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How's it hanging? 
ummmm
What's hanging? Monkeys, fruit, lamps....
Is this a riddle and I'm unaware of it??
*starts freaking out*
not what's hanging.....how's it hanging?
a little off to the left.
How is it hanging?
Generally speaking, it is attached to the rest of me via the skin, various ligaments and other body parts. Gravity does the rest.
perfect.
Came in here from the children's riddles topic...
Please wait while I reset my head
hahah
U guiz ist funni.
*pulls out decoder*
hoping for the 50 post response ala metalduck's "hello"
Eh?
Oh wait, I just got it
There's 3...
yeah, that's not gonna happen again. *begins sprinkling salt on these words because he expects to eat them*
C'mon everybody!!
no. I refuse. *sits on hands*
*yanks your hands out and bangs em on the keyboard*
urehjjifsyrwejnb vvfshsdklkjfsd
^^From DJ
=/
huh?
So we've got two confused and one unwilling.... anyone else?
i'm usually willing......
Willing and confused is better than unwilling me thinks....
Well.... wow. I guess you told him.... I guess....
hehehehe
So... are you that kind of person? A WITCH! Burn her for her... uhh... Cackling battery and general harassment of people by... not turning them into frogs! Pull out the ginormous scale and duck!
I, on the other hand, am the type of person who spends $3000 on a laser pointer.... it maka da pretty light,
ROFL!!!!
Dude, WHAT are you on?
lmao.
Monty Python?
(NOT another name for cocaine)
Your post is from there?
i knew what it was.....i thought it was obvious....
Yea, when Sir Arthur stops the trial of a witch to provide intellectual feedback to make sure the woman standing trial really was a witch...
(NOT another name for cocaine)
I predict that at some time in the future, every word will be another word for cocaine
It goes something like:
You burn witches-- You also burn wood
Wood burns-- Wood floats
Wood floats because of it's 'weight'-- Ducks also float
Weigh the madame on a balance with a duck on the other side. If they are the same mass, she is a witch.
She ended up being the exact same mass as the duck
(NOT another name for cocaine)
I predict that at some time in the future, every word will be another word for cocaine
HAHAHAHAHAAH
Synthuir LOL!
I'm gonna look up that clip now
wow, you just said 21 words for that stuff you use to get high... and a word at the end which I have no clue what it means....
*grin* <- also a word for the stuff you use to get high
don't get me started on drugs.....
Okay 
@blue: nah, I'll get you started on alcohol. You'll get yourself to drugs eventually
Gateway drugz... lol.
@dj.....too late
Funniest movie eva.... of course, I say that about every movie, but hey, in a world of bad critics, I'd get paid a lot to give good reviews to... every movie ever.
hahahaha
Well, I've only ever watched bits of it on YT, but it is very very funny
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A NEWT?"
"Well... I got better..."
it's a great movie.....and i'm not just saying it because i was high every time i've seen it....
hahahahahah
I like the bit where they get to the bridge. Remember that?
Remember it? I don't know... *get's tossed off the bridge*
HAHAHAHAHA
Ahh, At first I thought you meant the one with the Black Knight guarding it... is that a bridge? Yes, right? Just a small one?
it's a creek. No. creeks are bigger. that was a ditch
he was guarding a ditch?
This one
That almost sounds like a word with a degenerative connotation, these days... ditch.... haha, you're a ditch!!!!
Inventing swear words are we?
Yess..... and yay for embedding YouTube clips!
brought to you by THE INTERNET (R)
LOL!
..and Tangler
... a subisidiary of THE INTERNET (R)
lmao.
grrrrrrrrrr
And pirated from:
torrents.com
torrents.org
torrents.net
torrents.caifanybodyfromcanadausestorrents
torrents.nbcuniversal.com
nbcuniversal.illegalcopiesofourmovies.com
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Illegalmoviesrus.com
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STAPLERstaplerSTAPLERstapler.com
eatmytoefungus.com
Hey! Why is Tangler in that list?!
oops-- changed
Ahhhh....
I misspelt a purposeful typo!
LOL!
hilarious!
By the way, great job Riddlers!
We've been on the top of the activity chart for at least a week now!
woo!
woo hoo!
hehehehe
*sitting here with no crazy awesome dancing guy...*
nice, dek....
Here, I'll loan you one:
EEEK! I like that one!
Reminds me of that rabbit cartoon
me too!
i just found it last night.
HAHAHAHAH
My new fav!
shoot...now i can't remember where i found them....
now that i've used them......i need more.
*chants*
dek wants more, dek wants more!
i'll search....
*begins eating...*
yeah, that's not gonna happen again.
yeah, that's not gonna happen aga
yeah, that's not gonna happen
yeah, that's not gonna happ
yeah, that's not gonna
yeah, that's not gon
yeah, that's not 
yeah, that's n
yeah, that's
yeah, tha
yeah,
yea
ye
ye
*urp!* The salt definitely cuts the bittersweet of the broken pride 
dj definitely has too much time on this hands....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gotcha DJ!
(LOL! That eating of words is hilarious!)
That looked so good!! well done on the smileys
:D
I hope Bard is happy now
I'm sure we made it past 50
Yay!!!
(my icon is dancing already)
LOL!
i think we could do better..
better than bard's dancing icon?
no....better than 50 posts..
gotta be over 100 by now...
could be.
well....its one more now.
true.
everyone wins
damn you randomness! My name is Synthuir!!!!!
xqbacn
*to morgan, assuming she's sneezed* bless you
x= bottom row
q= top row
b= bottom row
a= middle row
c= bottom row
n= bottom row
Assuming she doesn't have epiliptic seizures everytime she sneezes, I think it'd be pretty impossbile to get that output. Try it yourself!
xasnb xc
ejvnb
xqnf
wxvqhz
xqqnz
ewbf
x nqwed
qewkcn
xwhbqx,bm
dwmbwcx
ewjbc
dwcnwj
wenfcj
WEbwf
cewhg
bewhvc
WEdve
webhwf
wefnk
fjvmlx
wseifkhj
fnesr,df
rfewnjfvj
wfbwf
fkwserh
I was pronouncing it:
x: either zuh or chuh
q: probably kuh
ba: buh
cn: Kch-n
gets zuh... kuh... buh... Kzch-n!
Do you know anyone who sneazes like that...?
yeah, three generic -uh sounds, and then a sharp consonant, suddenly stopped. Happens all the time.
Must be an American thing...
:-)
its pronounced ex-cue-buhkhk-hn
say "bach" with a germanised-throaty "chchchh"...
And I figured it tied in with the randomness...
I used to have magnetic letters on my fridge. That word was made up of the leftover letters, and ended up staying on my fridge for ages.
I'm impressed by the amount of effort you put in to work it out, although it has been called a 'sneeze' before.
I put zero effort into figuring it out. I made up something that it could have been, and then reacted to it accordingly.
Synth called me on my bullshit with some technical stuff, so I then bs'd my way through a technical explanation of what was originally a guess.
Fun all around, I suppose.
Haha....
this is fun.....
*breaks out metric ruler*
The distances in mm are as follows:
x-q: ~50
q-b: ~97
b-a: ~89
a-c: ~51
c-n: ~57
Lowest: 50
Highest: 97
Mean: 57.333
And by comparison, another 6 letter word:
eleven:
e-l: ~121
l-e: ~121
e-v: ~50
v-e: ~50
e-n: ~80
Lowest: 50
Highest: 121
Mean: 70.333
Maybe it's not so farfetched after all? ... Although the el-le-ev-ve-en pattern isn't really fair...
However, try typing while sneezing... your fingers tend to hit keys closer together. When I have a sneeze coming, I'll let ya'll know
It's amazing what you can do while procrastinating....
I don't know whether to be proud of that or ashamed of myself...
yeah.....like reading this topic instead of catching up on my reading assignments......that are due tomorrow...
Hey... this is technically reading... more like warm-up reading... don't strain your brain by tackling 'Barney and Friends' all at once...
but it's not the reading that i need to turn in a paragraph on...
Oh well, you could always confuse your instructor by writing a paragraph about whatever the hell we've been talking about here...
she's a hard ass......wouldn't work
i like her....she's good.....but she's a hard ass
hey anybody know the cd key for the game TEST DRIVE UNLIMITED for pc. plz tell me
Enter D.A.E.H.T.I.H.S.
Just google search a crack
I is sweepy
*wonders how long it will take people to figure out what a D.A.E.H.T.I.H.S. is*
*recognizes that acronym, but only enough to be annoying*
BOFH, anyone?
*knows that one* lol, funny!
I believe that started the "First stop- the air conditioning units on the roof. I repeatedly reprogrammed them with a claw hammer" and other such quotes ("Life's not fair, but the root password helps.")
i get it....it's backwards...
What's backwards?
D.A.E.H.T.I.H.S is backwards
I demand that everyone speak in letters I understand!
I second that!
That's settled then
Shithead.
Dek.. they're picking on us...
Nah... they're just doing their best to use letters we understand
heh. reminds me of this: (ignore the fact that the protagonist is an amorphous blob of goo, just understand that he royally f*'d up)
Hey! That's one of my RSS inhabitants!
hehehe and I'm gonna be using that last line
I like it!
"Beat me up with big words"
Quick, someone post an easy riddle that I can solve!!!
I need an excuse to use this: 
*grins*
