Hi, I'm Hannah. I couldn't find an "introduce yourself" place so I thought I'd say hi here 

Well hello Hannah! That's a great idea

Welcome to the mad house. (Don't say you weren't warned)

Haha, I'm sure I can handle it 

Hi Hannah, nice to meet you and welcome..

Hi andromeda 

Hi Hannah, nice to meet you!

Hello Morgan 

Now that I've met a few of you guys, I'd like to share the forum I created earlier! You'll be the first to read it!

It shares a bit about me too. Hannah's forum 

Hello Hannah.  How's the world treating you then...?

Hi Arthur! Pretty good actually, I just joined up tonight and I think this place is wonderful!

Hahaha... dek's right... wait until the crazy hits you 

looks like the crazy has already hit.  What with Morgan and Dek already dropping in...

Hey!!

(he's right though) heheheh

Well you seem normal enough lol.. and I see plenty of the strange...

Nice forum Hannah! It's very interesting, I'll have a closer look later.

(by the way, heres mine) - shameless plugging 

Hey Hannah.

If I seem a little out of place it's because i'm not crazy like everyone else...

..or grumpy like Arthur.

Also...SSB?

Oi Sir Bloody Montague!  Who are you calling grumpy you young whipper-snapper ?

And anyone with any sense knows what SSB is.  It's a radio term for Single Side Band.  Nothing to do with Chris Moyles or the other morons on Radio 1 though.

I thought SSB was supposed to be SBS but for a typo.

Oh yeah ... how's it going Hannah?

Yeah, I keep reading it as SBS too.... I blame it on the Ashes

I guess we'll have to wait for Hannah to tell us.  Must admit when I saw the name Hannah - the other associated name, Hookshot, came to mind.

Whats up

No idea convoe, maybe you can tell us...?

Hannah Hookshot?

*off to google*

Oh hey, lemme know if you find anything. I've been looking for her

She's in Canada..(or was)...

Hannah McIntyre I think...

Geez andro, you've got a memory on ya!

Ask that loser, off stump....

I never went to google... I figured one of you would tell me eventually...

LOL!

Hannah, was known (on the old SBS Ashes Forum) as 'hookshot'..

She was a Canadian student, who was fomd if ice hockey and for some reason appeared to like cricket.

She was good fun and appeared to be a nice girl..

Ohh... ok... 

LOL!! Hi Sir montague 

SSB stands for the Secret Sex Blogger.. I was formerly known by that name on my previous er.. blogs haha..

So what is everyone up to tonight?

I'm not really doing much, just sitting at home... Couldn't get in contact with my friends, so either they're all weak and have gone to bed super early, or they're hiding out in a nuclear bunker after yesterdays bomb scare we had here.

Hmm, should've guessed that having been to your forum....actually, no need to guess as it's written right there.

D'oh!

Secret Sex Blogger....is that a blog about secret sex or a sex blog that's a secret?

Either way, it won't stay a secret if you keep telling everyone about it....

ROFL!!

Funny Sir M

YAY people!

Egad!!

Where?!

*looks around suspiciously*

*looks suspicious*

I was having a really boring night until you guys showed!

Unfortunately, I must to bed.

Sir M, take over!

What!?!

You mean I've got to have the boring night now?

Or is there something else I should take overing?

OMG! I thought you left me!

I reverted to playing facebook poker

I got otherwise distracted...

with what...

aren't I distracting enough for you?

Well....yes....as pleasant a distraction as you are, this was an all important coffee distraction...

..followed by a stop the rabbits fighting distraction.

Are we talking about actual coffee? or a euphemism? or are you using the rabbits as a euphemism? hmm...

see this is how bored I am.. I think too much

Actual coffee....um...what would it be a euphemism for?

Actual rabbits too....(well, 3 if you want to be precise)

Ah.. I was thinking sex.. and sex... and maybe children..

Is that how your dates go? No wonder you keep scaring them off...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I didn't hear a no....

yeah i know... which is why its funny

actually, the last guy i went out with only wanted sex sex sex sex which was fine by me... except the sex was really crap... so i ignored all his calls and havent spoken to him since 

Jeez....how would the world cope if the sex suddenly stopped?

I'd like to find someone who is actually good at sex and a decent guy

I have a theory going that all the great penises are being wasted on guys who are idiots

You may be aiming a little too high...

..still, I suppose you'll have a lot of fun looking for him.

LOL!! but... whyyyyyy...... why can't I just cut one off that I like and surgically attach it to the perfect guy!?

Hmm...I don't see why not. You could start a new business 'Pick-a-Penis'

Though the guy it originally belongs to might object...

pick-a-pecker?

hmm.... maybe... but I'd be doing womankind a favour!

I now have visions of you drawing up a list of your top 10 and looking for a really sharp knife.

Well two of them are dickhead ex-boyfriends - so I'd have no problem!! 

*rubs hands together, evil grin*

So are you going to make them detachable, in case you fancy a change?

Oooohh... that reminds me... I was in a sex shop one day and I saw a kit for a penis mould! All I need to do is find a guy with a great one, and get him to agree! Problem solved!

Bad girl! You are putting some disturbing images into my head.

I now see a wall of conquests, with little large penis sculptures mounted on it.

Then you show your friend round pointing out all the good ones..

'ooh yeah...that one was great...you should try it...'

HAHAHA eww.... I dont share my toys 

I'm sure they can't hear me... almost like I'm a ghost...