Episode 2 of Murder in the House.

Last move from episode 1: "After the trauma of his last few  lives, Sir M decided to take things easy and hang around heaven for a while. After a time his thoughts turned to bluegirl and he wondered how she was and what she was doing. Procuring a unattended lightning bolt, Sir M wrote a message to bluegirl explaining he was doing well (for a dead person) and that he didn't blame her for what happened. He then tied the message to the bolt and launched it towards bluegirl, hoping to impress her with a flashy light display. Unfortunately, instead of landing at bluegirls feet as intended, the lightning (due to a design flaw) was off target and pierced bluegirls heart, killing her instantly."

Normally, I'd make the first move, having created this episode. But I'll leave the first turn to bluegirl.

the powers that be watched these events unfold. "this seems so familiar" said one deity (who shall not be named), "send for the bard". when shakespeare arrived, he was shown the entire series of tragic endings. all of a sudden he rose and faced the PTB,
"a glooming peace this morning with it brings;
the sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:
go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
for never was a story of more woe
than this of .bluegirl and her Romeo."
they all  nodded in agreement. "we must try to put an end to this".
it was decided to send both bluegirl and sir montague back to earth. their memories were erased and they were returned to opposite sides of the planet, she to the united states and he to _____(where ever the heck he's from.....australia???.....europe???....i've been looking for hints, but the lad is secretive).

they each led their new lives, blissfully unaware of each other or of their tragic connection. coincidentally, they both became very involved in theater, and each had a strong passion for the works of shakespeare. in time (and this will come as no shock to those who have been following this tale) they were both offered the opportunity to audition for the royal shakespeare company. again, not surprisingly, the two were asked to read from romeo and juliet for the audition.

they met for the first time, right before they were to read the famous balcony scene, neither noticed anything unusual. as sir montague begins to read, "but, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and juliet is the sun." ,their eyes meet and their past lives rush into their memories with such speed that bluegirl faints and romeo's head explodes.

And Nat, that was in the audience, was one of the best doctors the world ever had seen. He ran towards Bluegirl's and [whoever she meant] and managed to revive them in some unbelievale way. Then, when the all where going to leave the hospital the day after, bluegirl accidentaly fell off the balcony in the hospital that happened to be on the 67th floor. Nobody could ever have revived Bluegirl after that.

The aforementioned unnamed deity was getting a little annoyed at the constant interruptions caused by the ever dying Miss Minx. He placed the blame for this most recent episode firmly on Nats shoulders. As punishment he stripped Nat of his lifeforce and gave it to Little Miss Minx, restoring her to her former glory. Natanael was sentenced to repeat Little Miss Minx's last moments, first falling off the balcony and then dragging his broken corpse up 67 flights of stairs to do it all again.

bluegirl and romeo found themelves alive once again. they were very careful in how they treated each other, remembering all the accidental deaths in their many pasts. one day, they were taking a walk in london, when who should they see walking towards them, but johnny depp! they looked at each other and slowly started to turn around, but not before they were spotted by johnny. he ran over to them, " do i know you two?, you both seem very familiar to me." at that moment a delivery truck was driving by, one of it's tires blew out and as the truck was hurtling towards them johnny depp knocked bluegirl out of the way. it was just in the nick of time......for bluegirl.........but, unfortunately, not for sir montague, who once again was killed by a truck because of johnny depp.

Sir M's updated xmas card list

• Superking
• Johnny Depp
• Truck Drivers
• Everyone Else

I'm getting to old for this dying cr*p!!

romeo, i am seriously laughing my ass off! (so much so that silly acronyms aren't good enough)

Perhaps you should create some new ones.

alright, wdypam?

hahahahahah

You two are so entertaining!

huh?

You and Sir M = entertaining

i know.......i was being silly.

D'oh!!

i'm great with the (online) banter.

Always handy when you've got several hours to think of a reply.

Meet you down the pub? Lets see how good you really are...

<<<<< see that?? thats you that is!! HAHAHAHA!

hahahaha

I see someone has a competitive streak!

oh yeah? you're the green guy:

and when do i have several hours to think of a reply?

and, i'll meet you down at the pub, anytime.

A low down dirty sneak attack???

I'm VERY disappointed in you.

You could at least fight fair...

Not sure i can keep up with your drinking though.

nice one, dek.

romeo- who said fighting fair is the way?

HAHAHAHA Love that last one!

I thought it was gonna kiss the other emoticon!

Oooh, that's nasty!!

Think I'd better get some help, just in case...

HAHAHAHHAHA

Battle of the emoticons

oh, shoot! it's on! (and i was about to go to bed)

and now i must go to sleep, so i will leave you with this last image:

You remember when I said you were persistent??

I'm gonna change that to STUBBORN!!

but i ended it all with a lovely peace bomb!

you mean i don't get to use my secret weapon..?

cute.......i just noticed the bomb you left in the bed, above. you must have posted it while i was preparing for my attack.

Muahahahahahah!

dek is entertained

thank you. thank you very much. all tips are greatly appreciated by the entertainers

gee, talk about a hijack.

thanks, morgan.

Did I do this?? nooooo...... 

no!

i was thanking you for the tip. no sarcasm here (at least not at this very moment).

Oooh, are the tips enough to buy a life??

not a good one.

I hereby propose to change the terminology - 'topic hijack' to "topic Tangled"

excellent!

of course, if someone would prefer a hijack they should head over here:

http://www.tangler.com/forum/please-hijack-this-forum/topics

(i have no shame)

hahahahahah

No reason for it!

Have we all suddenly lost the will to needlessly kill each other ??

*phew*

That was starting to get painful.

but this thread is for murdering people!

romeo, you went away for a little while and the thread fell apart.

won't you please just murder me?

I'll kick it off:

lol!

i don't seem to be dead.

won't you please just murder me?

how can i resist when you put it so nicely.

An inexplicable dread washed over Sir M and he feared that his beloved bluegirl would be taken away from him again. He gathered her in his arms, wanting to touch her one last time, hoping to protect her from whatever dangers lay ahead. But nestled deep in bluegirls warm embrace, Sir M's emotions overwhelmed him. His anger flared up. 'How dare they!' he raged. 'How dare they try and take her away again!' He gripped her tighter, not wanting to let her go, wishing that the moment could last forever. Closer and closer he held her, daring anyone and everyone to try to take her away, unwilling to relinquish his prize. With his whole being focused on the preservation of the one thing that mattered to him, Sir M was blinded to bluegirl's plight, unaware of her struggles to free herself from his suffocating embrace. Eventually she fell limp, and when his anger finally cooled, Sir M looked into bluegirl's eyes, devoid of the spark of life, and wept.

bluegirl opens her eyes, it is dark and really, really hot.

"no f***ing way!" she screams, " you have got to be kidding me!"

the dark man in the red suit with horns and a tail, chuckles to himself. "no, my dear, this is quite real."

"what are you talking about? i've done nothing to deserve this."

"when you get on the last nerve of the powers that be, you don't have to deserve it.", the devil grinned.

"haven't i been punished enough?  i've died several deaths and i've accidentally (for the most part) caused the death(s) of my soul mate." bluegirl tried to explain.

"he he he. i know..........i've been highly amused for some time now."

"well, shouldn't that be worth something?" bluegirl reasoned.

" you may be right. do you think you have it in you to make a deal with the devil?" the dark king asked.

"if it gets me out of this hell-hole and allows me to see my romeo again, then yes." bluegirl quickly responded.

"very well. i'll send you back, but if either of you dies at the hand of the other, both of your souls become mine. do you find the terms acceptable?" the devil asked greedily.

bluegirl thought about it, would romeo mind her putting his soul at risk? she decided that he would want her to do it. "you, sir, have yourself a deal."

bluegirl opens her eyes. the first thing she sees is romeo weeping over her.

"romeo, oh romeo! i have to warn you............"

just then she hears a loud crash. she watches in utter amazement as a tree comes falling through the roof and lands on her beloved. she rushes to try and save him, her adrenaline enables her to lift the might oak off of his lifeless body..................to no avail.........it is too late.

one thought comes through the rush of sorrow, "at least it wasn't at my hands this time............at least his soul is safe." whe then collapses into unconciousness.

bluegirl dies grieving over Michael Jackson.

OMD InsaneGuy!!! where the hell have you been lately!

Think he was murdered, and just came back to life

...Michael Jackson." Insane guy finishes typing, the grin on his face widening as he re-reads his latest in a long line of ways of killing his friends.  He leans back contentedly, sipping on his coffee, and waits for a reply.

All of a sudden, his phone rings, startling him enough that he spills his coffee, direct hit to the crotch.  Screaming in anguish he drops the remainder of the cup on the floor and dances around like a lunatic grabbing at his insanely throbbing manhood.  As he dances in the pool of coffee he notices that it has spread to the power board behind his computer.  In a split second he recalls being at the computer store and deciding to not worry about the power board with surge protector, but he'd just go for the generic, cheaper brand instead.  He recalls the feeling of pride as he saves $3.48 on his overall purchase for being thrifty - just enough to buy a coffee.

But unfortunately a split second is all he has, as the smell of burning plastic insulation is the last thing that he registers - that and the unique sensation of having mains electricity burning a path through his hot coffee soaked body.

Yay, I survived!

*Dek feeds PupRad to Megatron.*

There, done!

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