a little light humour to illustrate the point:
A grocer put up a sign that read: "Eggplants, 25ยข each or
three for a dollar."
All day long, customers came in exclaiming, "Don't be
ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants.
The tailor next door had been watching these antics and
finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the
mistake on your sign?"
"What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that
sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."
It's like another one I heard.
A fishmonger was planning his sign and had pencilled in
Fresh Fish For Sale Here Today
A smart passerby said
"Hey, do you need to put 'today'? You're not asking people to come back.
"true!" says the FM.
"And the sign is right out the front of your shop. Do you need 'here'?"
"You're right" remarked the FM.
"And you're not going to give them away, so you don't have to say "For Sale".
"Yup" - FM
"And you wouldn't sell anything but 'Fresh' fish would you?"
"No, thanks, all I need to do is say 'Fish'. Nice one."
"Actually, you can smell it from a mile away" quipped the passerby as he ran off laughing....
ha ha i doubt he sold any fishes then.
I saw this cartoon art few days ago. its an internet scenario and after the interview is completed the interviewer says " Congrats, you've been selected as a sales manager, everything on your resume is a lie"
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