Wayne Arthurs

Sharon Strezlecki

It's Nadal right now

Rafael Nadal is the number one because he's shown beeing a good tennis player and for me is the perfect one!

Good for you!

Roger the dodger..

It's great to watch themplay each other and, IMHO, the man who plays best in any given match, he's the best (on that day).

Yeah, agree with you on that robd.

Both of them in action are amazing to watch. Grace on court

Seeing that Rafa spent much of this year injured, there can be little doubt that (at the moment) Roger the dodger is the number one...

They're both crap.

Well he is, but Rafa is still no 2. With Djokovic third

*GASP*

It's Ruski!

I wonder which one of them would win celebrity masterchef - that seems to be the only competition around these days...

Going on no sensible basis at all, I'd reckon Federer to be the better cook.

I'd say Nadal....

I knew you would..

Just remember to duck when he say 'dinner is served'.

ROFL!!!

Nice one Sir M

hehehe

Didn't that originate from the Swedish Chef "serving the dumplings"...?

Who?

In the Muppet Show.  The Swedish Chef character....  In one of the sketches he said "Serve the dumplings" and proceeded to knock them about the place with a tennis bat.

HAHAHAHAHHA

I found it!!

That's it! 

I actually remember watching it now when I view that clip!

I'm sure it was dumplings.  Gah!  I must be getting old.

No, really?!?!

*chuckles*

You can laugh young lady.  You wait until Ally-Zymer visits your dear little head....

Ally-Zymer?

Ohh wait I gets it.

I've been told I already have it

So Hah Mr Dent!

I always get these things about a second after I post..

I reckon I'll get it - I already have no skill in remembering things.

To be honest, the diseases I'm most scared off are those of the mind

Yeah... if your body starts to fail there's always clever machines like ventilators or dialysis or whatever to keep you alive, or transplants, or the hope for some future bionic replacement. But if your mind goes... that's you, the person you are, directly at threat.

Exactly!

Lose the mind, lose the dek.

And no body wants to lose the dek now, do they?

I would miss the dek very muchly

Awwwwww

A-hem...

Now's the part where you say "I would miss you too" aww...

*sulks*

You ain't going no where are ya?!?!

Err... No.... But that's not the point!!

Hehehe

I would certainly miss this comedy duo.

But if you're not going anywhere, why would I miss you?

You don't have to actually miss her, just say that you would.

She'll never know the difference and it'll keep her happy.

Exactly!

Wait... what?!

I said....of course we'd all miss you. Dek didn't say it because to say it would make her think of it, and thinking of it would make her sad.

I'd miss you. All of you if I were gorrne

HAHAHAHA!!!  Goodonya 

At the risk of returning to the original topic of this thread, I notice in the news that the Super Brat (John Mackenroe) has come out and stated that Roger Federer is the greatest player of all time...

This must indeed be true, as Mackenroe knew everything else, about everything else when he was playing..

Yeah, I saw that too.

He rated Federer, Sampras and Laver....

Agassi being a notable absence I thought

Thought this was settled. They're both shit and tennis is stupid.

Ah, our 2nd grumpy old man is back!