A topic just about my lovely new avatar (and tiramisu)
I would have thought you would have gone for something a bit more.....well.......stabby.
Posted 28 May 09
I have developed a problem with finding things even if I know exactly where I left them. They seem to acquire a naturally occurring cloaking device which renders them invisible to me, while being visible to everyone else.
Posted 16 Oct 10
'Dear guy who brought me here on what I thought was a date'
Another variation is: "I wish my wife was this dirty"
Occasionally followed by "she is..."
Posted 18 Sep 09
You managed to cram all of that into half an hour?
Would've taken me all week to think that lot.
Posted 23 Aug 09
I'm comin fo yo houses, I'm comin fo yo streetz!
Hmm....the way I see it, heller is successfully winding up dek, while at the same time dek is reseisting all of heller's attempts to wind her up.
Posted 16 Aug 09
God girl, Morgan.
you mean it's that bad she's going to need God's help? (or is she well beyond that?)
Posted 22 Apr 09
ooh Nasty!!
i'm glad you walked (hobbled?) away from it in more-or-less one piece.
that sums up pretty much why i won't get on a motorbike...
anyway, i hope you're nicely tucked up and your bottle that purely 'for medicinal purposes only' doesn't run out too soon
Posted 03 Feb 09
I don't think I'd like to spend any time with her watching/playing or talking about anything remotely to do with cricket...
really? you could start off talking about her slips and then move on to her fine legs.....
Posted 23 Jan 09
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