Fight Crime --- Shoot Back!

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

Don't Be Sexist --- Broads Hate That.

Necrophillia --- That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love those!

I love aeroplane noise

Check this topic out - I took a pic of a van with a great line on it!

haha, i know those vans, i see them in sydney all the time trying to crash into my Car !!!! oh and in the Gold Coast too

hahaha yeah....

They've only recently made an appearance, and I see them all the time now

Always with I had a camera with me.... some of the lines are great! 

ha ha I have one one my bumber (in France) that says: "everytime you download a MP3 the RIAA kills a kitten".

I also have an Apple

I wish I have a pic... 

HAHAHAHAAH

I like that!

My two favourites:

"Madness takes it's toll - Please have exact change"

"I love my country, but fear my government"  

Not on a bumper but a sticker seen on a fridge - "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I."

I like the madness one.... used to be my email sig

That one is pretty cool.   A mate of mine has one from the last election:

"Two terms for Bush!  Four years in the White House, 40 years in Prison!" 

hahahah If only....

I can think of bumber stickers/signs I don't get: "Baby on Board". I never quite understand why you would have one. Is it a pride thing or a safety thing?

I always thought it was a safety thing.....

Tho I have no idea how putting it on will stop someone from ramming into ya 

I saw a that on a t-shirt worn by a fairly round centred bloke once.

was at a Livid festival which tends to be a bit of a t-shirt comp all in itself.

Now that's funny, unlike the ones on cars!

hehehe that is funny!

One of my favorites: "Thank God I'm an atheist"

Mine too

If you can't stand behind our troops...
...feel free to stand in front of them!

 

I saw the punchline in my notifier

I don't post here in Tangler often and forgot how to write multiline while in chat mode.

I got one of those stickers at http://www.supportsticker.ca =]

hehehe it is funny.... and a good way of putting the point across I suppose!

Some people say it's offensive.. maybe that's why I like it. It shows I support the troops.. and that's what matters to me.

Offensive?? I don't see that....

I mentioned this sticker on a message board I frequent.. and thereply was:

what is the significance of the final statement "stand in front of them;" we serve in the forces to allow our citizens the freedom of choice; do we now challenge them with threats if they choose to disagree? I dislike the tone of this sticker; I will continue with the present sticker which simply says "Support our troops"

hahahaha Okay.... No one is forcing anyone to stand anywhere.

The way I see it, it is an irreverent way of showing what the troops themselves face.
 

Hey.. the picture post worked. Too cool. =]

Here's a cool one I had on my blog a couple months ago:

http://www.theinternetjournalist.com/be-nice-to-america-or/
 

That's a good one!

HAHAHAHA How true

 

Teehehehehe

I like this one;

HAHAHAHA Love that last one!

That should be the slogan of the Catholic church.