I can stop my fingernails from growing

Grant the person above you a useless power. Generally 'cool' powers can be made useless by making them very specific.

I grant drdec the ability to talk to grass. 

Cool.  I grant 5thWall the ability to avoid unwanted visitors on fifth Tuesdays in February.

You have the ability to fly only where and when nobody can see you.

I grant bluekatana the ability to stretch her nose ten times its original length.

5thWall can walk through walls as long as a usable door already exists

you can turn invisible only when you are alone.

You have x-ray vision, but it only lets you see skeletons

I grant dek the power to cure hiccups in mice!

I grant you the power to cure cancer, but it wont take effect until two years after theres a cure already out.

I grant bluekatana the power to post the last post in a game

I grant callkathy the ability to know the exact meal someone ate last by smelling their breath.

I grant 5th Wall the ability to erect a 5th wall anywhere he wants

I grant dek the power to detect the amount of money in a tramp's pockets

I grant John the ability to recognise slippers

I grant dek the power to stop cross topic contamination.

( I can already recongnise slippers) Yerself

I grant john the ability to only recall facts I tell him

I grant dek the power to apply make-up by pure thought. to others.

Excellent! I like that one!

I grant john the power to grow his hair instantly

I grant dek the ability to fly. But only when surrounded by a metal tube with long arms attached to it and a sort of tail thingy.

i grant john the ability to talk to spanish dogs in french

I grant Riot the amazing ability to find perfect wives and girfriends (soul mates) for Popes.

I grand john the ability to grant useless powers to people that post before him.

I grant chapel the power to conjure fire out of nowhere and onto the head of a match

I grant Super-King the power to crown people lightly with a stick without getting caught at it.

I grant callkathy the ability to read the minds of the ten most boring people on Earth.

I grant drdec the power to change the shape of clouds

I grant dekcrazee1 the power to solve riddles in threads where the winner has already been declared.

BTW, I really like the collection of powers I am building up.

I grant grdec every power granted to someone else. I grant it in such a way that its strength is in inverse proportion to its usefulness. (After all, you do seem to be collecting them anyway.)

I grant callkathy the ability to live in Arizona

I grant john robie the ability to cause ants to fall in love.

drdec gets the unatural power to, with the force of his bare hands, morph the shape of clay from one miraculous position to another

If you cut out all the dramatic words, I'm giving you the ability to play with mud 

I grant SK the power to create tofu using only his mind at the rate of 3 cc/min

I grant 5thWall the only power that makes sense with the screen name: The power to talk to the audience!

I grant cathy the ability to see thru computer screens

I grant de the power to transform into a fish, but only on land.

I grant chapel the ability to impersonate bugs

I grant dek the power to claim the dole but only when employed.

I grant john robie the power to grant useless powers.

I grant dek the power to claim the dole but only when employed.

If you could do that without getting into legal trouble it would be useful - extra income

anyway, drdec, you can have the power to not have any powers (if you choose to exercise it, who knows what the ramifications of the paradox will be)

I grant Super-King the power to draw all the paparrazzi in the world to a single spot so that they really are a super king!

I grant callkathy the power to make other people's ears tingle for less than half a second

(oooh my ea.....! Er....no. No, it's nothing) 

I grant drdec the power to raise the dead before they die.

I grant you the power to hear mute people

I grant you the power to see only the things that are there.

Its a sort of useful power.. too many people are wrapped up with things that aren't there

I grant you the power to hear people that arent talking to you.

I grant bluekatana the power to always select the correct level of insurance for other people.

I grant drdec the ability to be a doctor of dec

I grant dek the power to project pink spots of various sizes onto walls.

I grant Monty the power to cut grass.

I grant john the power to pile it all together in a heap

I grant dek the power of **MULCH!**

I grant john the power to swap peoples powers around.

I grant Monty the power to detect tyre pressures

Oooh, is than in PSI or Bar? and what sort of range does it have?

You now have the power to sneeze with your eyes open. 

Yippee!!! I've always wanted to do that!

You have the power to make people's hair stand on end

Awwww I wanted that one!

I grant Dek the power to know the thoughts of shoelaces. 

I grant jr the power of detecting twigs

I grant dek the power to perfectly apply WhiteOut.

Hrrrmph! I can already do that!

I grant 5thwall the power to return disfigured rings back to a perfect circle

I grant dek the power to see the colour of her own iris.

I grant jr the power to know the temperature of his toes

I grant dek the power detect things she walks into in the dark.

Is that before or after she walks into them?

I grant john robie the power of perfect horse and buggy driving. 

Just in the very micro-instant before.

I grant drdec the ability to travel into the future, upto the end of his natural life span. At a speed of 86,400 secconds for each day travelled.

(FYI, I already have that power too)

I grant dekrazee1 the power to have any power or powers of his chosing, on the condition that he never uses them even a little bit

I grant F'Moonhead the power to change his user name.

I grant John to detect when food being baked is ready

Ohhh this power granting thing works..  Didn't expect it.

That, ^^^^,  madam Caffy is spooky. Cos I can really, already, honestly  do that. Honest.

I grant dek the power to know when she has reached the end of the M1 at Staple's Corner by the (very bumpy) road Markings and extra evil speed cameras.

( In which case it is odd we keep giving each other powers we already have....)

I grant jr the power to iron out wrinkles in silk

I grant dek the power.

Woo hoo!!



I grant jr the ability to look good in sunnies

Oh Right, look cos that's like  so cool, cos Iike so do, y'know, I really do, I'm just sunnie cool, i'm like sunning on the telly, I'm so goooood looking.I'm soo ttop gun cooool.

I grant dek NEW POWERS 

New powers =  ?

I granted jr the power to avoid driving over pot holes

In that case, I grant me the power of not living in London or Sydney.

I Grant dek the power of car abandonment 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

I grant jr the ability to sense when someone is about to message him

Oooooooh that aint working then.

I grant dek the power to strip abandoned cars . 

I grant jr the power to help me sell the parts when I'm done

I grant dek the power to kik-ass

I grant JR the power to give me powers

I grant FMoonhead the power to sense water in the air.

i grant john the power to clap with one hand.

I grant Monty to clap with the other.

LOL!!

I grant jr the ability to make his toenails laugh

I grant dekrazee1 the ability to blink 50 times per minute

I grant Kaz the ability to understand Aussie slang.

LOL

I grant Miggles the ability to understand 'American'

Funny that ive got American Guests at home! LOL

I grant dekrazee the ability to wield a wand!

I grant Miggles the ability to communicate with unicorns

I grant dekrazee1 the ability to change the TV channel with a wiggle of her little toe

I grant Kaz the ability to use tangler with just her thoughts.

I grant miggles the ablitiy to laugh when anyone says the word chicken

i grant Kazz the ability to change the weather by using her mobile phone

I grant clovar the power to create pizzas from cardboard and thus Pizza Hut will lose their monopoly on this...

I grant Arthur the power to silence sneezes

I grant Kaz the power to shoot spider webs ... to a max length of 6 inches

I grant all contributors to this thread to grant government grants.

*snort*

I grant all *snorts*

*dies of snort*

I grant Nathanael::pureCaffeine the power to change his/her user name under the influence of coffee.

LOL

I grant you guys the power to keep me laughing

I grant Dek the power to produce money from her ear but only in penny form

I grant Kaz the power to make flags fly straight even when there is no wind.

I grant Arthur the power to remotely block the air port in subwoofer cabinets

I can do that already -

I grant Arthur the power to override the purpose of this thread and be able to post a reply ... WITHOUT granting a useless or otherwise power

Apologies for the repetion but I can do that already -

I grant Nat the power to retrospectively grant powers (situation resolved)

I grant Arthur Dent the power to channel function calls while also extending the comment.delete() function to delete through a user proxy ... and thereby clearing up the mess earlier without data integrity issues relating to a user deleting power grants

(is highly confused)

I mean ... deleting own power grantage ... so you're doing it for me, because I can't revoke a power grant

I grant everyone the power to tell me what this game is turning into. That should be useless enough.

I grant JR the power to know how  much trolls cost

I grant Dek the useless power to read just the sector of memory in JR's head where troll pricing is stored

I grant Nathanael ::pureCaffeine the power to shorten his name.

YAY! Finally a power we/I can use!

(Phew! My tired fingers thank you)

I grant Nat the power to play pickaboo with  puppies

I grant dek the power to travel in cartoon vehicles.

I grant JR to increase bladder capacity by 300%

I grant NathanaelB the power to stop hic-ups in hippos

I grant Kaz22 The power to open tins with only your mind (and a tin opener)

I grant JR power to send out invisible waves that jam Kaz's tin-opening powers

I grant Nathaneal the power to grant me a better power than that one

I grant JR the power to corrupt other peoples powers.

I grant Monty the power to scale buildings with a single bound but for only 15 seconds a day!

I grant Kaz22 the power to highlight entries.

I grant myself the power to steal Kaz's power to highlight entries (then realises he can't do that, so gives it back) ... but not before I know what JR said ...

I grant Nat the power not to grant powers to himself. Or steal others. Or ruin my evil plans.

I grant JR the power to prevent his evil plans being ruined

I grant Arthur the power to know (but not thwart) my evil plans.

I grant JR the power to thwart his own evil plans without realizing it.

I grant Monty the power to be called Sir Montague of  Mont  A-Gue

I LIKE IT!!

I grant JR the power to exist in the same space and time as himself.

hahahahaha Howdy Sir Montague!

I grant Sir Montague to call a rose by any other name

I grant dek the power to change the weather with a wish on a shooting star

sneaky!!

hee hee

I grant the (Last Post) backstabbing Kaz22 the power to breath in a vacuum. (Go on, try it you'll find it very useless)

haha I think all pass!  I grant J R the power take things lightly

HaHa. I grant Kaz the power to see mischief making in all it's forms.

I grant JR the power to not revoke any powers he has bestowed. (Unless i say so)

I grant Sir M the power to grant only useful powers there for making him completely obsolete in this game

I grant Kaz the power to read a newspaper underwater

I grant Mr Dent the power to undent dents

I grant dek the power to grant me powers (and be quick about it)

I grant JR the ability to make waiting an hour feel quick

I grant dek the power to grant me powers that override Sir Montague

(does that mean I have to grant it?)

I grant JR the power to override Sir Montague, but only by a fraction

Hang on .....*thinks*......."I grant JR the power to not revoke any powers he has bestowed. (Unless i say so)" (Sir Montague) is a useless power, so I win this one by default.

I grant dek the power to deceive fish.

I grant JR the power to collect dust into piles

I grant dek the power to make cheese string. (see Reuter's topic, trust me it's useless)

I grant JR the power to turn all the people in Perth into pleasant drones

lol

They are. Someone else must have that power...hmmmmmm........

I grant Arthur the power to macrame

Hey! No fair! Double teamed by dek and JR

Actually you undid yourself. (nice graphic)

Umm....i did???

HAHAHAHAHAH

Where do you get these?

Not telling you dek. You sided with JR.

*idea*

I grant dek the power to only grant powers that are beneficial to Sir Montague

I grant Sir Montague powers to grant powers to others but only where they serve me, John Robie ten fold. powers that do not serve me beneficially are invalid.

Hmmm, this is getting tricky.

I grant Sir Montague the power to Jing John Robie everytime he does something selfish.

(@callkathy, So far I haven't been selfish I have been trying to keep the upper classes(Sir Monty) on their toes)

I grant callkathy the power of very, very tiny handwriting.

And what have i done to deserve that?

I don't grant JR any powers because there would be no point.

(Eh?)

I grant Sir Montague the power of even tinier handwriting, than that of callkathy.

I grant JR the power of being the fastest at underwater basket weaving

I grant Kaz the power of 2 to teh power of 2!

@John Robie.  I had to Google "macrame"  Is it part of your evil plans to get me to stab myself with a needle.  I only ask because the power granted for me to see yor evil plans seems to be slipping a bit...

I grant callkathy the power to discover a long lost Celtic dialect and translate the Ging Gang Gooly Scout song into it.

@ Arthur : lol

I grant Arthur Excalibur. If he finds it of course.

Or nicks it off that hippy who likes to, legally apparently (deed poll), call himself "Arthur the once and future King of the Britons"

I'd just like to add it isuseless because it's only going to be just a big very rusty iron knife, at best.

Also useless cos the nu-cu-lear stuff will get you first

The ability to turn diet soda into regular.

Useless enough?

hahaha Actually, I think that's useful! Diet soda tastes soooo bad.

I would like the ability to switch mobile phones into silent mode

hmmm... maybe that's not that useless

I grant Dek the power to tell when a ant dies from 500 miles away.

OH that would be so horrible....there are over a billion ants anywhere!!

I grant Nat the ability to draw Da Vinci-style masterpieces in invisible ink!

I grant Morgan the ability to get cricket fans to sit down

I grant Dek the ability to be weird whenever she wants.

HAHAHAHAHAH @ Dek!!!!

I grant Nat the ability to untangle string on cloudy days

I grant morgan the ability to shape clouds into shapes

I grant Dek the ability to talk to stones.

I grant Natanael the power to manipulate his own thoughts

I grant bluekatana the power to spot spider webs

I grant dek the ability to tell the difference between the "blueish yellow" and "yellowish blue".

I grant Natanael the ability to make wine warm

I grant Dek the ability to hold her breath for one more second than she already could.

I grant nat the power to make ice cream melt in winter

I grant Morgan the ability to change the name of stars that no other human have discovered yet.

I grant Natanael the ability to spot birds on roofs

I grant Dek the ability to tell when Paris Hilton is about to show up on the TV. (Or is that useful?)

That's extremely useful! I can turn the tv off before that!

I grant Natanael the power to drain batteries of their power

That's useful too!

I grant dek the ability to tell who will win the election of year 2080 without being believed.

I grant Nat the power to straighten picture frames with his eyes

I grant blue the ability to make leaves fall from trees

I grant dek the power to make glue stick to paper

I grant bluekatana the power to switch name every 10 seconds.

I grant Natanael the power to change avatars every day

I grant Dek the power to know when I'm drinking a nice hot cup of coffee.

I grant Sir M the ability to convince people coffee is better than tea

I grant Dek the ability to be green when it's dark.

I grant Natanael the ability to whistle with dry lips

I grant Dek the ability to always be able to come up with new useless powers whenever she wants.

I grant Nat the ability to wiggle his toe nails

I grant Dek the ability to grant weird wishes.

i grant nat the ability to feel his hair grow.

(i hope i'm not repeating an ability already posted, it's a long thread)

I grant bluegirl the ability to tell exactly how many FPS the BlueGene super computer would get on every game that's out there.

I grant Natanael the ability to find channels running rerun comedies

I grant dek the ability to detect whenever my sister are ennoying. You don't want that.... xD

i grant natanael the ability to hear a coin drop on the other side of the world.

I grant bluegirl the ability to win on all online games ever that don't keep score and that don't get you any real-world money.

i grant natanael the ability to detect the secret ingredient of any fast-food recipe.

I grant bluegirl the ability to know how many chocolate chips there are in a muffin

i grant dekrazee the ability to know what someone had for breakfast.

I grant bluegirl the ability to predict when the next plane from Sydney to Heathrow is coming.

I grant Insane the ability to look at a field and know what size it is.

I grant Dek the power to change the direction her blood flows.

I grant bluegirl the power to perfectly weight out a teaspoon of water.

I grant Jason the ability to escape from a shopping mall

I grant dekrazee the power to predict how long a bic pen will last.

i grant jason the ability to when his siblings are awake, no matter where they are.

I grant bluegirl the ability to memorise action movie dialogues

I grant Bluegirl the ability to reread her postings carefully before she sends them, as not to leave out any important words.

I grant Jason the ability to predict when computer bugs, errors and warnings will appear without ever being able to prevent them. (Firefox alone generates +100 "hidden" bugs, related to bad design in web sites, daily when I'm surfing arund.)

I grant natenael the ability to burb in any musical key.

I grant Jason the ability to attract weird people. Lots of weird people. They really love you know.

Watch out for weird looking people with cameras, or your face will end up on their web site, ending up in more weird people outside your house.

i grant nat the ability to know when i'm on-line, and to force me to stay on.

I grant bluegirl the ability to always be online.

i grant jason the ability to sneeze on command.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make someone else sneeze on command.

I grant Jason the ability to survive for 15 minutes in -200 degrees Celsius. EXACTLY 200 degrees Celsius.

i grant nat the ability to make anyone show up at tanglergames on command.

I grant BlUeGiRl the power to always have her name misspelled.

I grant nat the ability to be grow a rose out of his ear.

i grand jason the ability to change any smell.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to have as many starbucks coffee drinks as she wants for free and no physical negative effects.

awesome!

i grant jason the ability to make pennies appear out of nowhere.

I grant bluegirl to be un-awesome.

My last granting wasnt so useless.  You got lucky, bluegirl.

I now grant bluegirl all the starbucks coffee drinks..BUT CANT HAVE ANY SUGAR IN ANY OF THEM.

i'll survive. (you skipped nat)

i grant nat the ability to have a tissue whenever anyone needs one.....tissueman!

I grant Nat and BlueGirl the ability to make their own tofu.

i grant jason the ability to apply sunscreen without getting his hands greasy.

I grant bluegirl to make Jason escape... xD

rofl!

i grant natanael the ability to communicate telepathically with me.

Not useless.

I grant bluegirl the power to be scared of bugs you'll never ever meet.

that's already true.

i grant natanael the ability to blow bubbles out of thin air.

I grant bluegirl the ability to repeat the history of people with sad stories from ancient legends. (Such as being able to predict the future without ever being believed.)

i grant nat the ability to read upside down.

I already can. And it's useful.

I grant bluegirl the ability to wake up strangers out of coma 5 milliseconds before they'll die.

(apparently i can only think up useful powers)

i grant natanael the ability to change the shape of clouds.

I grant bluegirl the power to eat custard with only one chopstick.

i grant montague the ability to make jello stop jiggling.

I grant bluegirl the ability to determine the temperature of liquid nitrogen (to 4 decimal places) just by sticking a finger in it.

ouch!

i grant sir montague  the ability to look at any book and immediately know how many pages are in it.

I grant bluegirl the ability to speak any language, but only when she is alone.

i grant jason the ability to always light a match on the first try.

I grant bluegirl the ability to loosen stiff door handles

i grant dek the ability to untangle balls of string

(Hey, I'm already really good at that!)

I grant Morgan the ability to correct wrong subtitles on screen

i grant dek the ability to find lost pen caps.

Umm, is it just me or are some of these abilities starting to get useful?

I grant bluegirl the ability to speak like she is from some poorly dubbed foreign film

i grant sm to be able to talk to ducks in the evenings

I grant Morgan the ability to alway notice every single grammatical error when people talk to you. And spelling errors. Including on ads, wherever you might see them.

i grant natanael the ability to know, down to the minute, how long it took to film any movie.

I grant bluegirl the ability to know the answer 1 day after she needed to know it.

I grant Sir Montague the ability to understand everything spoken in all foreign languages one year after he heard it. If he remebers it...

I grant Natanael the power to hone in on fridges with milk in them

I grant Dek the power to permanently repel coffee.

omg, sir montague! that's a curse.

i grant sir monty the ability to detect a sneeze 5 seconds before it happens.

Eggactly! What did I ever do to you to deserve that eh??

I grant bluegirl the power to count in leaves

I grant everyone the ability to have night vision only during the day. (sarah's idea)

I grant Jason the power to predict last weeks lottery numbers

I grant bluekatana the power to predict where all rocks from space below 1 meter in diameter (they always burn up before hitting anything) are going to enter the atmosphere (there's a lot of those).

i grant nat the ability to predict what color gumball will come out ot the gumball machine.

I grant bluegirl the ability to be more blue when she is alone.

I grant Nate the power to know when a bird has spotted a worm in the ground

i grant dekrazee the ability to know when it has rained anywhere in the world, the moment the first drops hit the ground.

i grant bluegirl the ability to eat guitars whole

I grant morgan the ability to restore used carbon paper

I grant Dek the ability to recite the bible from memory, omitting every word containing the letter e.

Gosh... that's another curse right there!

I grant Sir M the ability to know how many beans were used in the making of one shot of coffee

i grant dekrazee the ability to always know exactly how fast her internet connection is.

I grant bluegirl the ability to avoid falling autumn leaves

i give dek the ability to know whenever a star disappears

I give Morgan the ability to speak german to people who cant understand german.

i give jason the ability to know the name of the person who bottled any given bottle of soda.

I give bluegirl the ability to restore bottle caps

i give dek the ability to know the circumference of any circular object.

i grant morgan the ability to cross her toes.

I grant bluegirl the ability to find my missing pair of jeans

that would be useful.......at least to you. unless i decided to keep them, in which case it would be useful to me.

i grant dek the ability to find her jeans, only to find they don't fit anymore. and when she tries to make them fit they rip in several places and cannot be repaired.

Sigh.... I still haven't found them. Getting very frustrated cos I don't lose things. Plus seriously, how do you lose a pair of jeans in the house?!?!?!?!

Anyways....

I grant bluegirl the ability to know the depth of tyre threads to the nearest mm

I grant Dek the power to predict when a pencil tip will break.

I've lost one of my favourite tops....and I know someone out there has lost shoes or socks, underwear, jewellery, ties, hats, etc....Our clothes have abandoned us and are making themselves into an outfit...


So I give jason the ability to make designer paper doilies

I grant Morgan the ability to know everytime the car is going "bounce" more than 0.5 mm when driving 30 minutes in advance.

i grant nat the ability to know the moment that dek finds her pants and morgan finds her top,

I grant bluegirl the ability to know how to breathe to use the oxygen as efficient as possible as long as she don't really needs to know.

I grant Natanael to know the degree by which wheel alignments are out on people's cars

i grant dekrazee the ability to know exactly when her gas tank reaches 3/4 full.

I grant bluegirl the ability to spot blocked chimneys

i grant dek the ability to breathe through only one nostril.

Already do that!

I grant bluegirl the ability to use her pinky fingers more when typing

i use all my fingers plenty.

i grant dek the ability to do triple backflips when no one is watching.

I grant bluegirl the ability to bounce off walls

I grant dek the ability to know he exact number of neutrinos that goes trough your toe every second.

I grant Nat the ability to instantaneously transport himself between this universe and one made entirely of cottage cheese.

ewwwww!

i grant sir montague the ability to know the exact moment of birth of any animal.

I grant bluegirl the ability to unwind springs

i grant dekrazee the ability to know how many tattoos a person has.

I grant bluegirl the ability to string 10 random numbers together

i already have that power.....i'm awesome!

i grant dek the ability to make red licorice change to black licorice.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make crafts using licorice

cool.

i grant dekrazee the ability to make crafts using used tissues.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make crafts using air.

lol!

i grant natanael the ability to make crafts using spit.

I grant bluegirl the ability to paint self portraits of other people.

i grant sir montague the ability to tie his shoelaces with one eye closed.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make paper planes crash

I give dek the power to shoot lasers from the soles of her feet, but ONLY while standing on them.

I grant Morgan the ability to make the sun stop sending sunlight in the opposite direction of the earth.

wow that would be ultra cool! and i never even thought of that, i mean that the sun could do that! well der... lol

i grant nat the ability to create inaccessible parallel universes

I grant Morgan the ability to lose all other abilities that she wants to keep.

she*

She? Sure, updating...

I grant Nate the ability to take my headache away

i grant dek the ability to take away her own headache....but only for 2 minutes, then it comes back 2xstrength.

(sorry)

LOL! No apologies needed

I grant bluegirl the ability to know which knick knacks have rolled under any furniture

i grant dek the ability to take dust bunnies and change them to other shapes.

I grant bluegirl the ability to know the precise length of people's hair

i grant dek the ability to detect the exact center of someone's pupil.

I grant bluegirl the ability to tarnish silverware

i grant dek the ability to tie knots in dental floss......with her toes.

I grant bluegirl the abilty to untie those knots!

i grant dek the ability to make the wind blow 1mph faster.

i grant bluegirl the ability to type in alpha-numerical order...ONLY

i grant morgan the ability to speak backwards, but only in 8 second spurts.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make stuffed animals softer

i grant bluekatana the ability to make all the spaghetti, in a single dish, the exact same length.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make baking cake smell like barbecuing meat

ew.

i grant dekrazee the ability to make flowers smell like feet.

Poor flowers....

I grant bluegirl the ability to repair fallen autumn leaves

i grant dekrazee the ability to make snowmen melt.

I grant bluegirl the power to question

i grant dek the ability to answer........but only questions that were asked yesterday.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to question answers that were answered by dek yesterday.

i grant jason the ability to explain obvious things.

I grant bluegirl the ability to un-explain un-obvious things.

i grant jason the ability to fly to places nobody would ever want to go.

I think I have been there.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to perfectly tune a guitar that is perfectly in tune.

i grant jason the ability to make pants that are too tight, just a tiny bit bigger......but not big enough to fit.

I grant bluegirl the ability to mime when alone.

I grant Jason the ability to make complicated things more complicated.

Wait, I already have that ability!

I grant bluegirl the ability to  change her name and then change it back again all in a minute so nobody knows.

1: Boring. 2: Wrong person.

I grant Jason the ability to escape.

Ouch.  My mistake. And who are you that decides what is boring??

I grant Nathaniel a sense of humor!

I grant Jason the ability to not spell my name wrong the next time.

Nah.  You are Nathaniel to me for now on.

I grant nathaniel the ability to accept all spellings of his name.

I grant Josan Ascepe the ability to make weird sounds when people are walking by without them finding out that you are the source of the weird noise.

(he already does that, nat. did you know that he is a street performer?)

i grant natanael the ability to watch boring tv and still be bored.

(LOL!)

I grant Dek the ability to make anything and everything boring for herself.

i'm not dek.

I grant bluegirl the ability to ignore when people use the wrong name.

i grant nat the ability to practice what he preaches when it comes to wrong names.

his name is naTHaniel, don't you know?

I grant bluegirl the ability to teleport to the same place she is at at the same time she is there.

I grant Jason Escape the ability to fail when he don't want to.

I grant nath the ability to enjoy eating worms.

I grant Jason the ability to react ten times stronger on things that he don't like, such as things that smell bad.

I grant Nath the sense to know when to quit even though quitting is not an option.

I grant Jason the ability to make sense from my garbled thoughts

I will try.

I grant dek the ability to escape from a straight jacket.

(those last 2 could be useful)

i grant jason the ability to change the speed of his typing.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to know how many m & m's are in each package.

I grant Jason to know the amt of pressure I use on my touchpad in PSI

I grant dek the ability to be slow when she shouldn't be.

I grant Nat the ability to tie knots in spaghetti using only one hand.

i grant sir montague the ability to make animal shapes out of uninflated balloons.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make any balloon animal as long as its a snake or worm.

ooh, i can do that!

i grant jason the ability to exactly how fast any ceiling fan is rotating.

Fun.

I grant bluegirl a convenience store right next to her house but it only sells chopped liver and celery soda.

how is that a useless power?

i grant jason the ability to conjure out of thin air a convenience store right next to his house, but it only sells chopped liver and celery soda.

nit picker.

I grant bluegirl one stop shopping.

I grant Jason the ability to make randomly choosen people feel uncomfortable near people you've choosen.

lol!

i grant nat the ability to be mean to people who are meaner than him.

I grant bluegirl the ability to anonymously poke people on Facebook

I grant Dek the ability to type at 25wmp by holding her finger still and moving the keyboard.

(cool-i wish i could poke people on facebook)

i grant sir romeo the ability to grow his eyebrows at will.

I grant bluegirl the ability to attract ugly aliens.

I grant Natanael the ability to attract snails

I grant dek the ability to have 500 pidgins following her all the time.

I grant Natanael the ability to tell the weight of a cricketeer's bat

i grant dek the ability to make americans understand cricket.

I grant bluegirl the ability to invent games that no-one can understand.

i grant sir romeo the ability to calculate, within $5, the amount of his grocery bill.

I grant bluegirl the ability to think of sir romeo all the time

i grant sir romeo (you don't mind the nickname do you? i'll stop if you do.) the ability to know whenever bluegirl is thinking about him.

If you could see the big cheesy grin i've got on my face right now you would know i don't mind

I grant bluegirl the ability to make me smile when i'm happy

i grant sir romeo the ability to appreciate all wanted nicknames.

i grant bluegirl the power to make trees grow faster

I grant Morgan K. the ability to increase any margin with any number of percents as long as it won't affect the outcome.

i grant nat the ability to pee standing up.

i grant bluegirl the ability to pee standing up (note: "aim not included" LOL)

(that could be useful)

i grant morgan the ability to  know what's on tv, immediately after she turns on the set.

thats definitely useful!

i grant bluegirl the superpower to fly into space without fire protection

I grant Morgan the ability to make super-heroes' capes swish

I grant dek the ability to know when a sniffer dog is about to 'get something'

LOL! That could be sooo useful....

I grant Morgan to know the stuff under a car seat after she has alighted from the car

I think that it might cause suspicion and get you arrested! ..Or at least questions asked!

I grant dek to know the exact HTML colour coding for absolutely everything she looks at

i grant dek the ability to think up useless powers that have already been posted.

what about me?!?!

oops!

i grant morgan the ability to know immediately when she has been inadvertently skipped over.

i grant bluegirl the ability to know the use-by date of everything in the store

I grant Morgan the ability to unfavourite all of someone's favourites

i grant dek the ability to favorite all of someones blocked sites/people.

i grant bluegirl the ability to favourite ALL of someones history

i grant morgan the ability to history all someones favorites.

????????????

I grant bluegirl the ability to repeat herself for ages without ever getting bored.

i already have that power.

i grant nat the ability to repeat himself for ages without sending everyone away screaming.

(That's useful! GIVE ME!)

I grant bluegirl the ability to have her internet connection fail every 3 seconds.

I grant Natanael the ability to see who's online in IM 3 seconds before they actually get connected

that's pretty useful.

i grant dek the ability to see who's online in IM 3 seconds after they actually get connected.

hahahaha That's what happens now!

I grant bluegirl the ability to magnetise playing cards

cool.

i grant dek to know nothing about total strangers that she meets.

I grant bluegirl the ability to see who is offline 3 seconds after they disconnected.

i grant nat the ability to see people who aren't there.

I grant bluegirl the ability to post things here that make others jealous of her fantasy.

i grant nat the ability to be a figment of my imagination.

I grant bluegirl the ability to control her imagination

i grant dek the ability to imagine that i control.

I grant bluegirl the ability to tarnish jewellery

i grant dek the ability to see colors that aren't there.

I grant bluegirl the ability to know the sum of any decimal in Pi and "the Golden Ratio" (such as decimal #76893769 in both numbers added together).

I grant Natanael the ability to anticipate when I need coffee

i grant dek the ability to know when i'm drinking a cup of coffee.

I grant bluegirl to know how much milk there is in my coffee

i grant dek the ability to make my coffee in the morning.

I grant bluegirl the ability to wake me up in the morning....

I grant dekrazee the ability to miss people that still are there.

i grant nat the ability to suddenly appear places when he is not supposed to be there.

I grant Nate the ability to grant me a useless power I don't already have

you skipped me.

I grant you to grant Nate the ability to grant me a useless power I don't already have

(oops... sowweeee)

i grant dek the ability to grant a useful power to someone who has every imaginable useful power already.

(that's ok, i still like you)

In that case... I grant bluegirl the ability to tie her shoelaces

awesome!

i grant dek that ability to make sure that her tied shoelaces are really tied.

I grant bluegirl to power to have two of one useless ability.

cool! double the uselessness.

i grant nat the ability to cut someone else's useful power in half.

I grant bluegirl the ability to straighten my crooked handwriting

that's gotta be useful to someone.

i grant dek the ability to make crooked my straight handwriting.

I grant bluegirl the power to understand me even less than now.

ok........

i grant nat the ability to be less understandable to all.

I grant bluegirl the ability to understand only Nat

i grant dek the ability to erase erasable ink.

I grant bluegirl the ability to be useless.

i already am.

i grant nat the ability to sing off key.

I grant bluegirl the ability to teach people to sing offkey

i grant dek the ability to know if someone's feet stink from a mile away.
(actually, as i'm writing this, i'm recalling you having an extraordinary sense of smell)

I grant Little Miss Minx the ability to go back in time and relive her embarrassing moments.

@bluegirl Yeah.... I probably can already do that

I grant Sir M the ability to mentally tag every flickr picture he sees

i grant dek the ability to hear everything she can smell.

OOOOO... interesting!

I grant bluegirl the ability to know how many toes each creature on the planet has

i grant dek the ability to make computer peripherals incompatible.

I grant bluegirl the ability to untwist all salted pretzels.

(aha! i wasn't 100% sure until now)

i grant art the ability to seek out the friends who invite them to join new forums.

I grant bluegirl the ability to be colors other than blue

i grant art the ability to use the same screen name over and over.

I grant BlueGirl the ability to ace every exam in her classes.

(actually, we got back an exam from the last class and i got a perfect score....highest in the class!....it was really easy, though)

(that is a very useful power)

i grant art the ability to respond to this post whenever it is convenient for him.

I grant bluegirl the ability to visualise everyone as they will look at 90

i grant dek the ability to ignore silence.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to see me with a telescope from Mt. Lemmon.

I grant Art the ability to focus the telescope for bluegirl

I grant dekrazee1 anything she wants in return for that last wish granted me.

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