I grant Art the power to rename this topic

How about "Guess how many DIFFERENT people will post to this topic in the next 10 days."

42.

LOLOL.  What an unexpected guess!

i grant art the ability to invent a game that has already been invented.

Monopoly.

I grant BlueGirl the ability to get 8 hours rest during a 15-minute nap.

thank you.

i grant art the ability to know the moment i log off the internet.

( oh wait......i forgot, he already knows......he's a sneaky, sneaky spy)

I grant bluegirl the ability to talk into her shoe

i grant dek the ability to tangle more games.

(and how is that useless?)

I grant bluegirl the ability to know how many drops of coffee is left over in any discarded cup she sees

that is very useful! (can't waste coffee)

i grant dek the ability to convince people that show is an appropriate synonym for movie. 

i grant bluegirl the ability to talk to walls

I grant bluekatana the ability to make scarecrows out of bird seed.

I grant Sir Montague the ability to stay warm in the summer. (if that even makes sense)

i grant bluekatana the ability to stay cool in the winter.

(i know i'm not very original)

I grant bluegirl the ability to believe anything I say

i grant dek the ability to say anything i believe.

(a movie is not a show!)

I grant bluegirl the power to count backwards by 13s

i grant bluekatana the ability to see through windows.

I grant bluegirl the power to turn on computer monitors with her mind. (not off just on)

i grant bluekatana the ability to know when the doorbell rings.

I grant bluegirl the ability to turn off her mobile phone when it's ringing and she doesn't want to answer it

i grant dek the ability to smell body odor from 2feet away.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make flowers die

i grant bluekatana the ability to open a new tab in firefox.

I grant bluegirl the ability to give John Malkovich my phone number

i grant dek the ability to know that that (^) is not going to happen,

i grant bluegirl the ability to avoid being rickrolled

I grant bluekatana the ability to rickroll bluegirl

i grant dek the ability to use double negatives

I grant bluekatana the ability to spot an empty car space only when you don't need it

I grant bluegirl the ability to be a mother

I grant robm the ability to drink only from full glasses

(psst, rob........you are supposed to give the useless power to the person above you, the last one to post.........don't worry though, it's a pretty common mistake)

i grant bluekatana the ability to hear dogs bark.

LOL! I just came across this article that fits perfectly here!

Antiheroes

These people, who believe they have superpowers? They don’t. They never have and never will. There is no such thing as a superpower

lawlz. i grant dek the ability to make me fall asleep

i grant bluekatana the ability to dream when she is asleep.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make love whilst she is awake. (Thanks for helping me out)

cool, thanks (that is way more enjoyable than when you're asleep)

i grant rob the ability to watch videos on youtube.

I give bluegirl the ability to see halfway through walls.

I grant Morgan the ability to track mosquitoes

i grant dek the ability to eat with a fork.

I grant bluegirl the ability to eat with satay sticks

i grant dek the ability to crap rainbows

i grant bluekatana the ability to piss champagne.

I grant bluegirl the ablitiy to see the world as half-empty.

I grant rob the power to only see things that are further than 1,000,000 miles away.

I grant Sir Montague the ability to olny be able to touch things with his tongue

I grant bluekatana the ability to stand in line for me

i grant dek the ability to buy me toys

i grant bluekatana the ability to give me every dollar she earns.....ever.

onoez! I grant bluegirl the ability to adopt me.

i grant bluekatana to be able to communicate with a speck

I grant Morgan the ability to make her blood flow in the opposite direction.

COOL!!!!

I grant Sir M the ability to get drunk in reverse

How does that work?

I grant Morgan the ability to break into padded cells and lock herself in while wearing a strait-jacket.

Maybe can do it better than me!

I grant Sir M the ability to milk a cat.

i grant morgan the ability to make jason escape.

I grant bluegirl the power to choose when (and if) jason escapes

i grant morgan the ability to escape and then call herself jason.

I grant bluegirl the ability to chew on air

I grant morgan the ability to impersonate people who haven't been born yet.

I grant Sir M the ability to understand coathangers

I grant Morgan the ability to time people eating

I grant dek the ability to change time within one timezone.

i grant morgan the ability to know when she isn't feelling well.

I grant little miss minx the ability to think of me at extremely inappropriate moments.

I grant Sir M the ability to fix all the typos in the world

i grant morgan the ability to hear sounds.

i grant minx the ability to projectile vomit in 7 different colours.

cool!

i grant romeo the ability to speak in full sentences.

i grant bluegirl the ability to take away me brainfreeze

i grant bluekatana the ability to turn country music lovers into hip-hop lovers.

I grant bluegirl the ability to make popsicles fall off their stick

I grant dek the ability to detonate explosives just by touching them.

i grant romeo the ability to say only nice things to me.

i grant bluegirl the ability to post a real pic of herself

I grant bluekatana the ability to be admitted into hospitals.

I grant robm the ability to make me any email address I want

i grant dek the ability to get milk from a cow.

i grant bluegirl the ability to read me a bedtime story.

(i'd love to, i get lots of practice)

i grant bluekatana the ability to hear with her ears.

I grant bluegirl the ability to think up new powers for Superman

I grant Dekrazee the ability to get drunk from booze.

i grant rob the ability to determine if gravity is working just by jumping off a cliff.

i grant romeo the ability to shoot a bow and arrow, while vacationing in spain.

I grant bluegirl the ability to feed me D:

wow, i'm reading you bedtime stories, feeding you.....btw- i don't cook.....maybe i should just adopt you already

i grant bluekatana the ability to to know a superhero's super identity.

sweeet. i grant bluegirl the ability to make the sun less hot

I grant bluekatana the ability to make ice out of mud

i grant dek the ability to subscribe to my blog

i grant bluekatana the ability to tell us how to access her blog.

i grant bluegirl the ability to use hyperlinks

http://plurk.com/redeemByURL?from_uid=1655425&check=420067999&s=1

i grant bluekatana the ability to know when someone has visited and bookmarked her blog.

i grant bluegirl the ability to hear me feebly yell 'YAY'

I grant bluekatana the ability to gently feel the breeze on her face.

i grant rob the ability to be a member of more than one forum.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make a 'b' with her fingers

I grant bluekatana the ability to walk backwards in reverse.

i grant romeo the ability to know what time it is in his own time zone.

I grant bluegirl the ability to write my shopping list for me

i grant dek the ability to have no need for a shopping list.

i grant miss minx the ability to get 50% discounts on all free stuff.

i grant romeo the ability to be in two places at one time, provided that those two places are within 2 1/2 feet of each other.

i grant bluegirl the ability to pack my clothes for me

gee, that's not useful at all.......

i grant bluekatana the ability to put clothing into a suitcase.

i grant miss minx the ability to put suitcases into clothing

i grant romeo the ability to make me drink water when i'm thirsty.

I grant bluegirl the ability to warm my house with her thoughts

i grant dek the ability to babysit 18 year olds.

I grant bluegirl the ability to laser etch her name on everyone's keys

i grant dek the ability to pee in toilets.

i grant bluegirl the ability to buy me more vitamin water

i grant bluekatana the ability to try and take away my vitamin water.

i grant bluegirl to get distracted just long enough for me to steal her vitamin water

i grant bluekatana the ability to pee vitamin water.

i really dont know how to feel about that.

i grant bluegirl the ability to bleed bbq sauce

yum.

i grant bluekatana the ability to see corn in iowa.

o wow.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make a pitcher of kool-aid

i grant bluekatana the ability to make ramen noodles.

i grant bluegirl the ability to join gaiaonline

i grant bluekatana the ability to give me some artistic ability so i can join gaiaonline.

i grant bluegirl the ability to know that none is needed

(i was trying to edit that before you replied )

i grant bluekatana the ability to let me know her gaia name.

tha emo kid

i grant bluegirl to goof around the IRC thread with us

i grant bluekatana the ability to show me where the irc thread is.

i grant... just google it

i grant bluekatana the ability to make me young enough to be able to hang on gaia.

i grant bluegirl the ability to know that if shes cool, age doesnt matter

i grant bluekatana the ability to implant a youthspeak translator in my head.

TAKE MY MOSUQITO BITE AWAY

i grant bluekatana the ability to make mosquitoes bite themselves.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make me not about to cry

i grant bluekatana the ability to suck it up.

grant bluegirl the ability to know that thats impossible for emo kids

i grant bluekatana the ability to know that i am a crier myself (although i wouldn't quite call myself an emo kid)

i grant miss minx the ability to see through transparent objects

i grant romeo the ability to walk on two feet.

I grant bluegirl the ability to read Romeo and Juliet to Sir M over and over

i grant dek the ability to act out the part of juliet each and every time.

I grant bluegirl the ability to bring Snow White back to life

(ooh.....kissing.....i like!...........sounds pretty useful....at least to snow white)

i grant dek the ability to pick up a telephone and call someone.

Oh dear... a completely unwanted ability!

I grant bluegirl the ability to preview her emails before they show in the preview pane

(again, pretty useful.........let me show you how it's done)

i grant dek the ability to preview her e-mails moments after they show in the preview pane.

(i'm just teasing you, i have granted many useful powers myself)

i grant bluegirl the ability to make extension cords shrink.

i grant bluekatana the ability to watch movies in the theater 1 week after they come out.

i grant bluegirl the ability to type while brushing her teeth

oh come on! that is sooo useful.

i grant bluekatana the ability to read this post.

i grant bluegirl the ability to type while brushing her teeth

I have actually done that

I grant bluegirl the ability to trim my toenails

eewwwww .....and if they are anything like my ex-husband's double eewwwww! (and useful for you)

i grant dek the ability to know when someone has changed their avatar the moment she sees it.

i grant bluegirl the ability to finish pokemon red for me

i grant bluekatana the ability to bite her toenails into the shape of well known works of art.

I grant Sir M the ability to trace coin patterns

i grant dek the ability to chew gum while walking backwards.

I grant bluegirl the ability to coax the computer at work we call 'Betty' into working

wouldn't that be really useful?

i grant dek the ability to invent useful powers.

i grant bluegirl the ability to buy me a tree frog

i grant blue k the ability to eat only 3 chips.

i grant blue girl the ability to give me the ability to think coherent thoughts

I grant bluek the ability to know the cause of the knocking sound I keep hearing at home

i grant dek the ability to delegate tasks to people less likely to do them than herself

(i think that makes sense)

You have no idea how much that already happens

i grant dek the ability to take away my tummy ache

I grant bluek the ability to clear my spam folder

i grant dek the ability to post a youtube video 5 minutes after it's already been posted.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make me feel emotionally worse

i grant bluek the ability to find hear sounds.

I grant blueg the ability to see how much water is left in puddles

i grant dek the ability to count the grains of sand at any given beach.

i grant bluegirl the ability to cool off my food

i grant bluekatana the ability to delete the atlantic ocean.

i grant bluegirl the ability to unbore me

i grant bluekatana the ability to enjoy watching paint dry.

i grant bluegirl the ability to gain 30,000 lbs in a day

gee, thanks......it's my first day being single in 20 years and you want to get that fat?

i grant bluekatana the ability to make her mirror run away screaming.

so there.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make me care more abotu life

i grant bluekatana the ability to be even more apathetic.

snap out of it girl.

i grant bluegirl the abithliy to make my spellin gworse

i grant bluekatana the ability to type with her eyes open.

i grant bluegirl the ability to leave fingerprints on freshly clean glases

i grant bluekatana the ability to remind me that i have food cooking on the stove.

i grant bluegirl the ability to send me said food

i grant bluekatana the ability to smile.

i grant bluegirl the ability to not be a blasphemer

too late.

i grant bluekatana the ability to take away all the pain from happy people.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make me lazier

i grant bluekatana the ability to come over to chill and vent.

i grant bluegirl the ability to prepare for a long night

i grant bluekatana the ability to grant people powers that don't benefit herself.

i grant sir montague the ability to shut up and make my dinner. j/p

i grant bluekatana (and sir montague) the ability to kiss and make up.

i grant bluegirl the ability to make me not tired

i grant morgan the ability to make me stop when i start going overboard with my late night posts.

i grant bluegirl the ability to ignore morgan when she tries to  help.

i grant romeo the ability to obey every useless wish i have.

I grant Bluegirl the ability to turn my lunch into something that I actually want to eat

I grant Morgan the ability to get someone to get me a coffee

i grant dek the ability to take a sip of that coffee, but make it somehow end up in my mouth.

LOL!

I grant bluegirl the ability to jailbreak jail broken phones

i don't understand it...but who cares? it's my power.

i grant dek the ability to find all my lost text messages.

I grant bluegirl the ability to find all my emails that yahoo and hotmail deleted on my behalf (bastards)

i grant morgan the ability to de-bulk the e-mails that i've sent myself from my yahoo account to my yahoo account that still ended up in bulk.

(am i not supposed to trust myself?)

I grant bluegirl the power to make my washing machine not hate my clothes

lol!

i grant morgan the ability to do her laundry and actually make her clothes clean.

WOO!!

I grant bluegirl the ability to know when others are thinking of her

i might like that.....

i grant morgan to know when others are not thinking of her.

I grant bluegirl the ability to know when anyone is thinking of me!

lol!

i grant dek the ability to know when someone is thinking of santa claus.

i grant bluegirl the ability to have spideysense, but no spiderman powers