Answer each question with a question of your own.  If the question is too much of a non sequitor or too similar to a previous question, you lose.

What are you doing here? 

I asked you first!

OK Mitch, you already lost.

Do you want to play again? 

Isn't that obvious?

Is it?

Why shouldn't it be?

I dunno, do you?

If I did would I be asking?

How am I supposed to know?

Are you that dense?

Did you surmise otherwise?

How could I surmise anything different?

Why all the surmising?

What would you have us do instead?

Have you no Ideas yourself?

Haven't my ideas got us in this mess to begin with?

Shouldn't you get us out then?

Wouldn't you just love that?

How would you know what I love?

How could I not?

Why can't you answer the question?

Why don't you ask your dog?

Where is my dog anyway?

Do you have a dog?

What kind of question is that?

Do you think that deserves an answer?

Why wouldn't it?

How low do you think I will descend?

That seems like a non sequitor to me.

What were you doing with that eggbeater, a hubcap and an elephant? 

Are you sure that's an eggbeater?

There's no eggbeater here, are you on drugs?

Do you have any?

NO!

 ......can you meet me out back in 10 minutes? 

Will that get me into trouble?

Are you looking for trouble?

Isn't 5thWall always looking for trouble?

Isn't everyone?

Why do you say everyone?

Because isn't life really boring without trouble?

But isn't trouble usually very boring?

Don't you think no trouble is more boring?

Were you really expecting an answer to that?

Why do you ask?

Anyone else wondering?

Wondering what?

What else?

Should there be anything else?

Why shouldn't there? Isn't variety the spice of life?

Didn't you tell me that thyme is the spice of life?

That sounds like a made up fact doesn't it?

And who, apart from Jamie whatisname, even uses thyme?

Isn't thyme a herb?

I'm not sure, did you look it up?

Well, where's that book-of-infinite-knowledge you didn't get me for Christmas this year drdec?

Probably still in the catalogue then?

Do you think it's fixing my dreadful lack in that regard whilst in the catalogue?

I seriously doubt it.... wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you what?

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

A pepper what?

What's a pepper?

What's a pepper?

What's wrong with my question?

Why are you asking?

Why aren't you?

Why aren't I what?

Why aren't you answering any of our questions??

Why are you asking so many?

Are you saying I can't?

Are YOU saying you can't?

Did I say that?

Who said what?

I think you said something didn't you?

Are you as confused as i think you are?

Isn't that something for you to answer?

Weren't you asked first?

Who asked you?

Why do you want to know?

Maybe cos he's curious?

Didn't curiosity kill the cat?

Aren't you the one who is curious?

Aren't you bored asking these questions?

Are you?

Am I?

Aren't you?

Am I?

...

How am I supposed to know?

how could you not know?

Why is that surprising?

Why is what surprising?

How should I know?

weren't we all told about it?

I can't remember.... when?

why cant you remember?

Didn't you know I have an atrocious memory?

Whats an atrocious memory?

Would you believe I can't remember?

surely thats unforgettable?

don't you remember when it became unforgettable?

Did you spell unforgettable correctly?

Did you?

What are you spelling?

Need a dictionary?

Do you have one?

Want me to check?

check where?

Why should where matter to you?

do you really care whether it does or not?

Who cares?

About what?

The question?

What question?

Was it the meaning of life?

Animal or plant life?

Does "Animal" include single cell organisms?

Are you discriminating against single and multi-cell organisms?

why are people always assuming that single cell organisms are not animals?

do single cell animals/organisms wage thermonuclear war on each other?

does the ability to wage thermonuclear war have to be the ultimate authoritative test of animal group membership?

why would the ability to wage thermonuclear war be the ultimate authoratiative test of animal group membership?

why do you challenge a question that seeks to clarify your own question?

is it wrong to seek clarification to my own question?

Who's asking?

Why?

Who asked you?

Why do you need to know that?

Are you with the Secret Service?

Are you?

What if I'm not allowed to answer that?

I don't know, what if you're not?

errrrrmmmm.... Do I need a lawyer?

Do you need one?

Do you know a good one?

Is there such a thing as a good lawyer?

Can anyone define"good"?

Are you asking a rhetorical question? (oh crap, another sys exception error coming up)

What is a system exception?

Do you even know what they intarweb is?

What is intarweb?

What is they?

Are you a conspiracy theorist?

Who's asking?

Have you heard of Sector 7?

Is sector 7 in Missouri?

Didn't sector 7 make an appearance in Transformers?

How do you make an appearance in Transformers

How do you answer that question with a question?

Wouldn't you ask them if they've actually SEEN Transformers?

I don't know, would you?

isn't it obvious?

Isn't WHAT obvious?

Why is WHAT capitalised?

WHY can't it be?

Is this a campaign to introduce capitalisation on key words?

Why ask me?

isn't it logical to ask you?

What is logic?

Indeed, What, is Knowledge.?

is Knowledge something that gives someone who has knowledge power over those who don't have knowledge?

Why are you asking me, a known idiot?

Nah.... knowledge is just something overrated... isn't it?

Is it?

Do the rules of this game allow an answer to be made  - Nah.... knowledge is just something overrated - and then turn it into a rhetorical question - isn't it?

Haven't you heard this - Knowledge, without understanding, is nothing?

Why not Arthur? Does it not classify as a question?

Should a question contain a statement first, then the query or should the query be made and then supported by a subsequent  statement?

Can I just say this is getting too confused for me?

Can You?

Didn't I already say it?

What?

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

When would you be doing this exactly? (I could make a suggestion)

I think you are suppose to let them be drunk and sing (at least in my experience), right?

Is drunken singing a good thing?

Surely it can't be better than drunken listening?

Why not?

Is being drunk listening to a drunken sailor singing something we'd want to be doing?

Depends.... which song is he singing?

Any requests while I get drunk?

can I request that you don't sing?

Can I request the song you sing when you get drunk?

Can I use sheet music?

Wouldn't shite music be more appropriate?

Can a drunken sailor see sheet music let alone shite music?

Why are sailors drunken?

Back then, wouldn't you want to have been?

Why wouldn't I want to be drunk now?

Why wouldn't you?

where is the rum!?

Is the mainbrace to be spliced then me harties?

Does this mean that this game is over now that everyone is drunk and asleep?

Though it is morning now, will there be drinking later?

Which spirit goes with coffee?

Have you heard of Bailey's and coffee?

Can you believe I have?

I don't understand why people wouldn't out Baileys in there coffee?

Coffee flavoured Bailey's?

Isn't Baileys regarded as "Sheilah's booz"?

really? Can you believe that I've not heard of that association?

Which association?

weren't you telling us about Baileys?

Who was?

Do I look like I know?

What do you think you look like?

Is this game still going on????

What game?

This is a game?

You did not know that?

Why else would I ask?

Ask what?

Now, you're playing with me, aren't you, you little minx?

is it nice to be played with by Kaz22?

And how exactly would you know!?

Supplementary question: What is the point of the mixer on the Windows Media player, when clearing wax from your ears? It mixes nothing much. Or am I already deaf?

How could any of you know what its like to be played with Kaz from thousands of miles away?

Wouldn't it be correct for you to assume that Kaz? did you not see my question to John Robie?

Who would ever read what Arthur types?

So I'm wasting my time posting on here?

Sorry Kaz22 can you repeat that?

Oh did I offend Authur?

Can I have a cuppa coffee please?

Like this one?!

Why do they need to make them so fancy?

How could anyone bring themselves to drink that?

Why wouldn't you, it's a coffee?

Does anyone out there grind beans to make coffee?

Is it worth it any more?

are you asking me if grinding beans is worth it or are you refering to something else being worth it?

How do you answer a question about beans?

Coffee beans or Java Beans?

Are you being picky?

When isn't Arthur being picky?

Do you mean picky as in wanting to get an answer or picky as in something like picking sores?

Isn't the latter more sadistic than picky?

Doesn't that depend on who's sores they are? (yeuch!)

where are the sores?

Depends, is it like the Azores?

did the Azores get it's name from a drunken sailor trying to tell the ships surgeon that he's got sores on his arse?

Why would the drunken sailor have a sore on his ass?

Why would a drunken sailor care about his arse?

Because donkeys are living things too?

do you know a donkey with Azores?

Donkey who?

Are we now talking about Don Quixote?

Quixote was a drunk?

Do you think he used to drink to hide the irritation of his Azores?

No, don't you think he was more Quixotic than that?

Or more exotic?

Is he the one responsible for the "Last Post" thread failing to load?

Will anyone win the Last Post Game?

Are you worried?

Are you?

Are who?

Who's worried?

Do you think JR is worried?

wouldn't it be rather sad to be worried about the outcome of a "game" like last post?

Does JR have a life?

(Gosh such rudeness)

Do you have a spare life you don't need?

Is Kaz a cat?

What kind of cat would she be if she was?

What kind of cat would you like to be?

Wouldn't it be nice to be the same type of cat as Kaz might well be....?

Did she say she was a snow leopard?

Why is Kaz referring to herself in the third person? Or is that fourth?

Isn't is the second person?

What happened to the second person?

Who is the second person?

Why are you asking?

is it not good to be asked?

Is it not?

if it is not, can we assume that not is the correct response?

What is not the correct response?

Is there such a thing as correct response in this case?

Is there a correct question?

Is there even the notion of correct then?

By extension is there a notion of incorrect?

What is incorrect?

Is something wrong?

Why would anything be wrong?

Aren't you asking because there is?

Aren't you asking because it is a game?

Are you asking if it's a game?

Why would anyone not know whether it's a game or not?

It wasn't me asking, was it?

Oh dear, are you having a senior episode?

What are we doing again?

Have we done this before?

Who are you?

Are we still talking about The Doctor?

Doctor who?

Who is a doctor?

isn't that what JR said?

Why would you think that?

Think what?

Isn't it obvious?

What is obvious?

Do we have to spend the next 200,000 posts asking what is plainly obvious to those who have seen it?

I don't know, do we?

Can we?

Should we?

Why not?

Why not what?

perhaps cause we have nothing better to do?

Who has nothing better to do?

Is this game still amusing?

What does everyone else have to say?

Was it amusing when it started?

does this game end if someone makes a statement instead of a question?

Doesn't that depend on the rules of the game?

Aren't these the rules:

"Answer each question with a question of your own.  If the question is too much of a non sequitor or too similar to a previous question, you lose." ?

That being the case, how is a loser judged against these rules (i.e. what is the measurement of "too much a non-sequitor or too similar  to a previous question")...?

Who gets to judge them?

Wouldn't that be someone who knows and understands the rules?

Who understands the rules?

Who wrote them?

Who cares about rules??

What rules?

aren't rules another means of inhibition?

are we now suggesting that the rules are ignored because we might be considered to be inhibited?

What other rules might we use?

any suggestions?

Suggestions for what? Rules or inhibitions?

Who is responsible for for deciding on whether it's rules or inhibitions?

Anyone wanna volunteer?

isn't volunteering for something a bit dangerous these days?

Why? Are you scared? Of what?

Why do you think I'm scared of something simply because I ask if it is a bit dangerous to volunteer for something?

Wasn't that obvious?

what makes you think that because you've written something that it's meaning would be obvious to the reader?

What makes you think that? How do you know we understand what that means?

why, when I refer to "the reader" would you think that a 3rd party reference would refer to me in particular?

Why are we discussing semantics?

what is a semantic?

What is a '?'  ?

Who would think of that?

Who's asking?

Are you asking?

Why?

Why what?

What?

Are we now reduced to quibbling about what who and why instead of asking non-quibble questions?

Er....yes?

What are non-quibble questions?

What are quibble questions?

What is a quibble?

Aren't they those fecund little  furry animals from Star Trek?

How can anyone watch Star Trek?

*ducks*

How can anyone not watch Star Trek?

How dare she ask?

Who would complain about watching Star Wars?

Who was talking about Star wars?

Wasn't it you?

Who?

Do you have a bad memory too?

Oh Gawd, do I really care anymore?

Is there a Gawd?

Did I not make myself clear?

Where and when did you do that?

Can't you read?

Can't you explain?

Why should I?

Why can't you?

Why do you care?

Why shouldn't I?

Why should I ?

who is I?

Didn't Descartes answer that already?

Who is Descartes?

Haven't you heard of him?

Heard of whom?

isn't this just a load of old bollocks?

Didn't I allude to that already ?

What is wrong with bollocks?

if someone "alludes" does that mean they've created an "allusion"?

When will this end??

Is that a rhetorical question or do you actually want this nonsense to end?

is it really nonsense?

Would it really end on Morgan's say so?

Does anyone disagree?

How could we not?

How could we let this end??

Isn't this the most wonderful game ever?

hmmmm.... should I agree with you?

Are you capable of thinking for yourself?

What do you think?

What does Morgan think?

Who really thinks?

Do the budgies think?

Why should we care?

Wouldn't the world be a better place if we cared about things?

Would it?

Wasn't my question clear enough to ask if it would?

Is it ever clear enough?

What is clear enough?

Is it ever just enough to be clear?

What is enough?

Didn't I ask that already?

Can we not repeat?

Repeat what?

Will anyone deviate from the repeat question?

I don't know, will they?

will they or will they not repeat or deviate from non deviations or from stuff that is unrepeatable?

I just want to know, is there going to be pie?

is this constant craving for pie some sort of deviant activity?

PIE ?

What's with the sudden obsession with pie?

Why? Have you got a problem with pie?

Do you have a hidden pie agenda?

Don't you like pie?

What's the big deal abt pie?

Don't you think that "the pie is the limit"? *groan*

(ROFL)

Doesn't everyone agree?

or that this has become a bit "pie in the eye"?

has Noel Godin been at it again?

Who's Noel Godin?

Isn't he the Belgian idiot who chucks erasmic filled pies at Bill Gates (or something)?

With my "pies" didn't I get the topics moving?

?

Is that the topic "with a hazelnut in every bite"?

Can you have hazelnut pie?

Wouldn't that be lovely?

Wouln't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?

haven't you ever been there?  http://www.cadburyworld.co.uk/EN/CWORLD/Experience/

Was it your intention to give me an earworm??

what earworm?

You don't know what a earworm is?

Are earworms native to Australia?

What would be their native habitat?

What is a habitat?

why wouldn't you know one if you've lived in one your whole life?

Isn't Habitat one of those shops where you pay 500% over the top for everything because it's supposed to be trendy?

It's very trendy, how could you not call it trendy?

Because it isn't?

Is trendy over rated?

Is Trendy a condition or a girls name, like Wendy?

Have you ever been to Wendy's?

Why would I want to inflict severe damage on my digestive system by going to Wendys?

Did AR eat the wrong thing when he went to Wendy's?

Who is AR?

Is he some old guy from England?

How many buses does england have?

Do you have to count them twice?

May I borrow an abacus?

Don't you have fingers?

Are fingers overrated?

Are thumbs fingers?

Are women really who they think they are?

How longs a piece of string?

Eh?

Why have I taken such a long time to come back to this game?

Yeah, where the hell have you been?

Well, how far away is the Edge of the Galaxy?

Does the galaxy actually exist or is it just a figment of our imagination?

What is the edge of Galaxy?

Is there a Starbucks there?

Do you think iPhones would be available at the edge of the Galaxy?

(Note: Once you've seen this, my question seems less of a non-sequitor.)

haha! Will Starbucks ever go out of business?

Shock! Horror! Has Milliway's been taken over by Starbucks???

How long is the Milliway?

A miliyear long?

What is a milli year?

Why was the message removed?

Is Insaneguy shy?

or is shyguy insane?

What makes him insane?

How would one who is insane define insane?

Will you accept "Northern Territorian behaviour"?

What is your definition of behavior?

What's with all the questions?

Uh, what is this game called?

Is that a trick question?

What's a trick question?

How many bananas in a bunch of grapes?

Whats a question?

Is it something to do with bananas?

Do bananas come from the same place babies do?

 

What sort of babies?

Is there any other apart from the crying, eating, pooping kind?

Have you never seen "baby beets", baby carrots" and other stuff like that in the shops...?

Haven't you heard them cry when you throw them into a pot of boiling water?

Was I supposed to be listening?

Do you cover your ears when  you cook?

Doesn't everyone?

Why would they?

I give in, why would they?

Who would give in?

Who would rather tell their spouse the truth?

Who's spouse is that?

Why does my spouse need to know the truth?

Don't you remember?

Remember what?  (is this leading to a senior moment?)

Why can't AD remember?

How many brain cellls has he lost?

Could anyone know?

How could anyone know?

What would be classed as detrimental brain damage?

Why do you expect anyone suffering from brain damage to understand all these big words?

What do all these words mean?

Who cares?

Do we say "Who Cares Wins"?

Don't we all care?

Do we?

Do you mean "do we" as in "do we do it" or "do we" as in the action of "doing we"?

Who needs to wee?

Does Ruski need to wee?

Can someone direct him to the nearest gents?

Is there a bathroom in the building?

Do you wee in your bath????

Didn't madonna say that was good for your feet?

Which madonna?

What other kind is there?

The religious kind?

Really, what IS religion?

Really, what IS religion?

Do I have to answer that twice?

Do you see a reason why you shouldn't?

No. Where should I be looking?

On the shelf?

Would that be the continental or book variety?

Why are you bringing up variety shows?

Why do variety shows bring up my dinner?

Have you tried watching the shows before you have your dinner?

Or having your dinner while you watch your shows?

Does Ruskie do his own shows?

....Or did you mean to say shoes?

Why would I mean shoes when I was talking abt dinner?

What am I to understand about your question to Ruskie about "watching your shows"?.  Does that not mean watching shows he created?

Couldn't it just be shows he watches?

Might it not have helped to reduce confusion if you'd said it like that in the first place?

Is the cause of the confusion with the writer or the reader?

why would the writer be confused?

Why am I confused?

Why are you confused?

why am i asking questions?

Are you scared of asking questions?

Who is scared of the big bad wolf?

Who did the big bad wolf eat again?

Did the big bad wolf eat someone twice?

Do we care if the big bad wolf ate someone?

WTF!? Is this game still going?

All this is a bit beneath you then Mr Robie?

Has Mr Robie emerged from his cave?

Where has dear old JR gone too?

Who else went?

Can I go?

When do we get there?

Are we there yet?

Where is there?

Where is where?

Is where a person or a place?

Will someone be kind enough to make me a cup of tea please?

Why would you ask for tea over coffee?

Are you presuming that because you prefer coffee that everyone should drink it and never have tea?

How was that a presumption?

If it wasn't a presumption then what was it?

Don't you see it was just a question?

Or was it?

Was it not one of Deks famous "I love coffee" rants?

where's the I love coffee rant?

Come to think of it, where's the coffee??
 

Is it under your desk?

Is that the best place to store coffee?

most jailmates would say no, (did i just make a gay joke reference?)

Where's the question? Did he just break the question game??

how could you not notice the question in my previous statement?

was it that obvious?

Does a question in brackets count?

how couldn't it?

Without the aid of fingers or an abacus, how could it count?

Does it have a thought-controlled calculator?

...can it even think?

 

What are we talking about again?

Who is again?

Who was before?

Are you sure it was a who and not a what?

Who can be sure of anything these days??

Do we have to be sure of anything?

Are you an existentialist?

Have you been playing that word game with the rice?

Who in their right mind plays games with rice?

Who has left their mind on games of rice?

Could it be Super-King?

How can a king get any more super than he already is?

How is a king super?

Where can I get some king size soup(er)?

I think I just lost.
 

Why do you think you lost?

Who lost you?

Someone lost me?

Is it possible to lose the crazy one?

How should I know? I've never lost myself have I?

Do you mean you have never "discovered yourself"...?

Do you think I am Christopher Columbus?

Are you saying that you are not Christopher Columbus?

When have I said otherwise?

What? Are you saying I'm putting words in your mouth?

Well, are you?

How exactly are words fitted into someones mouth?

Can I answer Mr Dent's question and therefore end the game?

Do you think we'll want to start a new topic called 'Question Game 2' if you end this one?

But who's going to start the new topic?

Any volunteers?

why dont i start a new one?. (notice i didnt end this one but made a question/statement)

Didn't you already do that?

Why don't I really care?