Bluegirl said:

^ in a 5star hotel.

< i've got to get to bed soon.

v are you really into camping?

^Not really

<my shoulder is gonna fall off soon

v Have you ever been to a health spa?

^ Nope.
< I wonder...
v ...have you?

^ Don't think so.... I'm actually not quite sure what they are

< Can't decide if I should sleep or stay up

v Are you up late?

^ i was, but now it's late morning.

< i'm sick again, i think i have strep throat.

v what do you think about online dating?

^ I have no thoughts on it honestly.... it works for some, doesn't work for others. It's not the online that's the issue... the problem lies with the dating bit

< I think I'm disillusioned

v Do you think I am?

^ i don't know you very well, but i find you to be quite illusioned.

< i don't know what the heck i'm thinking.

v am i making any sense at all?

^perfect sense to me!

< I'm thinking bluegirl and I need to get to know each other better. She's great company!

v Seriously, why do ppl keep lawns? Mowing is so noisy!

^ i'm with you, sister.

< i feel the same about you, dekrazee1!

v want to come over for a cup of coffee and a chat?

^ Nothing I'd like to do more

< Unfortunately, I now have to go run errands...

v which genius invented errands?

^ A dumbass.

< I hate school...

v What do you think of school?

^ I loved school! Always did.

< Listening to Persian music. I like

v Why do you hate school?

^ I'm complex!

< Wow...

v Would you be surprised if someone just said that out loud and you could hear them?

^ more intrigued than surprised me thinks.

< we're having such weird weather today

v Do you often sit and ponder stuff?

^ sure

< i don't want to walk home

v what are you having for dinner?

^I had a vegetable briyani kinda dish with grilled scallops. All home made!

<I am so cold it's not funny...

v Think it might snow tomorrow?

^ not here in tucson, arizona.

< i need to do something productive.

v seen any good movies, lately?

^ Yeah. I really liked 'Things we lost in the fire' and 'The Kite Runner'

< my eyes hurt so bad today.

v Can a camera capture exactly what you see with your eye?

^ no, they don't have peripheral vision

< it snowed about 100k from us!

v what should i get my best friend for his birthday? (its tomorrow!)

^ Something he'll use. Or socks...

< I hate buying gifts.

v Have you ever recycled gifts?

^ yes, but i don't pretend i bought it myself.

< i'm going to a job fair tomorrow, hopefully i'll find a job.

v will anyone wish me luck?

^ I will for sure! GOOD LUCK!

< is slightly drunk and sending positive wished bluegirl's way

v Anyone wanna chat with me?

^ yeah, but i'm about 13 hours too late.

< it could have been fun, chatting with a 'slightly drunk' dekrazee1.

v how's the squid doing?

^ Still dead They've turned off the webcast for now. Hopefully they'll put up the last few hours of streaming again.

< Slightly drunk dek is very fun, and sometimes says stupid things

v Why does cold weather dry your skin?

^ i wish i knew.

< i'd love to hang out with slightly drunk dek, paired with slightly drunk bluegirl, it would be a regular party.

v why does warm weather also dry out my skin?

^ Because it's warm.

< Gaaaaah........ Why can't I have more time and cash to spend on geeky stuff?

v Why!?

^ Cos it's a waste of money.

< drunk dek and drunk bluegirl would be great!!

v Why am I still bothering to watch Lost?

^because it's a great show!

<please, please, please don't say anything about lost, i tape it and i'm not up to date.

v so dek (or anyone else),   planning a trip to the good old u.s. of a. anytime soon? (we have booze.)

^ I been planning for a loooong time, just not sure when it'll happen

< One of the things on my to do list - road trip around US.

v Has anyone done a road trip from the East coast to the West coast of the US?

^ i always wanted to, but never did.

< maybe i'll do it with my daughter, someday,although it will be a completely different trip than the one i wanted to make when i was younger.

v so do you have any exciting plans for the weekend?

^Just the usual cooking and cleaning nonsense

< I need a distraction. It's been a tough weekend.

v Would you invite people into Tangler?

^ Sure. Already have, in some instances!

< I'm so sick

v where did I get the flu from?

^ i hope you didn't catch it from me, i was sick last week.

< i'm hiding out in my room, because my ex-husband is here and i'm too tired to go out to avoid him.

v does anyone know of a product that removes all traces of ex-husbands?

^ Try Dexter

< Am slowly understanding the physical symptoms of stress

v Should I go back to sleep?

^ absolutely

< i slept too long today

v where can i get a jam donut? 

^ damn it! now i want a donut.

< no, seriously, i want a donut!

v should i go out and get a donut?

^ Why not?

<I'm making a gift for a friend for the first time in ages.

v Do you make gifts for people?

^ I made  my friend a paper crane for his birthday

< that's not the only thing I gave him

v what is your absolute maximum that you would spend on a gift for someone?

^ I have spent close to a $100 I think.

<Money's not an issue if 1. I care for the person and they could use the gift 2. I have it

v Do you buy gifts for people who don't appreciate them?

^ yes, but once i realize they are unappreciated, the gifts get smaller.

< i want a gift.

v does anyone want to make me a gift? (i'll totally appreciate it )

^ I would, but you should know that I work with a set of extremely limited skillz.

< I like homemade gifts. I find that I treasure them much more.

v Got an example of great homemade gifts?

^ Not really.

< These 2 posts are 13 months apart.

v DOEST THAT NOT SHOCK YOU?!

^ holy crap... time flies

< I'm feeling old more and more often these days

v Did you know the Simpsons will be TWENTY this year??

^ I never thought about it but I could have easily worked it out.
< Only 16 years until the next movie...
v Or do you think they'll have stopped making episodes by then?

^ maybe the producers will be dead
< hmm... i'm going to die one day... we all are... *ponders*
v should I go to the pub tonight? that'd make if four days in a row out of one week...

^So that's where you've been! Okay, go, since I'm going out too

<I'M GONNA WATCH THE TRANSFORMERS!!!

v Who is ready for death?

^ i don't think i am..

<ever since my 26 year old cousin died in his sleep, i worry when i doze off.

v who's idea was this topic?

^ Not mine!!

< Stupid PVR better work now.

v Who can't wait for the Ashes?!

^ I'm definitely looking forward
< Maybe I should stop thinking backward
v Who wants to see my pussy?

^ Maybe not... I'm allergic to most cats

< Neck hurty

v Who hates chocolate?

^ People who are extremely retarded.
< I want to be an improv comedian one day...
v Do you think I should start learning and, if I'm ready by then, perform at university?

^Not sure one can learn improv, but you definitely should grasp any opportunity you can to delve into it

< What a day

v Will someone please get dinner ready for me?

^ oath!! Be happy!!!!

< I miss working from random cafes

v Will my experimental dinner be a success tonight?

^ just myself

< Thought up Pork steak with Cayenne pepper with asparagus in cream cheese sauce

v That sounds ok, no?

^ get a job where you can telecommute?

<mmmm noodle soup....

v Do you watch Mad Men?

^ Unless they've started airing series three then I've seen it all so far
< Why is three the magic number?
v How can any sane woman think that David Copperfield is sexy?

^ I used to have a huge crush on him when I was a kid. So no, not a sane woman

< There's magic for ya right there. Copperfield making a comeback. What a blast from the past

v what's the only thing you'd like to see  Copperfield make disappear?

^ What was his wifes name again... you know the cute one,,, well, her clothes...
< I think he was better when he was just a Charles Dickens character
v Did you ever see Lano and Woodley do their homage to him with their "Winnie the Pooh?"

^ No... Wasn't into the Aussie comedy scene when Lano and Woodley were performing

< Still listening to 'I'm so waaAAAaaasted on yooouuuu'

v What does it take to get something you want?

^ a sledgehammer
< although somehow I dont think a sledgehammer will help me
v How much money is too much money?

^ when you're willing to pay for something an amount more than its worth.

< Yeh, no hammer will help me too, unless it comes with a handy hammer-wielding assassin)

v I do believe I've finished my highest priority tasks....

^ What about "living your life"?
< Sometimes I know exactly what to say, sometimes I have no idea whether I should say anything at all.
v Is that normal in humans?

^ Probably.

< Life is always in effect

v Am I coming down with a cold?

^ Might be the dreaded Swine Flu...!.

< Live each day as though it was your last because one day, it will be...

v Does anyone actually care where they were when Jacko died?

^ not at all. In fact, when was that again?

< I be degrumpee1 today

v How can we kill the whole concept of 'celebrity'?

^ Make everyone on Earth famous, maybe?
< ????????????????
v Know what I just said?

^ you said question mark

< Still grumpy

v Can haz dark chocolate?

^ If you want it... (I can't stand the dark kind.)
< The question marks were supposed to be "Garesu Netaru-Samaisu desu!" in katakana, but that system doesn't seem to work with Tangler. This gives me the idea that Tangler uses an ANSI database...
v What did Unicode ever do to the guys who made this site?

^ The site is designed to work with UniCode.

< will have to look into that *sigh*

v Can I scream now?

^ Yeah, I think you can.
< I'm bored...
v ...are you?

^ nope. Just very ill

< I wanna go home and stay in bed

v how can anyone be bored in this day?

^ I'm mostly bored because it's the school holidays.
< I'm not saying school is fun, it's just that sometimes the school holidays can be even more boring (if that's even possible).
v I haven't made sense in ages, have I?

^ http://www.wisebread.com/mommy-im-bored-25-frugal-ways-to-beat-summer-bordeom

< kids these days... *shaking head*

v How many ibuprofen pills do I have to take before this headache will go away? 

^ Top tip.  You can take Paracetemol and Ibuprofen together, that usually works
<Which reminds me. Must stock up on pills, someone in the office has not turned in, they might have swine flu
v We think, but are not sure.  Why do we do that?

^ Depends... I'm sure about some things I think about

< Yeh, did have Panadol and ibuprofen. One for fever, one for headache. Should have had them with Coke. Least would've gotten a high outta it.

v Why aren't you sure?

^ because there is so much going on at the moment that I have no control over
< I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion...
v why can't I just do my own thing anymore?

^ You can. You just think you can't

< The Ashes are killing me! I need sleeeeeep

v will I survive today?

^ Only if the Ashes stop killing you.
< It doesn't look like you'll be left alone for a few days...
v ...is that what she said?!

^ Maaaaybe

< just watched the dudes on the moon. So Awesome!

v Where will I find what I'm looking for?

^ in a U2 song
< actually, apparently he still hasnt found whats he's looking for either...
v What's for dinner?

^ A bacon, egg and cheese wrap with blended spaghetti and meatballs to drink.
< My sister doesn't like eggs at all...
v Is that normal behaviour? If it is, then I guess I should be worried sick about her...

^ Whoa... that *is* weird. Never met anyone who didn't like eggs. Eggs RULE!

< So so tired

v Anyone else watching the Tour de France?

^ Ooh, forgot it was on!
< i'm so full
v why aren't people like cars, where you get an indicator that you've filled up enough?

^ I think that's what the brain is for....

< A plan seems to be forming...

v Should I be social and go out tonight, or be anti social and go home and hang out with the doggie?

^ Stay home. I've never heard you talk about your dog, which means that there's not much to talk about, which means you haven't been paying attention, which means you should be around him/her more often! Bad dek!
< 3 posts before this: Whoa... that *is* weird. Guess I shouldn't be worried, then.
v So dek has a dog, huh?

^ nope. Dek don't have a dog. Dek is dogsitting

< Poor doggie is being hounded by my guest's kids

v Why can't people just leave me alone?

^ It's your fault. You draw too much attention to yourself.
< Man, I'm the first post in this thread in over two months.
v Why is this entire forum nearly dead?

^ because you went away

< my shoulder hurts too much

v How am I gonna kill the next hour till F1 starts?