Here's the back story:
The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco, and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better.
(I don't know if this is real or not, but here goes!)
OMG! what a w*nker.!
Please tell me there aren't really people like that walking round the streets.
I have no idea....
It's so over the top, which is why it is unbelievable to me
Wheres my gun...
oh here it is!
Hey happy, that wasn't you making prank calls again was it?
What?!? Of course not!

you all don't even know the half of it.
apparently dmitri is also known as dmitri the lover and he is, get this...........................................a
he also has his own website which may not be suitable for younger viewers.
i got all this info from the fabulous maizeydaze.
and it scared the bejeezus out of me.
Someone in a comment section somewhere (maybe on the site linked at the top, I don't know because I saw this already so didn't bother clicking said link) said he's deliberately way out of line, and has crafted the whole asshole-ish persona for his own nefarious ends (those ends being getting laid... apparently it works)
yeah, i think that might be what he teaches in his seminars.
but if you read my link, he was also a real doctor who lost his medical license for sexual misconduct.
he's just a creep, no matter how you look at it.
Oh we cant have enough of them in the world...
Seems that way....
Wow... his site is pretty crap. Instant turn off
Thanks for all the extra info bluegirl! (and maizeydaze)![]()
I think i heard him mentioned on the radio at work today, but as some of us are actually busy during working hours (mentioning no names but you know who you are) i didn't get to hear all the details.
*cough*
morgan
*cough*
Sir M, you need a priority realignment.... tsk tsk
Um..ok....might need some help with that.
You busy?
Not really.... just watching Wimbledon and trying to make Gamil v2 look like i want it to
great! you can sort my priorities out and i'll put the kettle on.
1. Tangle
2. Tangle some more
3. Listen to the radio when it has Tangler related stuff
4. work
See, easy!
I wish it was that easy.
All non essential internet access was revoked after someone was found to be visiting sites of a questionable nature.![]()
Well now, you'll just need to feed that person to the fishes now, won't you?
Its on my to do list!
hahahahah
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
But I'm not a cat
cat?
i didn't mention a cat......did i?
What's fuzzball referring to then?
seek the wisdom of google, and all shall be revealed.
Meh.. too lazy
Plus this Nadal match it turning out to be better than Safin's
So you can type that^^ but you're too lazy too google something??
am i missing something here....??
copy and paste. it don't get no simpler.
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googling something would involve locating the ctrl and t buttons, and then shift+tab-ing twice to the google box, and then typing the word in, and then hitting enter, and then getting the results, and then clicking on a link and then ctrl tabbing to get back here
Loooong journey you make my fingers take....
you could've done it by now.......
...quicker than explaining how to do it.
But I didn't have to go anywhere to type all that!
Didn't even need to move my right hand from the keyboard to the touch pad
See... told you I was feeling lazy...
Bah!
LOL!
So are you gonna be a nice Sir M and just tell me?
*looks hopeful*

Is that fuzzball or an emoticon to signify you ignoring me?
Actually, it could be furball.....i'm not entirely sure.
Now I'm confused
gonna have to follow my own advice
hahahahah
S'ok. its fuzzball. I was right first time. Now i just look stoopid for doubting myself![]()
This confusion must be a side effect of hanging around dek too much.
yeah...thats it!
Hrrrmph!!
That's it... I'm setting the lappie aside now
chewbaka! i love chewbaka!
(and i used google to check the spelling
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Oh yeah! It is chewy!!
All this while I thought it was a robot![]()
chewbaka? i thought it was chewbacca.
though i have been known to be not as right as i think i am.
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oops, i'm lazier than i was pretending to be.
i didn't scroll down..............


Looks like you have AVG8.0
avg? no....
Those green circles aren't avg checking the sites?
no, WOT.
it came highly recommended to me.............avg did, most definitely, not.
AVG wasn't recommended? Why?
i think it was more false positives than most, i really don't remember.
Oh okay
For a while I had 3 of those little "this site is good/bad" things on my search results - WOT, AVG and McAfee Site Advisor.
Then I upgraded to FF3 and AVG turned out to be incompatible, so now I'm back to 2.
The AVG one had the worst looking icons anyway, I think I'll leave it disabled even if it becomes compatible.
i'm not a big mcafee fan. i'm very happy with WOT. though.
Took me a while to figure out WOT was a program...
I had a witty comeback and everything!
I have to say, I'd never heard of WOT.
SK, how is AVG incompatible with FF3?
WOT= web of trust
Thanks!
Love that voice mail sequence. Is it a fake? It's too good.
"Actually, I'm a good catch."
"Maybe you were abused in childhood...." Oh god, this just keep getting better.
It can't be real.
"If you are psychologically normal..... "
Love this addition;
i know what you mean, mick.
it could just be this guys way of getting his name out there.
dek, the AVG Firefox add-on ("Link Scanner") is incompatible with FF3. AVG itself is fine.
SK - ahhhh I had it off, so didn't notice.
That link scanner thing irritates me till no end. Turned it off within 5 mins of installing AVG8
that is one of the reasons i like WOT. it's very unobtrusive.
Unlike Mcafee which just wont shut up!
I haven't used McAfee for a very very long time, but I see things haven't changed!
dek, this is the pizza vid. it is so hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAH
That is funny!
Sending ...