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The Elastic Waste Band
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i've got one that i actually think is awesome. it was thought up by my 4 year old (at the time) godson. one morning at breakfast, he was deep in thought while eating his cereal, he slowly looked up at me and said," when i have my band i'm going to name it 'booger in the box'".
hahahahahahahaha
I heard one the other day - "That Band"
Sorry I can only think of naming the worst rock bands and that is not what's being asked. So I'll go away...
You can use real bands if the name is bad. Here's one: Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorky%27s_Zygotic_Mynci
I thought of this - Tone Def
bluegirl - hahahahahaha That's hilarious!
Gorky's isn't actually that bad though...
The band isn't bad but the name is awful.
Here's one: Cheese
Chicks on speed - their music is as crap as their name
That saddens me...I really do like their music. "We Don't Play Guitars" is just brilliant...
New Kids on the Block
Might have been fine then, but not now, with them reuniting after 15 or so years
The thought of them uniting makes me want to have a homophobic chuck...
@ heller -We Don't Play Guitars was their only good hit...everything else reflects why they named themselves!
Whatever...
I also like their 'Fashion Rules' , but must admit the talkie 'Panasonic Rip-Off' is rubbish...
marky mark and the funky bunch.
as long as we're talking about boston boys named wahlberg.
What about Scratched Dsk?
Wrinkled Tid-Bits
lol!
The Amorous Mothers-In-Law
Two things wrong there ... the first is obvious. The second is ... if it were possible, it would be unique hence the use of the plural for mother is not correct.
Because of its wrongness, it is a bad name for a rock band.....and isn't that the point?
Yes. Remove "things wrong" and insert "clinchers" above.
Half-decent Musicians?
LOL. If I could do a duet that is what we would be called. Provied the other person was completely decent.
I was briefly in a band called The Bogangar Dip. We were all talk.
"Rappers Who Think They Can Sing"
LOL!
Ruski - what's the Bogangar Dip?
What abt 'Lost Plectrums'?
"The Bloated Bladders"
HAHAHAHA
"Chocolate Toejam"
LOL!
Stop it!!
"Suicidal Smurfs"
'Semi-Dressed Senility'
Sounds like old people in bikinis.
thanks for the image in my head, art.
You are very welcome.
"Scaley Patches"
Worn Laces
"The Dandruff Flakes"
WAHAHAHA!
the popped zits
You win.
"The Eyeball Biters"
@ dekrazee1 ... Bogangar is a place just east of Cabarita Beach in far far far Northern NSW. The Dip is a concrete bath set in the ground filled with arsenic. Cattle are dipped in these devices to remove ticks. At least that was the case till the 70's when it was discovered that arsenic along with everything is carcinogenic. Eventually urban development catches up with these places and the disused dip baths and the surrounding contaminated soil needs to be carefully removed and disposed. I was involved with the removal of the Bogangar Dip as part of a previous job. If you Google map these co-ordinates exactly as they are ...
-28.334, 153.528
You will see the approximate location of the site formally known as Bogangar Dip.
The names generated are not as funny as ours. I prefer something like.....
"The Liquid Nose Hairs"
lol!
smelly penguin feet
"The Scurvy Earwax"
the friendless maggots
"The Maggoty Friends"
the suicidal clowns
"The Drunken Surgeons"
greasy felafel
Ruski - ewwwwww
Blown drums
The Torn Chords?
Broken G-Strings
lol!
ivy league dumpster
Yes. That reminds me of Neds Atomic Dustbin.
"Tasty Atomic Sewage"
Pencil me Down
(don't ask... just came to me)
crayon me up
This is a load of crap
the loads of crap
The Pencil Neck Bed Wetters
rofl!
'Broken Record'?
'Peeling Fingers'?
speckled poop
The cotton farmers.
Unwound Clocks
The Puss Balls
The Front Bum Nuts
The Unrepairable Potholes
Dekrazee1 & the tanglerites
Heeey.... That actually sounds pretty good!
Probably sounds better than your singing
Hrrrmph!
I sing really well I'll have you know.... at least, I know I sound good with bathroom acoustics....
Do you mean that when you record your first album you'll all have to be standing in a shower?
We'd need a massive shower in that case....
But wait, that might ruin the acoustics....
hahahahahah
The Hopping Smileys
the lathered up pups
They, that's actually a good one!
I found them their mascot:
too cute.
And back to a sordid note, The Blistering Boils!
ewwwww
Makes me think of puss.
gross.
OK, what about the Whistling Woofers? Is that cute enough (and in keeping with theme of worst name) for you gals?
What are Woofers?
Subwoofers?
dogs.....they go woof woof! 
hehehehe so cute!
ahhh... so not these...
Cos those whistling would be pretty bad...
hah!
Whistling dog, not too bad:
that puppy is so cute.
hehehe yeah
That was very cute.
What about the Pedestrian Puppies?
the dog lickers
the perfect pussies (as in feline)
lmao! thanks for making that clear.
I wasn't sure if that was OK.
i think it'll be o.k.
although, in general, i've found this forum to be a 'little' more family friendly.
What about feline furballs?
Choking furballs?
fuzzy vomit
spew garden
kentucky fried vomit
or
kentucky fried poop
i'm not sure which is worse?
vomit i think....
can't be any worse than the chicken.
haha!
too easy.
Torture by KFC
Japan Balls.
Sushi Suckers
hahahahaah That's a good one....
... I don't know why
i agree.
Junkyard Junkies
Jumping Junkies?
Jellied Jumping Junkies
They're cute.
Gesticulating Junkies
the oscillators
Cuckoo Clock Crunchers
coagulating cornbread
EWWWWWWWW
That's a good one! LOL!
Double ewwwww. Oh well at least the gross out factor is even with the genders.
Oscillating Ozzies
Harry Arachnid & The Web of Configuration Management
yeah. that is pretty bad.
hahahaah I like it!
The Cupid Stunts
ROFL!!
I actually read it 'wrong' the first time, which I'm thinking is the right way to read it
Ephemeral Goat
I actually read it 'wrong' the first time, which I'm thinking is the right way to read it
me too!
i think your right.
drdec- that is pretty bad.
you know i'm not always sure which, if any, of these are real band names.
I didn't think they needed to be real?
Pulsating Pineapples
i don't think they need to be real either, but i think that some are.
i can't tell the difference.
Tex Perkins (of "the Cruel Sea" fame) was original in a band called "The Poofters"
wow- that is a bad band name.
Yes. Their song list was also fairly amusing.
Corky & the JuicePigs is a pretty bad real name
yes it is.
it conjures up images that i really want out of my head.................NOW!
hahahahaha!
Dexter and the Douchebags
loverly.
There is a funny phone message I must play you Dek which is doing the rounds at the moment.
Sorry Bluegirl, I'm a bit slow this evening. 
if it's the pizza thing there is a thread here for it.
it is hilarious.
seriously.
Thanks, I will bring it over. I wasn't sure if you had seen it with all the increased activity (which is what we want anyway).
well, rob. i'm pretty obsessive. it might take me a while to catch up sometimes, but i usually get to it all.
the cybaforum is still manageable for me to stay on top of.
before this topic gets completely tangled.................................
fingerless fred and his two-toed band
The Nickety Nicks
What happens when you get a job?
i'll get no sleep at all, instead of a few hours each night.
i'm screwed.
fingerless fred and his two-toed band
LOL. There was a Brisbane band getting around the pubs in the late '90's called "The Fred Band". They were excellent. Pretty much centred around the singer/guitarist who was known as "Rocky Outcrop"
That's a good one.
What about the Rancid Rufies
yuck and even more yuck later that evening.....................
LOL. I am going to spin a Rancid CD tonight.
Probably "Out come the wolves"
What pizza thing rob and bluegirl?
'Screeching Exes'
you'll find out........
I'll let Bluegirl explain....
The Excruciating Exes (Can anyone relate to that?)
How about a rap artist that does commercials for a certain fast food joint: MC Donald
HAHAHAHAH
That's a good one!
I think you might have just given MacDonalds their next ad campaign... that's how they'll update their clown's image to make him relevant
Big shoes to fill.
shoot! if my daughter wakes up from the laugh that just burst out of me, ruski, you are going to have to come here and put her back to bed.
LOL!!
I actually like 'Nickelback'! I brings up an image of a superhero version of the Silverback.
And that, in my head, is COOL!
LOL! I like what they say abt the Stone Temple Pilots and Matchbox20!
(Yes, I'm typing as I read the article)
About Def Leppard - Putting aside '80s metal bands' fascination with animals for a minute (White Tiger, Whitesnake, Great White, Jackyl, Ratt) unless you're a Mozart-level talent, there's simply no excuse for including a word in your band's name that means you can't hear sounds. You might as well just call yourself Terrible Music and save people the energy of mocking you.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(meanwhile, I absolutely DESPISE articles over many pages. It's why I stopped going to cracked.com)
Ewwwww..... the Limp Bizkit one is gross!!!
All this while I thought someone in the band had a habit of dunking their biccies in tea too long!
HAHAHA @ Commentary about TOFOG
Bluekatana, nice link, thanks for that. It is annoying when they spread the articles over several pages and can easily fit it on one.
So what are we doing folks, coming up with a Rap together or names for Rock Bands?
Okay, you asked for it!
Tasty toes
kinky.
Inspired by dek's: The Missing Toenails
gross.
The Wiggles.
has somebody been watching too much wiggles?
i feel for you.
reinspired by drdec and something I say
My laughing toenails
i have a terrible image in my head.
Face Fungus
good one.
UGH!
What about - Underside of the bowl
Good one Dek.
What about Feral Fungus?
monkey fungus (which incidentally is the name of a song that my ex's band did....and wrote)
thats sad.
what about box0r rox0rz
pretty bad
(monkey fungus happens to be a really great funky song)
What about Holey Spoon?
sounds messy.
the bloody warts
eewwwww.
i know right. im eating too 
ooh......anything good?
Frozen Friands
what's a friand?
Just had an almond one
looks delish. and no i just ate frozen french fries with ketchup.
oh man............now i want a friand and french fries.
You ate frozen french fries?!!?
ya i didnt phrase that too well. they came frozen in a bag and i coked them up.
AHHHHHH
hahahaha you said you coked them up!
Dunked em in Coca cola did ya?
now i want coca cola.
ROFL!
I'm having coffeeeee
i am too, but i'm really craving french fries and coke.
aww now i want coke
Cake
damn you, dekrazee 1!
HAHAHAHHAHA
I was wondering if it'd work
now i want birthday cake
Tiramisu?
yes!
i don't like tiramisu.
i dont think ive ever had that
Oooh.... Try it when you get a chance. Tis yummy!
it's too rich for me.
I don't like the rich ones tbh.
I like those with more cake than cream
Hang on, I gots a photo
dek.............um...........you keep photos of desserts?
that cake looks quite good. and now im hungry again
at least you just had french fries.............i haven't eaten for hours.
LOL! Nah, it's an image a tourist friend of mine took. I happened to have it
it looks good...........but i don't like cheesecakey desserts or liquory desserts.
Yeah, I hear you. I don't like em either.
This one barely had the alcohol taste
There's another type I like, which has a very spongy middle, and is covered with glazed nuts.
*drool*
o.k.
This photo I took
that looks interesting..............yummy.........
hehehe it's the same cake from another angle
the plate did look the same............and the top of the cake........but in this one i only see the cake on the inside, i don't see layers.
Yeah, that's the 'back' of it
So this is where everyone's been hiding....
hahahahaha
Not so much hiding as drooling
What about the Cakeholes? (to stay on topic) Blue, the liquor in Tiramisu is subtle, you barely notice it. It is a beautiful dessert when it is done well.
Muahahaha
I like the Cakeholes!
What if we said "Dek and the Cakeholes", that has a nice little ring to it? I can see them at the Basement now.
i've had tiramisu..........i worked for several years at a little pasta restaurant .......the tiramisu was supposed to be excellent..........but not for me.
What if we said "Dek and the Cakeholes", that has a nice little ring to it? I can see them at the Basement now. 
ROFL!! And we'll play on pots and pans using forks and spoons!
lol! nice image.
sounds like fun.
That would be a hoot. And then feature on Good News Week.
Completely my kinda band eh?
And me thinks it'd rock even more if my bandmates were all my little buddies
LOL!
now i'm picturing you and gilligan jamming in the basement.
Who is gilligan?
gilligan's island?
Ohhhh
Never watched it, but I know some of the references
No, it should be Team Tangler, that would be more fun.
I have a photo but damn, photobucket is down for maintenance.
This is me on drums.
EEEEEEK!!!!
I LURRRVE IT!
hehehehe
Scary hey? I couldn't resist that, it is so silly.
hehehehe
You know what?
I miss all those movies with animals they used to make when I was young. They don't have those now
Me too, they sometimes show them on the Boomerang Channel on Cable, but you dont really see them anywhere else.
Ahhh.... I ain't got no cable.
Oh well
Me too. I sometimes watch it at my sisters place. There is an awful lot of rubbish to wade through also.
I like the hat!
rob is that from lancelot link?
I think it is. I couln't place the show but that sounds right. Does anyone remember the Banana Splits?
ummm... no....
What's that?
yes...........it's on boomerang ..... i don't really watch t.v. anymore, but i let my daughter watch it once........once.
Remember I was a child when I was into this.....
I've never seen the Banana Splits one!
heheheh It's quite funny
You get the picture but, its very silly and they used to feature real animals. Bluegirls link works better.
banana splits are awesome. when i was younger i would always get jealous they were at an amusement park in the intro/outro
i loved it as a kid..........but watching it with my kid........it's justs a bunch of guys in costumes hitting each other and falling down...........i prefer her to watch something a little more educational.
sorry the mom in me came out...............
aw c'mon. i watched johnny bravo and 2 stupid dogs when i was little and i turned out...alive.
i lived through the seventies...................i know what kids can survive.
but this is my kid, so everything is now different.
I'm with bluekatana. Its harmless fun. Everything doesn't have to be educational? It can be fun for its own sake.
it's not like i tie her up and make her watch pbs all day long..............she watches beatles movies for christ's sake!
people.......you all know me pretty well............think about who you are talking too.
Yes... she should only be allowed to watch the Discovery channel. Except for Crime Night. I'll give her a few more years for that
My kid wanted to watch Tom & Jerry. We watched for a bit, but then I just couldn't let him anymore. Even though they have edited out the parts where there is direct character on character violence, I couldn't do it. Of course I watched all those comic violence cartoons as a kid...
LOL!
One would think we were a generation of killers thanks to those cartoons
thank you drdec...........it's hard to explain it to someone who doesn't have kids......
....it's just a different world, in so many ways................believe me, my daughter will be exposed to plenty of violence in her lifetime.........no reason to rush it..........
There have been immense amounts of research done on this. No one has managed to find a substantial link bet violence on tv and kids behaving violently.
Children are able to differentiate between simulated violence (especially in cartoons) and real life
(I studied this stuff extensively)
that is true...........i don't think it will scar her...........but there are lots of things that once you start there is no going back..........so i'm holding off on lots of stuff for as long as i can............she rarely eats candy or junk food, no soda, no non-juice juices, no junky tv...............she's only 3 .....there will be plenty of time for everything...
and she accepts this........she knows that sometimes she can have candy for special occasions.........or when we go to a movie........so it's a special treat.
Sure. I'm not saying anything against your parenting styles. Just commenting on the one part of the issue I know something about
that's cool, dek.............you would have to try very hard to offend me.
Well in that case...
watch it, missy.
hehehehe
It's one of those things that is easy to accept in the abstract but difficult to apply to a concrete example, especially one you have an emotional investment in. In my son's case, he gets plenty of TV options from Noggin, so it's not really an issue on a daily basis.
And to get back on topic, how about the Concrete Examples?
Actually, I think Concrete Examples is a good one!!
Burnt Buds?
as a former stoner...........that one isn't bad either....
Ok then - Burnt Ear Buds
lol!
wicked ooze
the master baiters
Hey, master baiters isn't all bad!
is that a real band? i've definitely heard the name before.........maybe from a movie...
i dont know if its a real band. i just felt like being immature
oh bluek.........you are to wise to ever be thought of as immautre.
LOL!
Naughty blueg!
what? i make typos and get teased too.
hehehehe
... shit
How about The Uncomfortable Silences?
heheheheeh
Wonder what their songs would be like
lol!
The Emphatic Denials
The Tangible Tastycles
lol!
pretty bad.....
Tangled Tentacles...
They got their name from their former drummer - who was an octopus
was he in a horrible tangler accident?
Yeh.... he got tanglerized
The last time I used that word, it was accompanied with images: http://tangler.com:80/forum/tangler-feedback/topic/2571
Discarded Heart Parts (credit to Stephen Colbert)
Awwwww.....
(We likes Colbert!)
Actually, on second thought, that might make a good name for a touchy-feely sort of band like Toad the Wet Sprocket (which is a terrible name)
That is a terrible name... they sing touchy-feely songs?!
Another bad name I keep seeing on my way to work is - The Bang Gang
oh.
that is really bad..
mmm hmmm
Snuggle... Surprise!
(The name of my band on RB2, currently. I didn't want to think of a name, pressed random generate.. and. Yay!)
The more I think about it, the more I realize this is a bad, bad name: The Beatles
- The Crabs
- The Shakes
- 2Guys 1Cup
Really?
Can't beat those!!! 
Machine Gun Fellatio
What about the Rolling Stones?
Sounds to me like they're a bunch of commitment phobes
Which isn't entirely a bad thing, given that I'm one too...
BUT - I'd think twice before joining the band
I like the name Rolling Stones. Implies you are going somewhere. Plus it uses the rarely referenced roll part of rock-n-roll.
What's wrong with The Shakes? I suspect there may be some implication there I am missing. (Perhaps a non-American meaning?)
The Shakes? Brings two things to mind - withdrawal symptoms and milkshakes.... which might actually help with wirhdrawals..
withdrawals of milkshakes??
the Shakes.....a collaboration between shakespeare's sister and shakin' steves?
HAHAHAHAHA
LQTM!
Just thought of another, 'Pants down, Thumbs up'
Collaboration (for) Liberation (of) Intelligent Terrestials (and) Rehabilitation Into Society
I just love the acronym
If we are going in that direction, how about these:
The Vulva Boatmen
The Labia Minor Chords
The Fallopian Tubas
The Ovary-atures
You Tear Us
On a grammatical note, should that be the Labium Minor chords, as it is a plural?
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - still have to find out what it means though
And ultra-microscopic silly volcano with pneumonia?
Or the name for the condition of having it?
"a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs." - Wiki
Pfft. My answer was way better
*goes to edit the wiki*
Screaming Pus Suckers
That's Ruskie's favourite group isn't it?
Nope. But I did like the Screaming Trees and the Far King Kunce.
LOL!
Squashed ... anything really
