Moses Meets Dubya

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

HAHAHAHAHA

lol!

This test only has the one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer, somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options: You can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

heheheh I saw this one ages ago, and it continues to be one of my favs!

Some Bushism from ages ago

Who wanna save Bush? xD

I would take the photo

High color. Black and white can be done in a computer.

LOL!

George Bush goes to The UK for a meeting with, among others, Her Majesty the Queen. After the meeting, President Bush says to Her Majesty, "Well your Majesty, I have to admire the stately manner in which you go about your daily affairs in this here British Empire. How is it that you always manage to look and sound so intelligent?"

"Well Mr President", replies Her Majesty, "it is as simple as surrounding oneself with intellence. I don't know what you think of your people in the United States of America, but my people of the British Empire are all bright and brilliant."

"How do you know?" asks President Bush.

"Oh well, it's simple", says Her Majesty. "They all have to take special tests before they can work here. Just watch this." She picks up her Virgin mobile phone and calls Richard Branson and asks him, "Tell me Mr Branson, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Ah, that's simple Your Majesty", says Richard, "it's me!"

"Bravo Mr Branson. Well done indeed", says Her Majesty, and President Bush is very impressed.

George returns to the USA and wonders about the intelligence of the his team of staffers and aids. He calls in Dick Cheeney and asks, "Dick, tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

Dick thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think about it a bit more George, and I'll give you the answer tomorrow?"

"Of course," says President Bush, "you've got 24 hours."

Dick goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his staff for a meeting but no-one knows the answer. 20 hours later, Dick is very worried - still no answer and only 4 hours to go. Eventually Dick says "I know, I'll ring Colin Powell, he's clever, he'll know the answer."

He calls Colin. "Colin," he says, "tell me who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"

"Very simple", says Colin, "it's me!"

"Of course", says Dick and rings President Bush.

"George", says Dick, "I've got the answer: it's Colin Powell".

"No, you idiot", says President Bush, "it's Richard Branson".

Haha........that is so true......very funny...

LOL!

An oldie but a goodie

lol!

The Rescue

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

that's great!

i would be in a similar situation.

In a similar vein to the one bluegirl posted earlier -

funny!

Hahahah.