THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
 
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

I think that's funny.

"By the time I realised my Father was right, I had a 4 year old telling me I was wrong"

Brilliant!

I really liked this one...
 

THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
 
                  Your Clothes:
 
                  1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
 
                  2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
 
                  3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
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                  Preparing for the Birth:
 
                  1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
 
                  2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
 
                  3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
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                  The Layette
 
                  1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, colour-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
 
                  2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
 
                  3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
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                  Worries:
 
                  1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
 
                  2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
 
                  3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
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                  Dummy:
 
                  1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
 
                  2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
 
                  3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
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                  Nappies:
 
                  1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
 
                  2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
 
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
 
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                  Activities:
 
                  1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
 
                  2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
 
                  3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
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                  Going Out:
 
                  1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
 
                  2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
 
                  3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
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                  At Home:
 
                  1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
 
                  2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
 
                  3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
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                  Swallowing Coins (a favourite):
 
                  1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
 
                  2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
 
                  3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!
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                  Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children . .
 
                  (The older the mother, the funnier this is!)
 
                  GRANDCHILDREN:
 
                  God's reward for allowing your children to live!

hehehehehe

That is so funny!

And true to an extent 

It is. That's why I LOL every time I read it. It certainly rings true. The problem is some of the number 3s are my 2s!!!