Rabbi and Priest

A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What are you doing?'' The Priest responded, ''I'm blessing the car.'' So the Rabbi said ''Okay, since we're doing that....'' and takes out a hacksaw and cuts two inches off the tail pipe.

hahahahah

Oh dear....

Ó.ò

A college class was told they had to write a short story in
as few words as possible. The instructions were that the
short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ paper in the class.

"God, I'm pregnant! I wonder who the father is."

dek-nice!

Re the first riddle:  2 inches?!  Glad he is not my rabbi!

lmao!

how did noone catch that?

unless it's proportionate.

i guess..

hahahaha

Good pick up