OK, the idea of this one is that you have to increase the boast from the previous message and on and on.

When the boast get's too large/silly/whatever, then you can start a new boast. But the new boast has to be a real one, e.g. something you have done. After that they can just go crazy.

I'll go first.

I'm a sports hero. I once hit three free throws (goals/buckets) to win a game in under 18 mens championships. Beat that.

Oh yeah well I was nominated as an All American Female College Sailor in 2004 and was Number one in the all district female sailing team. Beat that!

I was the coach of both Mick's and Kaz's teams

Dek was one of my coaching students...

Being the star student that I am, it was thru my performance that Arthur gained his reputation

Well! Without me none of this would have been possible. I was the one who taught Arthur to breath again after his fatal scuba-diving accident.

None of that would have been necessary if I hadn't sabotaged Arthur's oxygen tanks ...

Ruski of course was paid off by me for $48,289 to do the dirty work.

I loaned Mick the money to pay off Ruski

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!

That's not a boast.

New boast. Kaz you have to start.
 

I was State champion on the beam in gymnastics in high school, beat that!
 

I was national chess champion at university and beat a Russian and a Chinawoman on the way to the title.

I was the Inter-Planetary chess champion and knocked over the champions from Saturn, Neptune and the Sun.

Pah! I AM the inter-galactic chess champion.

I have also represented my country at a senior level...

I've represented the galaxy in a few sports

i didn't think being crazy was a sport.

I am the 4 time  trans-dimensional 3d chess champion.
 

Well I invented chess!

And I'm Necessity

I've forgotten more about everything than everyone else combined will ever know.

I'm the one who hit Arthur on the head to make him forget

You wouldn't have known how to do that properly unless you'd been shown by me...

I taught AD how to hit himself on the head so that he could forget everything

And since then I've improved the technique you taught me to the point where I can beat myself into a cabbage-like state and no-one can tell the difference.

I have a bigger cock that anyone here

I saw that comment on my notifier and went

"Hey, JR, that's way out of line."

Then when I swarmed in, I laughed.

I laughed so hard it made my sides hurt. (<----boast)
 

Someone has to get the ball rolling on these dullard topics....

And that is me.....I AM THE ONE
 

GOD!! I leave you guys alone for a couple o' weeks and how boring does it get?

Well, it's your fault for leaving! grrrrrr

Why am I not surprised that J.R. has pulled out the big cock yet again

I'm not surprised that you're not surprised. I know you were commenting on seeing it popping up around Tangler yesterday.

I bet we see the cock in the local paper soon. (<---- boast)
 

yeah well ill put it into my to do list since im a journalist