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The Elastic Waste Band
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i've got one that i actually think is awesome. it was thought up by my 4 year old (at the time) godson. one morning at breakfast, he was deep in thought while eating his cereal, he slowly looked up at me and said," when i have my band i'm going to name it 'booger in the box'".
hahahahahahahaha
I heard one the other day - "That Band"
Sorry I can only think of naming the worst rock bands and that is not what's being asked. So I'll go away...
You can use real bands if the name is bad. Here's one: Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorky%27s_Zygotic_Mynci
I thought of this - Tone Def
bluegirl - hahahahahaha That's hilarious!
Gorky's isn't actually that bad though...
The band isn't bad but the name is awful.
Here's one: Cheese
Chicks on speed - their music is as crap as their name
That saddens me...I really do like their music. "We Don't Play Guitars" is just brilliant...
New Kids on the Block
Might have been fine then, but not now, with them reuniting after 15 or so years
The thought of them uniting makes me want to have a homophobic chuck...
@ heller -We Don't Play Guitars was their only good hit...everything else reflects why they named themselves!
Whatever...
I also like their 'Fashion Rules' , but must admit the talkie 'Panasonic Rip-Off' is rubbish...
marky mark and the funky bunch.
as long as we're talking about boston boys named wahlberg.
What about Scratched Dsk?
Wrinkled Tid-Bits
lol!
The Amorous Mothers-In-Law
Two things wrong there ... the first is obvious. The second is ... if it were possible, it would be unique hence the use of the plural for mother is not correct.
Because of its wrongness, it is a bad name for a rock band.....and isn't that the point?
Yes. Remove "things wrong" and insert "clinchers" above.
Half-decent Musicians?
LOL. If I could do a duet that is what we would be called. Provied the other person was completely decent.
I was briefly in a band called The Bogangar Dip. We were all talk.
"Rappers Who Think They Can Sing"
LOL!
Ruski - what's the Bogangar Dip?
What abt 'Lost Plectrums'?
"The Bloated Bladders"
HAHAHAHA
"Chocolate Toejam"
LOL!
Stop it!!
"Suicidal Smurfs"
'Semi-Dressed Senility'
Sounds like old people in bikinis.
thanks for the image in my head, art.
You are very welcome.
"Scaley Patches"
Worn Laces
"The Dandruff Flakes"
WAHAHAHA!
the popped zits
You win.
"The Eyeball Biters"
@ dekrazee1 ... Bogangar is a place just east of Cabarita Beach in far far far Northern NSW. The Dip is a concrete bath set in the ground filled with arsenic. Cattle are dipped in these devices to remove ticks. At least that was the case till the 70's when it was discovered that arsenic along with everything is carcinogenic. Eventually urban development catches up with these places and the disused dip baths and the surrounding contaminated soil needs to be carefully removed and disposed. I was involved with the removal of the Bogangar Dip as part of a previous job. If you Google map these co-ordinates exactly as they are ...
-28.334, 153.528
You will see the approximate location of the site formally known as Bogangar Dip.
The names generated are not as funny as ours. I prefer something like.....
"The Liquid Nose Hairs"
lol!
smelly penguin feet
"The Scurvy Earwax"
the friendless maggots
"The Maggoty Friends"
the suicidal clowns
"The Drunken Surgeons"
greasy felafel
Ruski - ewwwwww
Blown drums
The Torn Chords?
Broken G-Strings
lol!
ivy league dumpster
Yes. That reminds me of Neds Atomic Dustbin.
"Tasty Atomic Sewage"
Pencil me Down
(don't ask... just came to me)
crayon me up
This is a load of crap
the loads of crap
The Pencil Neck Bed Wetters
rofl!
'Broken Record'?
'Peeling Fingers'?
speckled poop
The cotton farmers.
Unwound Clocks
The Puss Balls
The Front Bum Nuts
The Unrepairable Potholes
Dekrazee1 & the tanglerites
Heeey.... That actually sounds pretty good!
Probably sounds better than your singing
Hrrrmph!
I sing really well I'll have you know.... at least, I know I sound good with bathroom acoustics....
Do you mean that when you record your first album you'll all have to be standing in a shower?
We'd need a massive shower in that case....
But wait, that might ruin the acoustics....
hahahahahah
The Hopping Smileys
the lathered up pups
They, that's actually a good one!
I found them their mascot:
too cute.
And back to a sordid note, The Blistering Boils!
ewwwww
Makes me think of puss.
gross.
OK, what about the Whistling Woofers? Is that cute enough (and in keeping with theme of worst name) for you gals?
What are Woofers?
Subwoofers?
dogs.....they go woof woof! 
hehehehe so cute!
ahhh... so not these...
Cos those whistling would be pretty bad...
hah!
Whistling dog, not too bad:
that puppy is so cute.
hehehe yeah
That was very cute.
What about the Pedestrian Puppies?
the dog lickers
the perfect pussies (as in feline)
lmao! thanks for making that clear.
I wasn't sure if that was OK.
i think it'll be o.k.
although, in general, i've found this forum to be a 'little' more family friendly.
What about feline furballs?
Choking furballs?
fuzzy vomit
spew garden
kentucky fried vomit
or
kentucky fried poop
i'm not sure which is worse?
vomit i think....
can't be any worse than the chicken.
haha!
too easy.
Torture by KFC
Japan Balls.
Sushi Suckers
hahahahaah That's a good one....
... I don't know why
i agree.
Junkyard Junkies
Jumping Junkies?
Jellied Jumping Junkies
They're cute.
Gesticulating Junkies
the oscillators
Cuckoo Clock Crunchers
coagulating cornbread
EWWWWWWWW
That's a good one! LOL!
Double ewwwww. Oh well at least the gross out factor is even with the genders.
Oscillating Ozzies
Harry Arachnid & The Web of Configuration Management
yeah. that is pretty bad.
hahahaah I like it!
The Cupid Stunts
ROFL!!
I actually read it 'wrong' the first time, which I'm thinking is the right way to read it
Ephemeral Goat
I actually read it 'wrong' the first time, which I'm thinking is the right way to read it
me too!
i think your right.
drdec- that is pretty bad.
you know i'm not always sure which, if any, of these are real band names.
I didn't think they needed to be real?
Pulsating Pineapples
i don't think they need to be real either, but i think that some are.
i can't tell the difference.
Tex Perkins (of "the Cruel Sea" fame) was original in a band called "The Poofters"
wow- that is a bad band name.
Yes. Their song list was also fairly amusing.
Corky & the JuicePigs is a pretty bad real name
yes it is.
it conjures up images that i really want out of my head.................NOW!
hahahahaha!
Dexter and the Douchebags
loverly.
There is a funny phone message I must play you Dek which is doing the rounds at the moment.
Sorry Bluegirl, I'm a bit slow this evening. 
if it's the pizza thing there is a thread here for it.
it is hilarious.
seriously.
Thanks, I will bring it over. I wasn't sure if you had seen it with all the increased activity (which is what we want anyway).
well, rob. i'm pretty obsessive. it might take me a while to catch up sometimes, but i usually get to it all.
the cybaforum is still manageable for me to stay on top of.
before this topic gets completely tangled.................................
fingerless fred and his two-toed band
The Nickety Nicks
What happens when you get a job?
i'll get no sleep at all, instead of a few hours each night.
i'm screwed.
fingerless fred and his two-toed band
LOL. There was a Brisbane band getting around the pubs in the late '90's called "The Fred Band". They were excellent. Pretty much centred around the singer/guitarist who was known as "Rocky Outcrop"
That's a good one.
What about the Rancid Rufies
yuck and even more yuck later that evening.....................
LOL. I am going to spin a Rancid CD tonight.
Probably "Out come the wolves"
What pizza thing rob and bluegirl?
'Screeching Exes'
you'll find out........
I'll let Bluegirl explain....
The Excruciating Exes (Can anyone relate to that?)
How about a rap artist that does commercials for a certain fast food joint: MC Donald
HAHAHAHAH
That's a good one!
I think you might have just given MacDonalds their next ad campaign... that's how they'll update their clown's image to make him relevant
Big shoes to fill.
shoot! if my daughter wakes up from the laugh that just burst out of me, ruski, you are going to have to come here and put her back to bed.
LOL!!
I actually like 'Nickelback'! I brings up an image of a superhero version of the Silverback.
And that, in my head, is COOL!
LOL! I like what they say abt the Stone Temple Pilots and Matchbox20!
(Yes, I'm typing as I read the article)
About Def Leppard - Putting aside '80s metal bands' fascination with animals for a minute (White Tiger, Whitesnake, Great White, Jackyl, Ratt) unless you're a Mozart-level talent, there's simply no excuse for including a word in your band's name that means you can't hear sounds. You might as well just call yourself Terrible Music and save people the energy of mocking you.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(meanwhile, I absolutely DESPISE articles over many pages. It's why I stopped going to cracked.com)
Ewwwww..... the Limp Bizkit one is gross!!!
All this while I thought someone in the band had a habit of dunking their biccies in tea too long!
HAHAHA @ Commentary about TOFOG
Bluekatana, nice link, thanks for that. It is annoying when they spread the articles over several pages and can easily fit it on one.
So what are we doing folks, coming up with a Rap together or names for Rock Bands?
Okay, you asked for it!
Tasty toes
kinky.
Inspired by dek's: The Missing Toenails
gross.
The Wiggles.
has somebody been watching too much wiggles?
i feel for you.
reinspired by drdec and something I say
My laughing toenails
i have a terrible image in my head.
Face Fungus
good one.
UGH!
What about - Underside of the bowl
Good one Dek.
What about Feral Fungus?
monkey fungus (which incidentally is the name of a song that my ex's band did....and wrote)
thats sad.
what about box0r rox0rz
pretty bad
(monkey fungus happens to be a really great funky song)
What about Holey Spoon?
sounds messy.
the bloody warts
eewwwww.
i know right. im eating too 
ooh......anything good?
Frozen Friands
what's a friand?
Just had an almond one
looks delish. and no i just ate frozen french fries with ketchup.
oh man............now i want a friand and french fries.
You ate frozen french fries?!!?
ya i didnt phrase that too well. they came frozen in a bag and i coked them up.
AHHHHHH
hahahaha you said you coked them up!
Dunked em in Coca cola did ya?
now i want coca cola.
ROFL!
I'm having coffeeeee
i am too, but i'm really craving french fries and coke.
aww now i want coke
Cake
damn you, dekrazee 1!
HAHAHAHHAHA
I was wondering if it'd work
now i want birthday cake
Tiramisu?
yes!
i don't like tiramisu.
i dont think ive ever had that
Oooh.... Try it when you get a chance. Tis yummy!
it's too rich for me.
I don't like the rich ones tbh.
I like those with more cake than cream
Hang on, I gots a photo
dek.............um...........you keep photos of desserts?
that cake looks quite good. and now im hungry again
at least you just had french fries.............i haven't eaten for hours.
LOL! Nah, it's an image a tourist friend of mine took. I happened to have it
it looks good...........but i don't like cheesecakey desserts or liquory desserts.
Yeah, I hear you. I don't like em either.
This one barely had the alcohol taste
There's another type I like, which has a very spongy middle, and is covered with glazed nuts.