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bluegirlCos you have a yeast addiction.
Why are coins still in circulation?
because we don't want to put the poor coinmakers out of work.
who invented ice cream?
Mr Ice cream. Yeah, he named it after himself, surprise surprise
Why did he invent ice cream?
he liked to ride around in a truck with creepy music playing to attract children.........he needed a cover.
what did the flower say to the bee?
"Honey!"
What did the dog say when he barked at the car?
woof! a car! woof!
what is at the end of the rainbow?
Swamp
Where do stars come from?
my belly button.
is the moon really made of cheese?
No, actually, it's cheesecake, but it's been kept a secret cos they don't want sweet-toothed humans flocking over there.
What's the sun made of?
actually, the sun is made of cheese.....velveeta.
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
10 cm
Why do people yell?
Because they can't bark.
Why does most of my questions suck?
because my questions are just so amazing......i've raised the bar.
(seriously, it's a joke
)
why is fire hot? (see, proof of my above joke.)
The moving particles in the fire move the air particles around it. This is a really violent process, and thus heat is created as a by-product.
Why are the gods so mean?
because the power has gone to their heads.
which came first the chicken or the egg?
The feather.
Which came first - the corpse or the bugs? 
bugs
who killed the corpse?
me
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what are you going to do about it?
Feed the corpse to the bugs
Why are weeds more hardy than normal plants?
Because they are always in Delta
Whats been wrong with my brain lately?
It hasn't had enough wind
What makes windmills mill?
The sun.
What makes Tangler Tangle?
Secret Tangly goodness. I could tell you... but, you know...
What would make Tangler Tango?
A Tingler. Want the blueprint?
Why isn't Tangler in Delta instead of Beta?
it wants to avoid any accidental association with Delta Goodrem
why must I work on weekends?
because you're skills are so desired.
when did dragons become extinct?
When you showed up.
When were the average IQ of the americans closest to 100?
When the butterfly flapped its wings on the other side of the Earth.
Why didn't I realise until now that the party we had tonight was actually for me?
Because nobody told you.
Why wasn't I there?
because people know better than to invite you to a party.
the real question is why wasn't i invited?
Well, obviously someone wasn't doing their job...
Why do birds flap their wings when standing on the ground?
they forget they are still on the ground.........bird brains.
why don't elephants forget?
Because their brains are to big.
Why am I going to start a (fake) flamewar against bluegirl?
because your mean.
why doesn't natanael like me?
Because Natanael thinks it's fun.
where's your question?
Where is what? What do you talk about? What do you mean?
i refuse to answer the question on the grounds it might incriminate me.
where do you live, nat?
One the moon.
Where do you live, blue little girl?
wow- we are neighbors i live on that star across the way.
why do flowers smell?
Because dogs have been draining their bladders on them.
Why does trees not smell?
because they don't have noses.
why can't i figure out how to embed a picture?
Because you are blind.
Why don't you understand what I mean when I tell you how to embedd?
i do. i'm clicking the picture icon..it says to enter the picture url. i enter it, i click submit, i click send and see nothing.
what is wrong with me?
Your nose.
Ask Dek.
Why won't everything just work?
because machines hate me.
why does this seem so simple when it's not?
Because the illusionists wants too.
Why, why why!?
because, because, because!
when, where, who?
You!
Where did this thing come from?
your ear.
what the heck is that thing?
Your gadget.
Where is it?
it's top secret.
what's it called?
Classified again.
Why does you have it?
because i'm special.
did you want to borrow it?
Yes, indeed.
Why did it come from my ear?
because you haven't cleaned your ears in a long time.
how can i say goodbye?
By screaming.
Why won't I accept that you are leaving for today (or whatever time zone it is where you are)?
because you've become attached to me. (i'll be back later.....if i ever leave, that is.)
have you given up on the flaming idea?
No! You crappy traitor!
Are you rotfloling?
yes.
are you?
Ó.ò ... Now I am!
Why are you jumping?
i'm jumping off the computer.
i really have to go.
will you be back later today/tonight/whenever?
Nope! (Erronous information!)
Why is this boring now?
Because boring is the new exciting.
Why can't people levitate?
Because the planets will feel threatened.
Why do I find some people so irritating?
Because they are actually actors presented to you at different points in your life to test you.... to be reviewed after you die.
Wasn't the Earth flat at one point?
Because then the moon would be sad.
Why can't IP-telephony always work perfectly?
Because IP stands for Impossible Phonecall.
Who invented the nose hair trimmer?
cousin itt.
why are hearts depicted like this:
?
Because the real ones are way to messy.
Why is the sun hot?
because it is just soooo attractive.
how can a game that i thought was so great when i was a kid, be soooooo boring now?
Because you were stupid.
When did wearing pants half off your ass become popular (ala rappers)?
Because you were stupid.
When did wearing pants half off your ass become popular (ala rappers)?
because belts are out of fashion.
why did jason post twice in one post?
Because Jasons computer has multiple personality disorder.
Why is my girlfriends eye swollen and we have to go the emergency room soon? (ps. i did not hit her...again)
because she looked upon your face once too often.
why am i playing a 3rd round of candyland? (ugh!)
Because Jason made you.
Why did Jason just appear here?
Because a bluegirl told me.
Why do all the jaw sequels suck?
Jaws
Because you were in them.
Why can't I stay for another 30 minutes?
because you want to make me sad.
why can't you stay for another 30 minutes?
Because I want to make you sad.
Why is Jason a stranger to me?
because he's pretty strange.
why do you want to make me sad?
Because you are green.
Why does Firefox rock?
because i hate explorer.
how can i meet more people?
By breathing on them.
Why can't bluegirl keep up in my pace?
cause i'm old (and have a 3year old clinging to me)
why do i need to keep up with your pace?
Because the international DNS server will ban you otherwise.
Why is it fun to make up this kind of stuff?
because we are too silly.
why is it so fun to meet people anonymously online?
Because then you can shut down your computer when other people appear so that they wont suspect anything and you'll never "get caught" in embarrasing situations, such as if you, that's probably +30, would "get caught" talking to me, a 17 year old swedish kid.
Oh, wait - that's the truth.
Eerhm... Because flowers are cute. xD
(Did I make you laugh IRL now?)
yes!
why do you think i'm over 30?
Cos you said so?
which would win in a showdown - a shark or a crocodile?
a buffalo.
how many cabs are there in new york
3. If you see more then you are hallucinating.
Why is candy great?
who cares? just give me some.
where is the best place to get a hamburger?
China, because they have som many hamburger places that statisically one of them have to be the best one in the world.
Where is the best place in the world to get 8 hours of sleep every night?
your bed. 
why can't i get 8 hours of sleep every night?
Cos you sleep on the couch.
Why is it so hard to wake up?
Because the midgets are giving you sleeping pills.
Why can't I have unlimited time?
because you refuse to pay the extra money for the unlimited plan.
why, oh why?
Cos the cows came home.
Which would win a showdown between a pelican and a seagull?
Gullican.
What does the color grey taste like?
Mix water with 1 tbsp of sugar and 1/2 teaspoon of salt. Drink it. That's what grey tastes like
Why do we have toenails?
To hide the majority of our ugly toes.
Why am I always hungry?
Cos you've got an alien hiding in your tummy which eats all the food.
Why do we go thru the hassle of cooking fancy stuff to feed ourselves?
Because we thinks that aliens will show up and kill us if our food don't look great before we eat it.
Why do I have +50 addons installed on Firefox?
Cos you can't subtract.
Why does Natanael always ask us about his computer?
because natanael is a cyborg and wants to assimilate us all.
why can't i send in this job application that has been sitting on my "desk" for a few weeks?
Because it's work-related and you are forgiven for putting it aside.
why do I have a bruise on my arm that's half the size of my palm?
Because your teddy bear has been smacking you while you sleep.
Why is watching Legally Blonde II making me feel like killing someone?
do i really need to answer that question?
Yes!
What is the cure for fever?
(nice move there with an answer and question all in one!
)
feed it................................
or is it starve it?
(i'm not trying to cheat....it's just working out this way
)
Feed it and then purge it all.
Who works for the CIA?
........sssshhhhhh!
how did you get that information?
He Yahoo-ed it.
Why do people hate banks?
because the rivers they are often attached to are smelly.
Why hasn't the bruise on my arm gone away yet?
because you keep poking it to see if it hurts.
why do feet smell bad?
Because noses don't like feet. It's an ongoing rivalry from the beginning of time
Why is there a chill in the air?
because the air is so cool and laid back.......you know......chill.
when is the next solar eclipse?
When ducks go over the moon.
Who here likes Homestar Runner?
The person two posts after me.
Which is the hardest button to button?
a mushroom.
What is the Causeway?
The opposite of Effectway.
Why does gravity work?
because they resolved their labor issues and ended the strike.
when will the war end?
When snakes and mongoose (mongeese?) become friends.
When will I wake up?
After they inject a memory-wiping chemical into your bloodstream 
Why does the owner want to sell my apartment?
cold hard cash.
why is our dvd player broken?
It mimics Michael Jacksons nose.
Why was the first season of Prison Break the best one?
i actually haven't seen the show, but i'm assuming they showed wentworth miller's naked torso more often.
weren't his tattoos part of an escape plan?
That's what you were lead to believe.... in truth, his tatoos gave him super powers. Like the rose tattoo - it enabled him to smell like a rose.
How many bad days has Jack Bauer had?
about 6, i think.
has anyone outside of the united states seen the tv show supernatural?
They didn't need to, after seeing the gazillion ads about it.
How can we kill tv commercials?
guns are fast, but poison can be undetectable, if you do the research.
when should i go to bed tonight?
You are already asleep.
What does 'feeling restless' mean?
They don't feel when they are resting.
Why is so little hardware GNU/Linux compatible out-of-box?
Cos they both have an N and a U in their names.
Why is Outlook called Outlook?
because it looks out.
who invented soap?
Mr Paos
What did people use before soap?
their hands.......they rubbed really hard.
what is your favorite band?
Elastic bands are pretty good for shooting paper bullets....
What was the first person to pierce their body thinking?
they were trying to think of ways to piss off mom.
what do you think they pierced?
Their finger.
Why do chimneys come out of roofs?
because if they came out of cellar's there would be a lot more house fires.
are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
They're actually all black. What we see as white are their invisible bits.
Why is Latin harder than French?
because french is such a wimp.
how do you teach someone to whistle?
Keep whistling around them. They'll get jealous/tempted enough to try it themselves.
Why am I suddenly feeling so pissy?
your bladder is full.
when will i meet the (new) "one"?
Here you go: 
*In introduction voice* One, bluegirl. Bluegirl, this is one.
Where does Neo live?
(aw....thanks)
in your head.
why is the fun starting just when i have to go to bed?
Because fun lives on the dark side, so it is only natural that fun and sleep would clash.
Why won't people just sit and play cards and hang out with me?
i would totally be into that.
why don't we both live on the same side of the planet.
Cos you've been avoiding me.
What's the best place to live?
in your dreams.
what is the worst place to live?
Under a desk.
What is the dustiest spot in your house?
it feels like inside my nostrils (now that i'm living in the desert......well the suburbs of the desert).
what is your most ticklish spot?
My fingernails.
Where does dust come from?
the dust bunnies leave it behind.....you don't want to know what it really is.
how much is that doggie in the window?
10 acres of chocolate. That's the only thing the owners want for it.
Why do I want to create enother topic?
because it's just never enough for you.
what topic are you thinking of creating?
"How to make bluegirl vanish"
Why do you like that topic?
because i get to do magic.
when will this happen?
1978
Why am I sad?
Because my laptop won't obey me.
Why does Dek fail on being as geeky as the rest of us (excluding all non-geeks in here)?
becaue she lives in a tree.
Why didn't that question make any sense?
Because you are from the land of windmills.
Why is my answers better than eating a snail?
isn't it obvious?
As obvious as the sun is pink
Why am I aching all over, like I've been in a boxing match?
because you started a "fight club".
when will i get a frickin' job?
When the companies figure out your true genius.
Why do microwaves all keep beeping if you don't get the food out at once?
because they want to drive me crazy! ( i hate that!)
when will i figure out my true genius?
You already have, but the men in black made you forget it.
When will I, will I be famous?
in 2024, but only for about a month......and not for something good.
can anyone recommend a good book?
I recommended a good book once... it didn't get the job
Is SouthPark funny?
No, but NorthLake is.
Bang?
Olufsen
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
natanael stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
ummm.... a black tabby cat?
Why do onions make your eyes water?
because they are just so ugly, i feel sorry for them.
did anyone recognize where my last question came from?
I did, but the cats made me forget it.
Where did that question come from?
I don't know.
where's Bluegirl? (I need answers dammit!)
here i am, singing the theme to shaft. (click 'more info' for lyrics, which kick in at about 2:40)
am i the only person here who knows shaft?
(a great blaxpoitation movie from 1970-i was just a baby)
That's the one with Wesley Snipes in it.
Whatever happened to Wesley Snipes?
he's having tax evasion issues. (not wesley snipes.....richard roundtree-the original shaft)
why do they bother to remake a movie when the end result is going to be crap?
Because they're in the business of churning out crap. (hmmm.... that might not be entirely erroneous
)
Why does dek rock?
because rock beats scissors.
why do girls rule?
Cos they can measure very well.
What is Twitter?
someone who twits.
where are all the good men?
Under the sea.
Where can I meet a royal?
disneyland.
what should i eat?
trees.
when will this week end?
In yesterday.
where is your question, nat?
I ate it.
Who's gonna buy me a cheesecake brownie?
the cheesecake brownie fairy (but she won't have to pay).
why is the tv in the next room so frickin' loud?
Cos there are holes in the wall.
Why are games such good ice breakers?
'cause the boards usually have pretty sharp edges.
why am i still on the computer?
Because you are afraid of heights. But only about a inch or so. Laptop right?
Why is purple the new orange?
Because black killed green.
Where has Jason been all this while?
Hiding out with my pet rock.
Why can't it be warm, jut for one day?
Because we're warm blooded.... a warm day would boil your insides!
Why is it so cold in April!?
Because up there they are trying to frustrate me.
Who really killed President Bush?
shhh. i cannot answer that question on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
what was my occupation in my past life (the most recent one)?
Post Forensic Cleanup.
Why can't people read minds?
i knew you were going to ask that.
why don't you think people can read minds? (you of all people)
Because the world would be in complete chaos if that was possible.
Where was the tree that made the sound that we all heard?
In the forest that doesn't exist anymore.
Who heard the sound?
Joey, the oversized gnome.
What is the average gnome size?
it depends, are you talking about the polish gnome, the scandanavian gnome or the much less elusive north american suburban garden gnome?
the North American Suburban Garden Gnome. Otherwise known as Nasgg.
Dont act like you dont know??
i was just testing you.
when did this pain appear in my wrist?
TADA!
Hurricane, Bicycle, or Vanilla?
i guess i'll begrudgingly have to go with vanilla.
dog, lace or hypedermic needle?
Ill go with Lace.
(this could be a new game. can u start it?)
Red, Toyota, or Thursday ?
Oooh... tough choice bet red and toyota.... Red!
Banana, apple or pear?
strawberry.
did you see this:random threes?
No... I can't read very well.
What is Chat Noir?
this one was mine:
was that is gato negro?
(EEeeeee! How cute!)
A type of cake.
Define evil for me?
take your pick:
define pure for me?
Fluffy, furry and young
How many chips in a choc chip cookie?