All good Gilly.
Oh! So I am going to vent (actually rant) here a little b'c I haven't really had the chance! Don't mind me.... just a little cathartic release. I warn you not to read b'c it really is a RANT. It serves no purpose except for me.
I'll watch it b'c I LOVE Alexander Skarsgard as an actor - but it is what it is for me. It is separate - but I am & was - already too invested in the books.
Plus - when I read them all I kept thinking was - if done right - the books would be an amazing, amazing TV series!
I think he duped CH to a degree. Someone asks her if shes really a consultant in the show like it says on IMDB & she says "Though I'm listed on IMDB as a consultant, no one has actually consulted me. I'm waiting!" She also says: "I'm waiting to see where Alan's going with the storyline. I'm sure there's an overall arc, and I don't see the whole thing yet" And that was as of 11-17.
What really got me was I felt a real lack of "love" for the material & the viewer actually. I felt condescended to. The 1st - 5 or so episodes, I saw a real lack of continuity - but real sloppy. Like - Sookie was pale in one scene talking to Gran & then Bam! She turns around & has bright pink lipstick & a fresh fake tan & when she runs up the stairs you see big white gashes under her buttocks from it being poorly applied. Or Bill slipping into his English accent constantly, etc...
So sure - I can be nit picky but it takes me out of that world when I notice a Boom mic - or a person changes their appearance or accent. It's just sloppy & honestly - I don't think there's an excuse for it.
It's kind of like :"Man were so cool, we're having so much fun! Ahhhh.... F%^k it. We don't have to go back & fix it, no one will notice. Let's get back to writing about Jason's Boner!!"
Plus - it's a little hard for me b'c I have a bit of inside scoop (our OM - her BF is in Marketing for HBO London & sent to LA during taping) & I know for a fact that we were subjected to Jason so much b'c all the writer's have man crushes on him. They just LOVE writing for him (& Nelsan Ellis). I don't blame them - he's a great actor (esp. by certain comparisons). And that bit is also pretty much confirmed in an interview w/AB somewhere too.
But my main issue is that I kind of don't understand why AB chose to hire AP & reinterrpret these books when their from Sookie's perspective esp. b'c rumor has it - he really didn't want AP. He made her audition 5 x's & I think he relented b'c she & Stephen Moyer started dating. He gave some BS excuse like - "well AP would have to work 12 hours a day if we did it from her perspective. It would be too much".
So I think ...well ah...Yeah..small price to pay when you only have to shoot 12 episodes.
So my take is - he got away cheap. He got a "big name" to help draw people in BUT b'c she isn't really that great, it doesn't matter b'c everyone else is pretty good & we'll focus on them & buoy them up so people won't get PO'd about AP & we won't have to pay her rate if we keep her work to a minimum.
Plus - Bill was really hard to cast for them so when they finally had SM on board & he and AP really hit it off....it's like well....maybe we can mine/exploit some of their real life chemistry. Rather than look further to see if she's really right.
I am also extremely jealous that she is not a better Sookie damn it! I'd love that freakin' role & she is torturing it! Her wonky eyes & wonky way she stands & runs. And what's up w/her left arm? Why can she fully put it down?
Her breathy voice when she' supposed to be........charming? Flirtatious? In awe? Cross eyed?? I don't get it. It's just wack. And what KILLS me is her FAKE scream & crying!!! It's so crazy!! The pie scene (although - I have issues with that scene...I know - everyone likes it) & last night when she buried Bill - she did a decent job. The best I have seen her but that's not saying much. She has indeed - made me & my friends laugh out loud. That's never a good sign.
Oh god! This feels SO good!! hallelujiah!!
And on the Wiki boards - everyone talks about AP having "inner beauty". Ok ...Whatev. Call me shallow. I'm ALL for inner beauty but Sookie is supposed to be extremely attractive & her SKIN is supposed to gorgeous. They put so much makeup on AP it screams war paint! Her skin is so bad & they make her boobs try & be something they're not. It just aint' right.
Well - makeup overall is pretty bad on the show.
But amazingly!!..... I watch - & the majority of the time it is painful. Apparently - I am a masochist. No really - I wait for Eric & live in hopes that it will get better. I'm sorry - but seriously - where are my vamps? I need more vamps. What the hell.
Do you know it got the point where I timed Jason & Tara's appearances on the show? In one ep. Jason had a 3/4's of the show! Sook & Bill had a 1/4, if that!
PHEW!!! OK I am done & I will probably never speak of this again so thank you all for baring with me if you managed to make it through this.
2008-11-25 13:47:01.0