Answer each question with a question of your own.  If the question is too much of a non sequitor or too similar to a previous question, you lose.

What are you doing here? 

I asked you first!

OK Mitch, you already lost.

Do you want to play again? 

Isn't that obvious?

Is it?

Why shouldn't it be?

I dunno, do you?

If I did would I be asking?

How am I supposed to know?

Are you that dense?

Did you surmise otherwise?

How could I surmise anything different?

Why all the surmising?

What would you have us do instead?

Have you no Ideas yourself?

Haven't my ideas got us in this mess to begin with?

Shouldn't you get us out then?

Wouldn't you just love that?

How would you know what I love?

How could I not?

Why can't you answer the question?

Why don't you ask your dog?

Where is my dog anyway?

Do you have a dog?

What kind of question is that?

Do you think that deserves an answer?

Why wouldn't it?

How low do you think I will descend?

That seems like a non sequitor to me.

What were you doing with that eggbeater, a hubcap and an elephant? 

Are you sure that's an eggbeater?

There's no eggbeater here, are you on drugs?

Do you have any?

NO!

 ......can you meet me out back in 10 minutes? 

Will that get me into trouble?

Are you looking for trouble?

Isn't 5thWall always looking for trouble?

Isn't everyone?

Why do you say everyone?

Because isn't life really boring without trouble?

But isn't trouble usually very boring?

Don't you think no trouble is more boring?

Were you really expecting an answer to that?

Why do you ask?

Anyone else wondering?

Wondering what?

What else?

Should there be anything else?

Why shouldn't there? Isn't variety the spice of life?

Didn't you tell me that thyme is the spice of life?

That sounds like a made up fact doesn't it?

And who, apart from Jamie whatisname, even uses thyme?

Isn't thyme a herb?

I'm not sure, did you look it up?

Well, where's that book-of-infinite-knowledge you didn't get me for Christmas this year drdec?

Probably still in the catalogue then?

Do you think it's fixing my dreadful lack in that regard whilst in the catalogue?

I seriously doubt it.... wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you what?

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

A pepper what?

What's a pepper?

What's a pepper?

What's wrong with my question?

Why are you asking?

Why aren't you?

Why aren't I what?

Why aren't you answering any of our questions??

Why are you asking so many?

Are you saying I can't?

Are YOU saying you can't?

Did I say that?

Who said what?

I think you said something didn't you?

Are you as confused as i think you are?

Isn't that something for you to answer?

Weren't you asked first?

Who asked you?

Why do you want to know?

Maybe cos he's curious?

Didn't curiosity kill the cat?

Aren't you the one who is curious?

Aren't you bored asking these questions?

Are you?

Am I?

Aren't you?

Am I?

...

How am I supposed to know?

how could you not know?

Why is that surprising?

Why is what surprising?

How should I know?

weren't we all told about it?

I can't remember.... when?

why cant you remember?

Didn't you know I have an atrocious memory?

Whats an atrocious memory?

Would you believe I can't remember?

surely thats unforgettable?

don't you remember when it became unforgettable?

Did you spell unforgettable correctly?

Did you?

What are you spelling?

Need a dictionary?

Do you have one?

Want me to check?

check where?

Why should where matter to you?

do you really care whether it does or not?

Who cares?

About what?

The question?

What question?

Was it the meaning of life?

Animal or plant life?

Does "Animal" include single cell organisms?

Are you discriminating against single and multi-cell organisms?

why are people always assuming that single cell organisms are not animals?

do single cell animals/organisms wage thermonuclear war on each other?

does the ability to wage thermonuclear war have to be the ultimate authoritative test of animal group membership?

why would the ability to wage thermonuclear war be the ultimate authoratiative test of animal group membership?

why do you challenge a question that seeks to clarify your own question?

is it wrong to seek clarification to my own question?

Who's asking?

Why?

Who asked you?

Why do you need to know that?

Are you with the Secret Service?

Are you?

What if I'm not allowed to answer that?

I don't know, what if you're not?

errrrrmmmm.... Do I need a lawyer?

Do you need one?

Do you know a good one?

Is there such a thing as a good lawyer?

Can anyone define"good"?

Are you asking a rhetorical question? (oh crap, another sys exception error coming up)

What is a system exception?

Do you even know what they intarweb is?

What is intarweb?

What is they?

Are you a conspiracy theorist?

Who's asking?

Have you heard of Sector 7?

Is sector 7 in Missouri?

Didn't sector 7 make an appearance in Transformers?

How do you make an appearance in Transformers

How do you answer that question with a question?

Wouldn't you ask them if they've actually SEEN Transformers?

I don't know, would you?

isn't it obvious?

Isn't WHAT obvious?

Why is WHAT capitalised?

WHY can't it be?

Is this a campaign to introduce capitalisation on key words?

Why ask me?

isn't it logical to ask you?

What is logic?

Indeed, What, is Knowledge.?

is Knowledge something that gives someone who has knowledge power over those who don't have knowledge?

Why are you asking me, a known idiot?

Nah.... knowledge is just something overrated... isn't it?

Is it?

Do the rules of this game allow an answer to be made  - Nah.... knowledge is just something overrated - and then turn it into a rhetorical question - isn't it?

Haven't you heard this - Knowledge, without understanding, is nothing?

Why not Arthur? Does it not classify as a question?

Should a question contain a statement first, then the query or should the query be made and then supported by a subsequent  statement?

Can I just say this is getting too confused for me?

Can You?

Didn't I already say it?

What?

What shall we do with the drunken sailor?

When would you be doing this exactly? (I could make a suggestion)

I think you are suppose to let them be drunk and sing (at least in my experience), right?

Is drunken singing a good thing?

Surely it can't be better than drunken listening?

Why not?

Is being drunk listening to a drunken sailor singing something we'd want to be doing?

Depends.... which song is he singing?

Any requests while I get drunk?

can I request that you don't sing?

Can I request the song you sing when you get drunk?

Can I use sheet music?

Wouldn't shite music be more appropriate?

Can a drunken sailor see sheet music let alone shite music?

Why are sailors drunken?

Back then, wouldn't you want to have been?

Why wouldn't I want to be drunk now?

Why wouldn't you?

where is the rum!?

Is the mainbrace to be spliced then me harties?

Does this mean that this game is over now that everyone is drunk and asleep?

Though it is morning now, will there be drinking later?

Which spirit goes with coffee?

Have you heard of Bailey's and coffee?

Can you believe I have?

I don't understand why people wouldn't out Baileys in there coffee?

Coffee flavoured Bailey's?

Isn't Baileys regarded as "Sheilah's booz"?

really? Can you believe that I've not heard of that association?

Which association?

weren't you telling us about Baileys?

Who was?

Do I look like I know?

What do you think you look like?

Is this game still going on????

What game?

This is a game?

You did not know that?

Why else would I ask?

Ask what?

Now, you're playing with me, aren't you, you little minx?

is it nice to be played with by Kaz22?

And how exactly would you know!?

Supplementary question: What is the point of the mixer on the Windows Media player, when clearing wax from your ears? It mixes nothing much. Or am I already deaf?

How could any of you know what its like to be played with Kaz from thousands of miles away?

Wouldn't it be correct for you to assume that Kaz? did you not see my question to John Robie?

Who would ever read what Arthur types?

So I'm wasting my time posting on here?

Sorry Kaz22 can you repeat that?

Oh did I offend Authur?

Can I have a cuppa coffee please?

Like this one?!

Why do they need to make them so fancy?

How could anyone bring themselves to drink that?

Why wouldn't you, it's a coffee?

Does anyone out there grind beans to make coffee?

Is it worth it any more?

are you asking me if grinding beans is worth it or are you refering to something else being worth it?

How do you answer a question about beans?

Coffee beans or Java Beans?

Are you being picky?

When isn't Arthur being picky?

Do you mean picky as in wanting to get an answer or picky as in something like picking sores?

Isn't the latter more sadistic than picky?

Doesn't that depend on who's sores they are? (yeuch!)

where are the sores?

Depends, is it like the Azores?

did the Azores get it's name from a drunken sailor trying to tell the ships surgeon that he's got sores on his arse?

Why would the drunken sailor have a sore on his ass?

Why would a drunken sailor care about his arse?

Because donkeys are living things too?

do you know a donkey with Azores?

Donkey who?

Are we now talking about Don Quixote?

Quixote was a drunk?

Do you think he used to drink to hide the irritation of his Azores?

No, don't you think he was more Quixotic than that?

Or more exotic?

Is he the one responsible for the "Last Post" thread failing to load?