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One word per poster, the aim is hilarity.
When a sentence reaches an end just start a new one (although extending it is easy - "and...", "with..." etc. but after a while it'll be over-stretched)
Sentence #1: When...
I
get
ronry
when
they
go
and
tickle
elmo
while
I
sleep
it's (contractions count as one word right?)
funny
how
much
sleep
one
wants
when
the
car
in
september
winds
flies
very
swiftly
away
.
YOU ENDED IT?!?!?!?
I'll start another one then....
Phong
sorry i thought we could start another one
Yeah, I did....
Phong
ate
heartily
with
some
blue
cheesy
noodles
and
often
join
boys
inside
their
house
of
trousers
that
smells
of
tobacco
and
poop
thats
engulfing
all
in
poopy
stank
almost
till
some
one
came
and
sprayed
away
all
bugs
which
flew
up
out
of
the
box
and
dropped
under
a
bed
wearing
nothing
but
a
pair
of
orange
green
grass
skirt
made
by
minute
men
in
switzerland
who
are
never-the-less
not
in
any
way
associated
with
brain gnomes
digging
into
mountains
without
cream
pies
with
strawberries
and
cream
(can I add a full stop now?)
Yes
So.. new sentence?
Once
there
was
not
a
banana
it
wasn't
alive
so
it
wasn't
jumping
but
it
with
icecream
("...it wasn't alive so it wasn't jumping but it with icecream" ??? lol)
topping
(I had no idea how to continue it!!)
was
Here's what we have so far: "Once there was not a banana it wasn't alive so it wasn't jumping but it with icecream topping was...."
drugged
with
steroids
and
mustard
('drugged with mustard', I like the concept)
flavoured
coffee
in
sugar
(lol 'sugar'?)
cubes
via
Amsterdam
where
they
were
oh the tedium
welcomed
with
beer
coloured
mouse
poo
.
Lucy
Is 
a word?
Isn't Lucy a non sequitur?
Is this game still working?
Ablutions
aww I am not sure I just started the sentance with Lucy..thinking maybe someone would say something about what Lucy does next lol
comma
New game anyone? Starting with clovar's "Lucy"
Meanwhile I'll assemble what we had.....
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"Once there was not a banana it wasn't alive so it wasn't jumping but it with icecream topping was drugged with steroids and mustard flavoured coffee in sugar cubes via Amsterdam where they were welcomed with beer coloured mouse poo "
hahahah no, the was meant for the . which I put there to end that sentence
(Lucy)
was
gone
when
it
is
grudgingly
admitted
that
he
was
secretly
wishing
not
to
without
reference
mention
how
Here is the story so far....
"Lucy was gone when it is grudgingly admitted that he was secretly wishing not to without reference mention how..... his
(Who here does not agree it has all the makings of a Wilde play or at least a Whitehall farce.)
unknown
mother
was
(JR - I'd agree if I knew what any of it meant)
partial
pants
where
"Lucy was gone when it is grudgingly admitted that he was secretly wishing not to without reference mention how his unknown mother was partial pants where"
undulating
numbers
of
perturbed
monkeys
.
Sorry tired of this sentence moving on to a new one!
The
monkeys
from
another
planet
enjoyed
laughing
however
they
realised
laughing
caused
excessive
flatulance
especially
after
they
had
eaten
some
pan-fried
avocados
dipped
in
beer
which
should've
been
poured
into
a
bowl
of
red
cherry
soda
soaked
not
made
with
The monkeys from another planet enjoyed laughing however they realised laughing caused excessive flatulence especially after they had eaten some pan-fried avocados dipped in beer which should've been poured into a bowl of red cherry soda soaked not made with...
Now I think that the "Evil Plans" of John Robie (see the Useless Powers Thread) include sabotaging this thread. As he granted me the power to see what his plans were, but not to thwart them, I see my only recourse as to bring them to the attention of the other members of this forum..
cherries
Who added the"not"? Not I, so the plan was to follow that with "made" so that whoever followed would have to follow with "with"
Plan seems to be working then.
I'll follow
with
Evil plans confuse me
The monkeys from another planet enjoyed laughing however they realised laughing caused excessive flatulence especially after they had eaten some pan-fried avocados dipped in beer which should've been poured into a bowl of red cherry soda soaked not made with cherries with...
pips
Of
Arthur already added "with", so now what we have is:
The monkeys from another planet enjoyed laughing however they realised laughing caused excessive flatulence especially after they had eaten some pan-fried avocados dipped in beer which should've been poured into a bowl of red cherry soda soaked not made with cherries with with pips of
Plan is falling apart now
LOL!!
I told you he had an evil plan....
Care to share more?
If it wasn't for them pesky kids......
New sentence:
Orrange
is
very
unusual
when
used
to
beat
eggs
to
death
before
sundown
in
a
way
that
doesn't
bruise
too
badly
before
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before....
killing
the
small
protuberance
like
thingy
that
wobbles
around
the
other
small
but
noticeably
similar
round
thingy
which
hangs
halfway
along
the
fold
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold.....
of
putrid
smelling
membrane
that
feels
cold
when
stretched
between
two
sizeable
ice
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice...
cubes
however
ice
doesn't
last
when
placed
in
the
heat
generated
by
wobbling
around
the
tree
like
a
piece
of
over
cooked
but
sweet-tasting
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice cubes however ice doesn't last when placed in the heat generated by wobbling around the tree a piece of over cooked but sweet-tasting ....
tuna
that
has
recently
been
used
to
fill
a
small
bucket
which
suddenly
fell
into
a
bath
of
warm
and
soapy
wine
made
from
bits
of
leftover
hardwood
that
was
taken
apart
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice cubes however ice doesn't last when placed in the heat generated by wobbling around the tree a piece of over cooked but sweet-tasting tuna that has recently been used to fill a small bucket which suddenly fell into a bath of warm and soapy wine made from bits of leftover hardwood that was taken apart....
by
a
small
but
hungry
Canadian
tourist
who
decided
that
whenever
the
wind
blew
from
iceland
he
would
put
thirty
pairs
of
wooly
socks
which
had
several
darns
in
what
could
be
the
most
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice cubes however ice doesn't last when placed in the heat generated by wobbling around the tree a piece of over cooked but sweet-tasting tuna that has recently been used to fill a small bucket which suddenly fell into a bath of warm and soapy wine made from bits of leftover hardwood that was taken apart by a small but hungry Canadian tourist who decided that whenever the wind blew from Iceland he would put thirty pairs of wooly socks which had several darns in what could be the most...
awfully
difficult
position
into
a
right
or
possibly
central
position
on
all
the
alternate
routes
between
various
sections
of
the
hard
and
fast
snails
guild
from
the
lower
bar
of
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice cubes however ice doesn't last when placed in the heat generated by wobbling around the tree a piece of over cooked but sweet-tasting tuna that has recently been used to fill a small bucket which suddenly fell into a bath of warm and soapy wine made from bits of leftover hardwood that was taken apart by a small but hungry Canadian tourist who decided that whenever the wind blew from Iceland he would put thirty pairs of wooly socks which had several darns in what could be the most awfully difficult position into a right or possibly central position on all the alternate routes between various sections of the hard and fast guild from the lower bar of ...
a
(at some point this stopped making sense)
miniscule
but
prominent
group
of
colourful
birds
"birds" !? Now it really makes no sense anymore.
flying
north
for
fun
related
hi-jinks
of
incredible
force
but
without
any
other
flavours
to
Orange is very unusual when used to beat eggs to death before sundown in a way that doesn't bruise too badly before killing the small protuberance like thingy that wobbles around the other small but noticeably similar round thingy which hangs halfway along the fold of putrid smelling membrane that feels cold when stretched between two sizeable ice cubes however ice doesn't last when placed in the heat generated by wobbling around the tree a piece of over cooked but sweet-tasting tuna that has recently been used to fill a small bucket which suddenly fell into a bath of warm and soapy wine made from bits of leftover hardwood that was taken apart by a small but hungry Canadian tourist who decided that whenever the wind blew from Iceland he would put thirty pairs of wooly socks which had several darns in what could be the most awfully difficult position into a right or possibly central position on all the alternate routes between various sections of the hard and fast guild from the lower bar of a minuscule but prominent group of colourful birds flying north for fun related hi-jinks of incredible force but without any other flavours to....
(ROFL)
allow
That's suppose to be hi-jinks.( birds flying north for fun related hi-kinks)
someone
hahaha oops
the
satisfaction
of
having
a
pair
of
jacks
instead
of
being
pie-like
around
the
redundant
but
obvious
orifice
on
top
of
a
frivolous
part
of
the
naked
moose
that
will
ruin
sunday
and
wednesday
but
not
Tuesday
for
Tuesday's
are
best
at
just
being
good
with
any
kind
hearted
sort
however
whenever
whatever
whoever
does
or
says
anything
that
appears
inside
the
