Hi all!  I'm new and this is my first post (just in case anyone cares!)

I'm sure this has probably already been posted on here before, but I did a quick search and couldn't find it, so here goes anyway!

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A Boeing 747 was flying a direct route from Dallas, TX to Chicago, IL.  Due to an unexpected storm, the plane unfortunately crashed directly on the border of Illinois and Missouri.  The plane hit the ground at approximately 350kts and had roughly 50% of its fuel remaining.  Paramedics from both states arrived to assess the damage done to the crew/passengers.  In which state did they bury the survivors?

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Hope it's not tooooo easy. 

I've heard this before so I won't answer it....

...but hello and welcome anyway.

Perturbed.

you dont bury survivors

These ones are much easier when they're written down.

Coldturkey that's the second easy one you've claimed... shifty eyes.

And yes, hi, mobyus.

Hey Newbie!!     Don't be too worried about coldturkey, he's a sneaky and cheap mofo. But it gets balanced out because of the size of his belly.....

+1 to coldturkey then?  Or was this too easy to count?

Up to you I guess... I find it hard to believe that coldturkey's not heard this one long ago, but he did answer it first...

Awarding points isn't mandatory - you can post riddles of fiendish complexity all day and not give points for them if you want, so just make a call as to whether it's worth a point, a fraction of a point (multiples of 1/4 only please), or no point, then post it in the Scoreboard topic. I'll just blindly add whatever points I'm told to*

[*NB please, no-one attempt to award yourself points, I'd probably notice but would prefer not to have this tested ]

+1 dek!!

Hi Mobyus!

noone got my hilarious joke

I still don't get it?

t'heh... I get it. Now that I've read it...

That's your idea of hilarious?

Oh....

No, I was just being endearingly, hilariously droll

You dont bury surviors

you dont bury survivors alive ...

LOL