I can haz?

http://rarevictorian.com/lockwood-estate-malvern-pa-for-salelease

Yes plz

Oh wow. That is COOL!!

Can I come stay? Please?

It looks a bit like my place...

I'm sorry, that house just looks scary, like it was meant to be the setting of a horror movie... or Beetlejuice...

ooh..that nice.

anyone wanna go halves on it?

With your history of broken/breaking things??

I'll pass thanks.

Mr Dent, seriously?

Nope

LOL!!

With your history of broken/breaking things??

this coming from you ms dek'll-break-it-without-even-trying... 

Me?? What have I broken lately?

Haven't we had this conversation before too, or are you guys just trying to make me feel insane?

*quietly exits*

It's all Sir M's fault

Isn't it always?

Yep!

hehehe

He was around here not too long ago, which makes me think we're safe for another few hours until he comes back!

Forget a house... I want a floating island!!

ooh i like those actually

what is my fault....??

i didn't do it....i wasn't here....

um dek....if you had a floating island, it would rapidly become a sinking island

shaddup

I can't swim, but I'll invest in a lifevest

hey... that rhymes!

pff-fff-fffwahahahahaaa u crack me up!!

thank you, thank you very much

*takes a bow and exits stage left*

hi

Yo