You are in all likelihood using one now, and if it was real, you would probably try to kill it.  What is it?

Mouse?

Apparently, I am much better at solving riddles than I am at creating them.  Yes, it is a mouse.

yeah!

Finally I solved one!

I feel totally oposite, that I am much better at creating them than solving them, but you dont get any points for that

We keep suggesting that someone ought to create a riddle creation scoreboard, but nobody ever volunteers to maintain it.

i think that's a grand idea....

not that i could create a riddle....

i volunteer SK.

He's already doing the regular scoreboard

then he has plenty of experience.

One scoreboard at a time, please 

and if we're handing out points for posting riddles, I want some retrospective points for all the ones I posted