Mine is the ability to shock with people with a static charge.

It's fun to shock my dog.

I had a girl friend who's super power was to make people cry by saying a single sentence that everyone had wanted to say to them but never had the guts.

My super power is my ability to remember jokes from many years ago and then quickly bring them up and use them as my own at just the funny time (90% of the time). 

Mick that's awsome on both accounts.  I have a friend who's superpower has to be punning.

Making puns? nice.

My mate did his English speech on puns. It was titled English Can Be Pun.

What is a Meta for? 

there was an online quiz i took to determine my 'superpower'. apparently it was animal communication....*ruff ruff meow*

Tickle Tests

 

Mine is a long term memory recall which borderlines on the scary for some people who prefer to forget some things.

Short term memory, however is ................. what was I talking about again?

I wonder what my power might be.....

I clean cars unlike any other? 

What are you doing this weekend?

Not cleaning cars.... water restrictions are my kryptonite

 

So I caved and did that test 

Think fast! Your hidden superpower is SUPER SPEED!
Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like
to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed.
Whether it's running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you
finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in
today's hotwired workplace, where there's never enough time to do
anything. With a little bit of practice, you'll soon be zipping about
the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at
an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won't be able to keep up.
If you use your powers wisely, you'll be the model of well-balanced
productivity. But don't forget: Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take
good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep
and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Invest in some quality shoes and
hop to it. You'll be flying through your day in no time.

Goodness knows how they arrived at that conclusion!! 

just like how they think i am able to talk to animals...:P

I knew you were gonna say that

hahahaha....PS your mother called.

I knew that too

 

that is so not you, dee

...how is Mum, by the way?...

exactly!!

Don't look now! Your inner superpower is INVISIBILITY!
Your answers show a remarkable talent for secrecy and hidden
observation slumbering someplace beneath your quiet exterior. Awaken
those dormant powers, and soon you'll find yourself completely hidden
from the eyes of all. Okay, it's true that invisibility can sometimes
be annoying. People tend to ignore you. At restaurants it might take a
while for you to be served. But don't take it personally. They don't do
it out of spite. It's just that you are, after all, sometimes a little
difficult to see. Don't let it get you down. In this hectic world where
it seems like everybody wants a piece of your time, invisibility is
your ticket to freedom. When you think about it, being invisible has
all sorts of bonuses. Take, for instance, the ability to find privacy
and solitude in any circumstance. Then there's the special perk of
being able to sneak unnoticed through crowded rooms, easily avoiding
all the annoying people you'd rather not talk to. And that's just a
start — imagine strolling naked through a crowded street for laughs!
You've probably wished many times that you could just disappear. Well,
now you can. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, think of transparent
things and prepare to be invisible.

We've got invisible man among us!!

Where ... ?

 

Say what? Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at Fido might be fun, it's not the practice you really need. Instead, try thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, you'll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it's a two way street, because you'll be able to understand everything they say back, too. And they've got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation.

 

Me and Swinger are the same

hahahah! i knew we had SOMEthing in common....

....you mean...other than IPL

ok fine then...2 things in common...:P

LOL

Holy smokes, you've got X-RAYVISION!
Your answers show a keen sense of insight, coupled with a piercing
mind. Okay, so you may not be able to see through brick walls — not
yet, anyway. But you probably enjoy looking beneath the surface of
things and reading between the lines. Your X-ray vision lets you see
things others can't, making you good at reading people's motivations,
solving mysteries of all kinds, or maybe just finding misplaced car
keys. You've got the gift, so if you haven't started using it, it's
high time you did. Just think of the benefits: You could really
start undressing people with your eyes. Winning lottery tickets and
grand prize soda-bottle caps will be effortlessly revealed to you. So
start practicing! All superheroes know that developing your powers
begins with mental training. To start honing your X-ray vision, try
looking for the hidden meaning in things. Read old English poetry. Do
crossword puzzles. Think metaphorically. Once you've trained your mind,
you'll be ready to instruct the eyes. Start with gauzey fabrics, then
move on to semi-transparent glass. Keep at it, and you'll be seeing
through concrete slabs in no time. Good luck!

woah....xray vision sounds so cool next to animal chitchat...:S

yeah, as you can tell i have no progamming abilities, i'm all about marketing and people. did i pick the right profession or what!!!

 hahah

errrrrm.... what does marketing have to do with seeing thru concrete slabs?

*scratching head* 

change concrete slab .. for people - you then have .. statues .. statues represent actions immortalised in stone, which are pbased off events that once did ocurr. and that is how concrete slabs have to do with people..

marketing is the abitliy to understand people, and design a phrase or product to entise there "people" the purchase, utilise and speak about the product.

And that is how you confuss the hell out of people, and in due time sign yourself into an asylem. 

I'll be Batman, you be the Riddler

heheheh 

I'm not taking the test cause i dun want to sign in to yet another site - but i reckon my superpower is invisibility............only i think i'm losing it slowly and becoming bendable bamboo