They misunderestimated me.

They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.

This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base .

That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. -George W. Bush, reflecting on the Lewinsky scandal.

The idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."


"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."


"Public speaking is very easy."


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."
---George W. Bush



"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
---George W. Bush


"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
---George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

 

"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low.
If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency."
--Tina Fey

 "We're still being challenged in Iraq and the reason why is a free Iraq will be a major defeat in the cause of freedom."
--George W. Bush, Charlotte, North Carolina, April 5, 2004

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'man, you're looking pretty.'"
--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., November 4, 2004

"There are a couple of cows waiting for me. You know, when I first got back from Washington,it seemed like the cows were talking back. But now that I've spent some time in Crawford, they're just cows."
--George W. Bush, Town Hall Forum on Economy, Ontario, California, January 5,2002

And finally:

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
--George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, August 13, 2004

Check out www.bushorchimp.com.

hehehehe

Not abt bush, but still hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJTqCbETog&search=Follies%20CBS%20Columbia%20Business%20School%20Glenn%20Hubbard%20Ben%20Bernanke

above link . That's some funny fiscal policy.

"Even though it's a little bit controversial, President Bush

supports the effort to make English our national language.

The president says making English our national language is

not 'discriminatious.'" --Conan O'Brien

I'm starting to feel sorry for Georgie boy, but this one made me burst out laughing

"The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes,

he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."

-Bill Maher

"President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes,

which is pretty amazing when you consider before he became

president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form

of flattery." --Jay Leno

"NBC anchor Brian Williams interviewed President Bush. He asked him about his poll numbers and President Bush said,
'The key for me is to keep expectations low.' I think you can accurately say, 'Mission Accomplished.'" --Jay Leno

"President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes,  
which is pretty amazing when you consider before he became  
president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form  
of flattery." --Jay Leno  

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."  
     - George Bush  

HAHAHA funny

Good one 'Eric'.........hahaha

I don't see the problem. They're perfectly cromulent words.

swinger learns new word..."crom-you-lent"

But are these words legititedly cromulent, that is the question???

hahahaha

Great Video of Bushims titled Is Bush An Idiot

"We're working hard to put food on the families!"

More George W. Bush Quotes:

"I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl,
just like me." -Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that
the illiteracy level of our children are appalling."
 -Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies
will be allies against these hateful few who have no con-
science, who kill at the whim of a hat."
 -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the
courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful
example for the young of our country."
 -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to
complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress
last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental
funding, which is money for armor and body parts and am-
munition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to
have a draft." -Second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo.,
 Oct. 8, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many
OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all
across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country
and our people, and neither do we."
 -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

hahahahahahaaaha, those are bloody hilarious..

hehehe I thought so too

i find it sad and scary.

Yeah, I can understand that

i used to think it was funny.....but come on.....the man is president of the united states......for 2 terms!

wtf.

It's a worry all right, but what will happen next is a worry also..

i am so terrified right now about this........i'm meeting so many, what i thought were, intelligent people ....believing such garbage and lies........i hate politics and i hate talking about it.....

but if i hear one more person tell me that obama is a muslim .....or that palin is a good strong woman.....i might explode...

I think millions around the world are holding their breath....not just in the US..

yeah.....i'm just reading an article about palin.....she frightens me so much.....i hope people realize the truth before it's too late...

It's interesting how easy it is to mislead a mass of people

it's un-fucking-believable......how many people just believe what someone tells them or what they read in a mass e-mail....without even trying to double check if it's true....

i'm no political expert.....by any means....but i try to listen to all sides and make a reasonably informed decision..

That's exactly where democracy fails

yeah.....

our system sucks ...on so many levels....

Yep

It's not perfect, but it's better than the alternative..

you are absolutely right, bond.

this has to be the scariest (american) election of all time.......so much is at stake here.....both domestically and internationally.....

Well i'm just an onlooker, but it scares me too.... whatever happens it will affect the whole world..

i have to share this one quote....there is a big issue over palin's lack of experience particularly in foreign affairs....so far all that has been said in her favor is that alaska is close to russia......

in her first interview since the nomination...she was being pressed onthis..

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin answered: "They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

that's all she said about it.......this woman could, quite conceivably become president of the united states...

source-a very interesting (and fairly short) article if anyone is interested:

Palin tries to defend qualifications in interview

Well that certainly gives an insight into her thought patterns, she's very evasive, with the exception of oil drilling in the Arctic. (or should say "Artic" a'la Bush)

i'm no political expert.....by any means....but i try to listen to all sides and make a reasonably informed decision..

Me neither. And similarly I try to listen to the other point of view but it is like having the ears removed with a potato peeler.

lol.

i hear you ruski....

People scares me too. Specially that guy I see in the mirror every morning... .:P

um...nat...are you sure that's a person you're seeing?

Oh, it was YOU! What are you doing in my house!?!?!? GET OUT!