Turns out it wasn't a heart attack. He was at the Childrens Hospital having a stroke.

Staff aren't sure what to do with his body. The plastic recycle bin doesn't go out for another fortnight.

Jacko asked for his ashes to be scattered at sea. In between two bouys.

Oh dear.... dunno whether to laugh or cry at those...

You're terrible Ruski!

Prior to her death yesterday Farrah Fawcett's final wish was to save the children. Michael Jackson died this morning.

RIP Farrah Fawcett - you'll never know how you helped me through puberty!

Authorities have released a statement saying they will melt Jacksons body down into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.

Elton John will be singing at Michael Jacksons funeral, he will be performing "don't let your son go down on me"

Ambulance officers confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived.

Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie.

McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns

At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

Meanwhil in heaven.  God shouts at St Peter.  I said delete the fucking PDF File...!!!

Funny that Farrah and Jackson should die on the same day.  One was famous for playing with Majors while the other was famed for plaing with minors.

*snirk*

Well, who needs 'respect for the dead' when you've got funny stuff like this.

LOL!

They're all over the place too

Whats the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?.................about 3hours.

Micheal Jackson's not going to be buried or cremated. He is going to be recycled into carrier bags so that he can remain plastic, white and dangerous to children

Lucky he had is doner card with him.  They are making 4 new subbueto teams with the plastic nose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Manchester United........ Man Utd  will be playing Giggs come August.

Rumours abound that jacko couldn't do much at the end.  No last words or anything.  He did manage to blow bubbles though...

When they first arrived at MJ's home, one paramedic asked "what do you think we should try first?" and the second replied "how about the Ferris Wheel".

Oh dear....

*does her best not to giggle*

And you thought the original sixth sense was scary.  "I see dead paedos"

Little warning... heavy cussing throughout.

All directed at the people who have only been saying nice things about Jackson because he's dead now. 

I am surprised at the outpouring of 'grief'.... can't decide if it's about his fame or shock or just 'cashing' in on an event.

Poor bugger really needed to die about 20 years ago.

...Aaaand I just saw this:

Jackson to be plastinated?

Good gosh, let the circus end with his funeral/burial/whatever!

I thought Michael had himself plastinated several years ago..

ewww... freaky is as freaky does...

It will be like that Star Wars scene where Han Solo was plasticated and given to Jabba the Hut.  Except that he won't need to be plasticated and I'm sure that Jabba the Hut has got more taste than to want anything to do with a decrpid old pop-star...

BREAKING NEWS...

Record amount bid at E-bay auction for Michael Jacksons PC.  Bidder was Gary Glitter.

So far we've hit 23 jokes that I've counted in this topic - I think we have a few in other topics - What's the bet we can hit 100!