I had a girlfriend many years ago who went to a fortune teller who told her that her house has a ghost.  When she told her flatmates and I, we all laughed. Then the TV turned on. We were all in the kitchen and it just turned on, right when we were laughing. It might have been a freak of electronics and remote controls, but it freaked us out more.

that's the closest I've come.  

That's sad... get a real ghost.

I once had a sexual experience where I was on this farm and .....

oh, I'm sorry, my mistake. I thought it said goat.  

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

did the goat ever call you back?

No, just said it was a wild Kid who lived for the moment.

At least you didn't get the old one... man that one was old enough to be my nanny....

(except my nanny had a longer beard)

ROFL

this group should be renamed "Goat Stories and Real Experiences"

I ahve a girlfriend who SWEARS  that the best sex she ever had was with a ghost.

The ghost had known Michelle and hung out with her for several years in a house around the corner from me. Anyway this ghost made it clear when someone came round whom he didn't like by spraying the victim with ghostly urine. (Have never really understood that part.)

One time, Michelle goes on a trip to London. Checks into wherever she is staying and begins to unpack. Well, blow here down, the ghost popped out of her suitcase.

For sveral years the ghost had made it clear he wanted here.

It was 8.30 in the morning. Michelle said "OK, if you must" ....

Anyway 3 hours later, they are done .....

Did he call her after that? 

Apparently, one he was 'sated' he moved on.

Typical!

It's always abt the chase isn't it?

I do have a a ghost not goat experience to tell - still freaks me out over 15 yrs later.

My friend, my brother and I were trying a seance(is that how you spell it). We didn't really wan to talk to a ghost or spirit it was just the thing you tried when you were a teenanger. I knew my parents would kill me if they found out.  Anyway we were pushing the glass around not really spelling anything just trying to scare each other and the next thing the table broke. Scared the crap out of me. My parents came home - table broken- spirit did it. The bad thing is I still have that table, it was a handme down from my parents - reminded everyday.:O

Yeah those goats will break anything if you give them half a chance...
BILLY!!!
BILLY STOP IT!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

hehehe that is sooooo cute!

Maybe the saying should be changed to 'goat at a seance' instead of 'bull in a china shop'

I mean, c'mon, which is more probable?

hahahahaah!!!! that can be an inside joke from now on...."goat at a seance"!

hehehehee Tangler - changing language, changing lives

I worked at a village pub in Surry. My friend and I woke up one night after hearing the sound of lots of barrels being moved around. We had been told lots of ghost stories by the local punters and had been convinced that the 500-year-old building was haunted. Anyway. We were SCARED. REALLY SCARED.

C'mon, we were impressionable 18-year-olds who believed any story that held our attention for longer than 5 seconds. We were asleep in one room and another Aussie couple were asleep in another area of the hotel. We had one of those awful "live-in" positions which meant we could be paid next-to-nothing in return for hard labour. The owners were never there (turned out they were on the run from the tax office).

We ended up getting out of bed, and ran to the room where the couple were. Tony came to our end of the hotel and flung open the window.  It ended up being burglars! They were scared away. 

We never saw the ghost. 

Luckily, the local police were handed the following snapshot of the assailent by a local resident...

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

That is such a brilliant tie in!

Please, no more pictures of goats...it's making me horny

Wow, there's more goat stuff than ghost stuff in here.  To stay with the running theme...  What do you get when you breed tree-climbing goats with fainting goats?  Goat ghosts!  (There, I'm kind of on-topic.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Cook, you can embed youtube in here

So (if I may)

What do you get when you breed   with ?

That video is so funny btw!

To preserve at least SOME of the dignity of this group, I've created a group called "Weird Animals" for stuff like the above goat picture and video.  Sorry to all you who were here for ghosts and not goats! 

At this point.... I don't think anyone is here for the ghosts....

omg lol

Okay back to gosts people!

I have had quite a few gost experinces, but the first one is the craziest!

I was 12 staying over at a friends place, which was one of these old houses built back in the earily 1800s.  Her family had lived there for decades and whatnot.  Anyways I got up in the middle of the night to pee and while I was washing my hands I looked up in the mirror and ther was an old man behind me.  Needless to day I freaked out and he disappeard out of site.  My friend came running down wondering what was the matter and I explained to her what happened. 

She turned to me and said "Oh thats just Pop Pop, he likes the bathroom at night, just ignor him".  "WHAT" I said and she explained that a lot of her deceded family still hangs out about the house.  Well it is true I spent many a nights there after that and ran into quite a few of her family.  Crazy!!   

thats so cool though I like hearing stories like that. umm I had one when I lived back in my old house and I was always scared to walk down the corridor because I could see this man sitting there with an eye glass and a watch hanging from his belt. anyways I grew out of it eventually and then when my bro was like2-3 he started saying the same thin about a man been at the end of the corridor and he was scared and stuff and it wasn't til about a year ago my bro and I were talking about it and described exactly the same ghost that we saw, and then I found out my grandparents who orginally owned the house when they first moved in felt bad spirits and had the priest perform an exorcist on it...creepy

oh that is a good one.... creepy 

We were discussing a really bizarre happening last night .... more when I have time to post.