe it's c.

and that because he's a nice boy, some potential lassies might mis-label him.

at least that's my understanding.

(hi heller!)

metro metro all the way la la la-la dum-dee-dum....

Hi bluegirl. Yes, I think you're right...  I used to be a nice boy, until my voice changed  

Excuse me, did you even notice my song?! I made it up all by myself.

Hrrmmphh..

very nice, morgan..........although, i don't think you'll be winning any awards for it.

I thought it was just a tad crappy

okay, i admit it..............heller is right.

 I have been known to be wrong...but not this time

Is it gang up on Morgan Day?

only if you join in

3 is the minimum number for a gang quorum

Never!

it's not then

come on, dek. i don't want to be ganging up on anyone, but did you hear the "song" morgan made up?

you mean the best song ever written?

well, alrighty then.

Find someone else to gang up with!

i don't want to gang up on anyone!!!!!!

please people, be honest with yourselves.

cmon dek.peerpressurepeerpressurepeerpressure

grrrrr

I am strong!

Do get a hold of yourself dek. You're supposed to be the pleasant one on here...

You seem to use the 'yell' emoticon more than the rest of the posters put together

o.k., heller.................let me have it.

certainly not, young lady