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Description:
Translucent-Matte - Body and face powder bronzers & highlighters in a Pump Brush, render a natural healthy tan without excessive sun exposure or the use of self-tanning chemical preparations.
An instant tan at the end of the brush. For a subtle healthy glow-shimmer FX or highlighting. From the lightest shade of Caramel to intense Deep Earth.
Please make sure to moisturize and use this product when your skin is dry & clean.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Pump powder 2-3 times (more at first if product is new)
apply gently and lightly in circular motions; on forehead - nose & cheeks. In order to avoid streaking or over-powdering shake excess powder onto tissue and then apply. You may use this light Bamboo-based powder alone or over a base foundation.
BLO-JOB (Matte):
# 1 Matte-Shine Control
# 3 Butternut
# 4 Spice - **Back-Order
***# 2 On back-Order***
Ingredients:
Bamboo Powder, Rice Powder, Zinc Stearate,Silk Powder (Serica), Kaolin, Zinc Oxide, Tocopheryl Acetate (vitamin E),Squalane, Silica, Lecithin, Iron Oxides.
ROFL!!!
Wait a min... looks like a product aimed at men??
Not real men..![]()
With a product name like that it's bound to be popular with men.
Reminds me of a text I got the other day.
There is no special day for men to celebrate. Women get Valentines Day where they get showered with presents and a thorough pampering from the men-folk on the 14th February. What we need is a day for blokes. With this in mind, the 20th of march is nominated and will be known as:
Blow-job, steak, beer, sport and shut the fuck up day.
As the name suggests, the routine of the day will be quite simple giving the blokes of this world a bit of what they really enjoy from their women...
That was a very long text message...
According to my 'phone I can do up to 1000 characters - it sends them as multiple texts but they are aggregated into one by the receiving 'phone.
ohhhh...
Why March 20?
Bet there's a major sporting event on that date
Thats what I was thinking.. but couldnt work out which one and am too lazy to go look
Yeh.. me too...
It's the 79th day of the year, I thought everyone knew that..![]()
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Oh.
I just thought it was friday.
Andro is correct. I have no idea what the significance of the date is. It sounds like a damn good idea though. (I wonder if Mrs Dent will will think so too...?)
that's quite close to Saint Patrick's Day. Maybe we can combine them both and turn it into a 4 day event.
Ooh.. that sounds nice... I could go on a 4-day vacation and leave my man behind on the couch!![]()
I could do with beer, sport and people not talking to me....
I now demand a day for single ladies who like beer sport and peace!!
Oh hell yeah I second that...
I propose the 29th of March or the 24th of May. Your pick Morgan
I now demand a day for single ladieswho like beer, sport and peace!!
I like all of the above and I am a good sport....so can I come? ![]()
Mebbe.... Morgan and I will have to deliberate first....
hey...if Andro gets to come i wanna come too!
*mutter, mutter....more of a lady than dek'll ever be, mumble, grumble*
Looks like we have a tranny in our midst...
hmm..i suppose it could be interpreted in that way, instead of the 'dek isn't a lady' way it was suppose to be...
oh, and if you're reading this dek....i didn't mean it....honest!
unless it's true, in which case i did.
Don't CALL ME A LAY-DEE!!!!
And Sir M, I thought he was referring to you as the tranny![]()
I swear you're gender-confused dek... lol there's always a disagreement when we call you one or the other![]()
I'm not gender confused! I'm sitting on the gender-neutral fence
So you're pre-op then ![]()
Nah..... too much hassle
Now I'm confused...
When did that happen!?!
When did what happen?
me confused - i thought you were the confused one... or are you now confused... hmmm....
I'm just confuzzled....
if you were searching for a fake tan, you may well be confuseddded
maybe it's supposed to be used "be low"??
my brain!!! stoppit!!
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