David's giving a good speech on viral marketing. And he's relating it to Syphilius......... mmmm

Best viruses

Highly communicable

Conventions - hand shaking - emails - ettiquette -

Prey on vunerabilities - not all orrifices are created equally. 

He wants everyone to tongue kiss him instead of hand shake since it's safer......

Firefox plugins are another orrifice - oral. Microsoft is the 'ahem'.

What Breed of Dog Are You? (google it - tickle)

ke= (new - attrition) times time.

Focus on average users inviting, not super users.

Must have multiple viruses

viruses grow as fast as they die.

Morph the viruses.

Bring on new ones;

Personal invites - be the first - invite friends - api - rss -  mobile