Does any of this look familiar?

I just went in and whacked it all together, start to finish.... Amazingly, the continuity is consistent, and it sort of makes sense!

Extremely amusing though:

She was about to call her husband a useless motherf****r, but suddenly she realized that he already knew. "damn." Wouldn't it be just great if he could drop his immature attitude so that others wouldn't have to deal with it? Like minded women understand what anything similar would mean. She, Rachel, wasn't about to start from the beginning. If only the phone exploded, then they could not have to give her a second call. When Rachel saw the remains of the phone spread about, she realized this was a way she could destroy everything and yet still survive.

When two years vanished, Rachel emerged from the pits of her unknown hell. Thank the postman they arrived intact. She opened the partially invisible table. Her magic act complete with cape, wand and tophat. It was the first time she ever threw up her arms and openly welcomed the beings who had given her the strength to do all those things she thought she could never do.

When she was availed about the arrival of the devil and his only son Derek, she bombed the place where they had stayed for 250 years, while learning how to merge human DNA with common weeds. Derek, however, was very shy and hid in a treehouse. When he thought everything was cool he busted the husband with exploded telephone remains and a random shard of plastic penetrated his inner

Derek, however, was very shy and hid in a treehouse. When he thought everything was cool he busted the husband with exploded telephone remains and a random shard of plastic penetrated his inner child, which then screamed out "why am I stupid!?!?!?" Derek answered him: "You are me."

When the devil found out Derek had hidden from his fate, the only thing left was to go back to the tavern and find the missing piece of his pitchfork.

While he was probing the scattered ashes, he was startled to find a golden peacock feather with bright pink spots and a mirror, lying there unblemished. As he picked up the mirror and looked into it, a bright pink feather appeared from his nose and made him sneeze. After he had covered up the remnants of his sneeze, he plucked the feather out of the ashes and used what remained of his pride to light a cigar.

Later that day, a golden peacock with bright pink spots asked him this: " If I were holding a very hot cup of kopi luwak, would you care to guess how much i can drink without exploding?" Then, he exploded. "Why does no-one ever think to ask?".  "Ask what?" replied Derek, who then produced a banana from his pocket. And it exploded. "Ask why there is no cream for my kopi loki in the exploded banana remains". "Did you look?", "No, the explosion totally distracted me." Derek brushed off the banana remains.

At that moment, some of the spots of the banana debris that was choking the devil's son, derek, corrupted the universe!

People everywhere were wondering, what ever happened to my long lost buddy?  The last time we were together, I accidentally spilled the wine, took an unexpected nap, and when I tried to apologize, he looked at me and said, "fee, fi, fo, fum, spilling wine instead of rum, then a nap to make you sober, sorry but it's still october." Then he walked out the window.  Dropping 13 stories, he suddenly stopped, smashed a window, smoked a cigarette, read a book, clipped his toenails. plucked a chicken, made a sandwich, called his mother, pierced his nose, brushed his teeth, shaved his back, painted a picture, combed his hair, made another sandwich, ordered a pizza, flossed this teeth, blew his nose. He looked around, closed his eyes, and took a harmonica out and played the blues.  Birds flying past stopped to listen.

They were deafened by the sound of people applauding. When he bowed, his toupee fell and blew away. He turned red, smoked a cigarette, applied his make-up, made a sandwich, performed a ballet, wrote an opera, sang Elton's "Daniel", finished his thesis, split an atom, ran for president, travelled through time, changed the past, prevented the spill, waved a flag, learned Mandarin Chinese, discovered a cure for common colds, danced a jig, rebuilt a transmission, painted a masterpiece, psychoanalyzed his psychiatrist, started a forum, built a pyramid, dug to china, removed his spleen, drank a cappuccino, circled the wagons, saluted the flag, dyed Easter eggs, hid Easter eggs, found Easter eggs, ate chocolate bunny, argued with bigots, cursed the bigots, went on Atkins, went off atkins, then finally he fell on the couch and cried.

when he finally cried himself out, he no longer had any new stuff to accomplish.

He then decided that he enjoyed going for walks. so he went jay-walking in the Bush around the river. Then the rain came.

who needs shakespeare when we have quality works like this?

even if some of it does sound like it has been run through a dodgy translator....

omg....morgan....that's hilarious!

that's when  art vandelay and i went nutty on the game....

before he went crazy on my ass....

I'm just amazed that it all fits together so well

HAHAHA It's very funny when read in one go!

I'm confused.... what is that?

This is the Neverending Story and was started in Tangle games... the point of it was for each person to only add one word at a time (which later got changed to three at a time, to help it along a bit)

Find it here.