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    But there's  moral to this story....

    If you ever get shot, look for a refridgerator

    :P 

    2007-01-21 16:43:28.0

    Another funny animal story:

    Escaped Chimp Raids Fridge and Does Some Chores

    When a chimpanzee managed to escape at the Little Rock Zoo
    in Arkansas, she didn't run, in fact she stayed around to do
    some housework and have a snack. Judy, the 120 pound primate
    rummaged through cupboards where the chimp snacks were strored
    and pulled out juice and pop and drank the ones she could
    manage to open. She also wandered into the bathroom, where she
    proceeded to clean the toilet with the toilet brush. The 37
    year-old chimp had formerly been a house pet and this could
    have been the reasoning behind the familiarity with household
    chores. After she wrung out a sponge and wiped down the
    fridge, the staff finally managed to sedate her. She fell
    asleep with a loaf of cinnamon-raisin bread and was then able
    to be returned her to her cage.

    *brainwave*

    I could get a pet chimp, and it would help me with my  chores!!!

    2007-01-21 16:47:29.0

    Duck defies death

    Ok, lemme get this straight.

    This guy shoots a duck, but then doesn't pluck, draw, (clean), or bleed it??

    He then puts a wild bird, (feathers, blood, guts, and all) into his household refrigerator, without even making sure that the creature was dead.???????

     Remind me never to go shooting with him, or have dinner at his house.  (whether he's serving duck or not)  Yuk, sooo unhygenic.

    He's luck the duck was found alive, goodness knows what could have happened to them if they had actually eaten it.:O 

    2007-01-21 19:51:26.0

     And I also like cinnamon-raisin bread, so what does that say about me???

    2007-01-21 19:54:59.0

    Goodness me..... how bad did that post turn out???

    Things I've cut and pasted keep getting messed up for some reason

    >:-O

    2007-01-21 21:00:40.0

     You mean my contribution to it?????

     

     

    hahaha, only jokin.:P

    2007-01-21 21:15:40.0

    I swear I'd only copied that one paragraph and it looked fine in the edit box

    2007-01-21 21:16:32.0

     And I also like cinnamon-raisin bread, so what does that say about me???

    I have absolutely no idea.... except our tastes are very different:P 

    2007-01-21 21:18:36.0

     Things are not always as they seem.:-/

     The monkey and I would agree.:P

    2007-01-21 21:23:40.0

    *extremely confuzzled*

    2007-01-21 21:32:40.0

     Join the club!!!

      :P

    2007-01-21 21:44:42.0

    UGH!!! I echo your sentiments andro - Why put a whole bird in the fridge for 2 whole days??!!! And they wonder why the fridge isn't working!!!

    2007-01-22 02:28:30.0

    why put a bird in the freezer... hmmmm.... to preserve it till they wanted to eat it maybe?

    :P 

    2007-01-22 04:07:19.0

     Well I'll be....

     They say that cat's have nine lives, but I didn't know that ducks had two!!!!!!!!!!

    2007-02-04 22:15:51.0

    Well.... 3!

    2007-02-04 22:24:44.0

     Well,  two more than the one that they already have.!!  (oh, that's three) XP

    2007-02-05 00:04:22.0
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