The reason I started a topic with exactly 14 a's is because my bike was vandalised and i cant ride it anymore so i needs cheering up.

Any ideas?

Im open to anything

and i mean anything lol.

so 14 a's = vandalised bike....

what would 13 a's mean?

oh...also....sorry to hear about your bike....

humm...fair point...im guessing something not so catastrophic...

and thanks Sir M, you are all invited to the buryal next week

so what happened? did you leave it unattended while you were vandalising someone else's bike?

no! Im a good little man type person!

I left it in the bike shed (unchained) and as soon as they unlocked the bikeshed doors someone joyrided it and trashed it in general. :'(

Reminds me of the same ode that Marc Bolan had.  "You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

Awwww... sorry to hear that Happy.

When you say trashed - what has been done to it exactly?

You could buy a Mercedes-Benz bike (the most 'pimpin' bike eva) if you lived in Isleworth, but I doubt you do. Also, I don't think they're available in the USofA yet.

This topic reminded me instantly of this.

HAHAHAHAAHAH

That's hilarious!

That's hilarious!

rofl! thats exactly how i felt inside!

and the bike has had the gears ripped off of it on one side so i now have nothing to change gear. I also have no brakes or functioning mudguards but its ok cos im currently so hyper on sugar im shaking and cant stop smiling about nothing...xD/

I love when i feel like that because im hyped up on parfait or whatever to the point where i stop regarding normal sentance structure, punctuation or spelling and making runon sentences that woud make eula fell like crap like the new xkcd.... which is supposed to be spelt xkcd without any letters capitalized or anything unless it begins the sentence or is otherwise improper to write without caps but then you have to write the whole thing in craps!

Sheesh.... That's bad Happy....

I think this is appropriate

I don't think I'd will that on anybody!

They could be clean camels...

May their fingertips turn into barbed fishing-hooks and their balls start to itch...

LOL!

See Happy, we feel for ya

May a red hot poker be shoved up their arseholes. Cold end first so it can't be pulled out.

hahahah Oh dear....

Ok ok, I think we've cursed the poor soul enough to last him a lifetime!

I think it was a gang of them. The damage is very extensive it must have suffered greatly before the end :/...

But the hairy blob certainlly cheered me up

Yay!