I'm Hannah. I'm a writer, and I also work as a telephone sex operator. You know the ones, the ads on late night tv with the skanky girls saying "hey hot stuff, call me now"

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a weird, sleazy girl, I'm a normal person just like you. Nobody in the place where I work looks anything like anyone off the ads - all those girls are hired models (and might I add, not very good ones) hahaha

I started a couple of blogs elsewhere, but they kept getting inundated with spam, so I moved it here, and I think this place has a much nicer format too. I've just started writing a novel (the story section here), which I'm hoping will get published one day (though that may be a long way off from now!) but I'm really excited, and I wish myself luck every day!

From recent feedback, people love hearing about the people I work with every day. The job, the callers, the lifestyle, and about me too. It's lots of fun!

Right now, I suppose I should tell you what I'm doing. Well it's my night off so I've spent some time setting up this page and now I'm thinking about what to have for dinner. I might put on some trackies and settle in front of the tv for NCIS (see, I told you I'm normal!)

I'm looking forward to sharing with everyone, here on the new site 

Cheers,
-Hannah

Just started my shift for the night.... there's only a couple of other girls here, and we have tequila!

Ooh, first caller! Will update when it's over!

How rude.... He hung up... It bothers me when people do that. And we were only barely through getting introduced!

I would guess his mum walked in on him....

Inside information, Sir M ??

No, it was the only reason I could think of for you hanging up.

I only wish my mum could walk in on me

Oh dear...that was a bit maudlin of me...carry on folks...

Some say he's a tosser, others claim he has callouses on his right hand, whatever the truth, we know him as Sir M

ROFL!

HEY!!

There's a perfectly innocent explanation for those callouses....

Care to explain then?

Hmm....

You shouldn't have mentioned all the sex stuff... straight away my mind wandered and instead of what was written, I read; 'I started a couple of blogs elsewhere, but they kept getting inundated with sperm'. Made me feel quite nauseous.

Btw, I always assumed blogs were meant to be semi regular...

Hmm.. I was wondering that myself. Where has Hannah disappeared to?

btw, good to see you around again Taki 

Hello again Mr Ikat

Heller! It was you, I swear! (told you, you'd scare her away) 

Nonsense! I haven't scared you away have I sweet one...

and I know what you can do with a pineapple  

HEY!

I'm the only one playing with pineapples here!!!!

Hannah can find her own fruits 

Twit...my post was answering you, and only you, dear Morgan...Not Hannah...Hang you head in shame for your premature emission...

Oh.

In that case,

I'm beginning to question Hannah's commitment to this blog.

I blame heller. That's enough to scare anyone away.

Wish it would scare you away, tosspot

It does.....frequently...

....but morbid curiosity keeps bringing me back.

ROFL!!

Me too...

...but I think the whole thing is a set-up by a certain person who some of us have 'met' before in another place...

...and now he/she/it has removed 'The Story'

You've been watching too much Columbo, mate.

Btw, it was defiinitely a woman. No man could make sexual subject matter so bloody boring.