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This game is pretty fun and sometimes funny, the rule is you only post if the last sentence is true of you. Explanations can be fun to add too.
Post only if you're subscribed to ten or more Tangler groups.
hmmmmm Oh, okay I get it..... but does what I say have to be true for me too?
So if now I say this:
Post only if you wear socks.
I put on socks just to post...
It's not a requirement that what you say has to be true for you, but personally I think it makes the game funner.
Also you are allowed to bump the thread if it's been neglected for a day or so. That prevents someone from killing it with something impossible.
Post only if you are near a dog.
Woof woof
woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof?
Um... I'm not sure what is meant by that. Therefore I shall assume it means something it probably doesn't and post again.
Post only if you have more than one tab/browser window open.
yay i apply
post only if youre listening to music
Post on if you have nothing to do
isnt that always true,
post if you own a zune
If you had nothing to do.,.. you wouldn't be posting becuase that is something you have to do....
I don't own a zune.
I could have posted after anyone of those conditions, so I'm gonna.....
and I don't own a Zune either....
(okay okay, I will follow the rules now)
well i guess ill just be by my self in my "social" of one
I own a Zune! Yay another Zune owner weeeee!
Post only if you're left handed.
Im left and right handed, but I write with my left hand.
Post only if you havent posted in any other game topic.
Does this apply over a day or ever- as in I've never posted in any other game topic?
or does it apply if i was disconnected then came online and am now posting - haven't posted anywhere else since I came online.
cause if it's since i last came online then - this post is true.
(notice how it went really really quiet?)
only post if you understand the previous condition p)
post only if you sleep 10 hours a day
During the non-school period in the winter (my swedish brain forgets words sometimes) I do!
Post only if you are a super-geek!
... 0|2 !|= 7hi5 i$ r34])4Ble f0|2 '/0u.
Post only if you are a member of the Internal Tangler Labs.
Will being the creator do?
Post only if you know how to cook fried rice
Does being able to reheat leftovers count?
Post only if your name is a palindrome.
As if..... I think you just killed the topic....
I can change my name!
Hmm...
Post only if you have an IQ over 120!
For sure! (I think.... at least I hope
)
Post only if you hit the spacebar with your left thumb
During this post or always? And aren't there any Bobs out there? Or Annas, Elles or Eves?
Anyway, post only if you have served in the armed forces.
Does programming count?
Post only if you are an xkcd fan.
Me me me!!! Lurrrrrve xkcd!
Post only if you've used carbon paper
w00t. science class finally came in handy
post only is you've ever eaten a pound of candy
I have eaten more!
Post only if you are a member of a Tangler forum. Only some of you should know what I mean... xD
I guess I qualify....
Post only if you like Portugese chicken
Love the flavour, but only on tuesdays 
Post only if you had coffee this morning....and tell me what it was too!
Home made latte with a stovetop aluminium coffee maker
Post only if you've lived in 3 or more cities and tell us which ones!
Yup! Malmö, Karlstad, Kungsbacka, etc. (Don't bother Googleing most of these names if you want enlish results!)
Post only if you know at least 2 languages fluently.
I most definitely qualify!
Post only if you cook your own meals regularly
(Dek: Which?)
I'll save the topic here...
Post only if you know JavaScript at least as much as I do (I'm a coder in training; still have to learn quite a bit).
for the sake of bringing this back, lets just assume i do.
post only if you forgot about this for a long while
yeah........i remember looking when the insane one posted, but i don't know squat about javascript.
post only if you are going through something difficult in your life.
if feeling bad for not having your life planned out counts
post only if you suck at the game you're playing
I basically suck at all games.... except the one with crashing cars.
Oops
Post only if you're preparing yourself for something you don't want to face
true......although i'm still hoping i won't have to face it.....
post only if you are slightly obsessive about washing your hands.
Oh dear.... I am. Slightly. Especially when I'm in the kitchen.
post only if you'll be making a trip to the airport in the next week
yes.....huh.
post only if you've searched for some sports news this past week.
That's an easy one, I check the sports every day. Even in the offseason. No, I don't think that is strange, why do you ask?
Post only if you are trying to break a habit.
im trying, but its not going so good.
post only if you eat a lot of junk food.
um......more than i should.....
post only if you play children's board games more often than you'd like to.
Every day it's "Dad, do you want to play the Cootie game?" I think I've done all the combinations possible with the pieces I'm allowed to use....
post only if it is between midnight and 3 am local time
It's 13:37 here, does that count?
current time is 1:09 AM
post only if you hate nostalgia
Completely pointless IMO.
Post only if you fluently speak a language other than English.
Fer sure!
Post only if you like Val Kilmer
yep....
post only if you received mail besides a bill or junk today.
yep yep
post only if you have a terrible mosquito bite
bluek, i am jealous...
and yeah, massive biteys on my leg
post only if you have not had any sort of caffeine today
last thing i needed today
post only if you're dealing with known unknowns
Whoa... nail on the head.
Post only if you'll be taking a trip soon
I'll be taking a trip home...(and really looking forward to it)
post only if you have non-laced shoes on today
oh yes......most of the time....
post only if you ate an "ethnic" meal today.
Does Thai count?
Post only if you're being bugged
By many people and many things..
Post only if you slept uncomforatbly last night
and every night
post only if you watch big brother (why??)
Guilty as charged. (and I write a sardonic web-collumn on the series, detailing explicitly how bad it is)
Post only if you have driven anywhere in the last 8 hours.
yes.....and i beat the rain....which apparently has flooded many roads....
(but kept me from getting online
)
post only if you have cried today.
from seezing like 
post only if you can only breathe out of 1 nostral
hello
Well hello there!
Hey!
Post only if you intend not to kill this topic.
yeah.....i like it....
post only if the coffee is almost gone...
*sniff* ... yes....
Post only if you have glasses/contacts
yes
post only if you like ramen noodles
occasionally...
post only if you have a hard time concentrating on required reading.
it took me until 7 to finish my homework >.<
post only if you have had a headache recently
of course.......always......
post only if you've got your vitamin water next to you right now.
I do!
post only if you have a massive hangover, like me.. 
(Has the entire world gone tee-total?)
massive enough
Post if you're addicted to television
OMD! September?! Not so much addicted to television as i am addicted to my tv show torrents...
Post if you want something you cant have.
Yes, but it would be ungentlemanly of me to describe it in long, luscious detail
Post if you have a stuffed toy in the room
YES! we do.. in the office! his name is Y (no idea, but he has that printed on him)
post if you have a hot date tomorrow night! (i do)
Hoho...
post only if a guy calls you teddy bear.
Somebody might do.
Post only if you still had any sanity left a year ago or something.
I have no idea what that means, so I'll say yes.
Post only if it's raining where you are
YES!!!! YES IT IS!!! It just started
Post only if you had enough sleep last night.
Kind of.
(To dekrazee1: If you don't know what it means, I guess it's "no".)
Post only if you are stupid.
Hehehehe!
Post only if you are sober!
As a judge.
Post only if you are a horse.
In my dreams. Sometimes. Or not.
Post only if you're a geek.
Everyone keeps telling me I am, so I must be.
Post only if you are sick of bad coffee
YES!
Post only if you were born before 1979
Yep. Post only if you're feeling lazy.
Yes. And tired. Every part of me is aching.
Post only if you feel like smashing a photo frame
I had to think about this for a while. Eventually I decided that I would say that I feel like smashing a photo frame just so that I could do this post.
Post only if you are looking at a very large red onion.
I had one in my fridge so I looked at it
Post only if you haven't eaten dinner at least one night this week.
I guess today counts.
Post only if you aren't posting a post when replying to this postish post.
Nope. No posting going on. *hits Send*
Post only if your right shoulder is hurting
Depends on your pain threshold. Mine is above most, so you could say that if my shoulder was no another perosn it would hurt.
Post only if you are not clicking on "send".
Heh. Easy.
Post only if you need to go shopping today, and are dreading it
I needed to go shopping and I dreaded it.
Post only if you are being fitted for your Lunar Landing Suit
Maybe there was something about it in one of my dreams...
Post if you have to work on the weekend
I'll have to work on getting to a plane. With a bad throat n all. >[
Post only if you're ill and have no idea what's going on with you
I had that a couple of weeks ago.
Post only if you are in a large amount of debt.
That certainly applies to me...!
Post only if you care
About what? I usually do....
Post only if you have no debts
Yay! (might change that over Xmas though)
Post only if you've started writing your Xmas cards.
I've started writing other people's cards
Post if you are not in the mood for xmas at all yet
I'm never in the mood for christmas
Post only if your lungs feel like they're full of gloop
Two of Cuba's finest has filled my lungs with gloop.
Post only if you are about to leap into a pool of nearly frozen water.
(sounds like Mr Dent is at a bachelor party
)
I just went running in the rain.
Post if you would like a homemade curry for dinner.
Always. Alas, it is homemade chicken kebab for dinner today.
Post if you find home renovation stuff highly annoying
I find most things highly annoying
Post only if you are so close to death that your dying action will be to place your post.
if you mean dying of boredom, then yes im close to death *goes flatline*
post if you know what a jabberwocky looks like.
Kinda funny lookin mostly known in Alice in wonderland.
Post only if you want to move away from the neigborhood you are currently in.
Fine post only if you are in school at this time.
I post anyway. Screw the rules!
Post only if you are me.
Yes, I am me!
Post only if you are smart.
