Ok, rules to this game are easy:
Person A asks a question
Person B answers the question and then posts a new one.
Your question can have as many answers as you like to choose from, however 2-3 usually work best. Some imagination is required!

EXAMPLE:
Person A:
Which is Worse?
Licking 500 payphones or,
Licking the rim of a gas station toilet?

Person B:
(answer)

Which is worse?
Never ever being in a relationship, or
Never being able to break up?

Person C:
(answer)

...and so on....

I'll start:

Which is worse?
Being run over by an 18-wheeler, or
Hitting someone else with an 18-wheeler?

Being run over by an 18-wheeler

Which is worse?

Going deaf or going blind?

ooh tough one. Blind (i think)

Which is worse?

Running naked through your home town or a naked picture of you on the internet?

ugh. running naked through my home town.

Which is worse?

Being hated by the love of your life, or having a sycophantic stalker?

Being hated... Stalkers can be fun!

Which is worse?

Eating a raw egg, or kissing someone with bad breath?

eating a raw egg....i can always give him breath mints........or hold my nose.......basically there is a much greater chance of me throwing up after eating the egg.

which is worse?

stubbing your toe or biting your tongue?

(great game, btw )

Totally stubbing your toe...It can limit your shoe options for up to a week!

which is worse?

walking in the freezing cold while its raining/snowing/hailing with no umbrella or warm clothing, or
walking in the blistering heat with no water and no sunscreen/long/clothing/protection?

(an thanks)

Walking in the freezing cold.... it'll take your toes off!

Which is worse -

running out of milk or running out of sugar?

it's a toss up, as long as i have one of them i'm good.

which is worse--

going out of the house with no make-up, hair unbrushed in your pajamas (or the equivalent) and running into your crush

or

getting all dolled up, make-up, fancy dress and painful high heels to go to a party and finding everyone else is wearing jeans and sneakers?

The 2nd one. I can't stand those painful high heels.

Which is worse..

Not seeing family for a year or not having access to tangler for a year?

no tangler......no question. (romeo, you kill me!)

which is worse--

people online thinking you are so fabulous and then meeting you and completely changing their minds

or

people online thinking you are so awful that they wouldn't ever want to meet you?

The first I think... I'd rather meet someone and then decide (or let them decide)

Which is worse

Keanu Reeves

or

Johnny Depp?

You really want me to choose? but but they're badness is so BAD!!

sigh...johnny I guess (but that doesn't mean I think keanu is any better!) - yes, I changed it

which is worse?

eating dog food, or eating cat food?

I'm supposed to pick from that?!

Eating dog food - if you are a cat

Which is worse -

having a flat tire

or

having no fuel?

having no fuel....a flat tyre is cheaper!

which is worse

having agoraphobia, or being a celebrity?

Having agoraphobia

Which is worse, stubbing your toe

or

getting your thumb jammed in a door

Stubbing your toe.

Which is worse - 

Having your partner tell you they cheating on you, or figuring it out for yourself?

Figuring it out yourself I think... That would be agonising

Which is worse

the wedding,

or

the marriage?

(yeh, it is)

The wedding....too much fuss over something thats just as good as a small celebration.

Which is worse...Being hit with a tank missile, or being pummelled by a machine gun.

Machine gun

Which is worse

spilling coffee on yourself

or

spilling coke on yourself?

the coffee. burns<being sticky

which is worse

being covered in bugs or listening to television static for 6 straight hours

BUGS! ewwwwwww

Which is worse

spilling coke on yourself

or spilling water on someone else?

the coke....(did you do that yourself, dek?)

which is worse,

not being able to pee, or not being able to drink?

hhehe no, I didn't do that. I have had Coke intentionally thrown on me though....

Not being able to drink.

Which is worse

Harry Potter

or

Prince Harry?

Harry potter...*blerrgghh*

WiW?

Facebook or MySpace?

MySpace

Which is Worse

no internet or no television?

No internet. TV sucks any way

Which is worse

an ingrown toenail

or

an ingrown tooth?

Tooth! anything that might interfere with eating is definitely bad!

Which is worse...

Having your topic tangled or

having your topic hijacked?

um having it tangled.

which is worse?

BET or MTV?

MTV

Which is Worse?
Licking 500 payphones or,
Licking the rim of a gas station toilet?

Gas station toilet for sure! Those things are major EWWWWWWW

No one uses payphones these days

Which is worse

Having a slow car

or

having a slow net connection

Having a slow net connection. At least you can catch Taxis or Public Transport as an option with a slow car.

Which is worse

Having loving but controlling/neurotic parents ?

or

Indifferent and Apathetic Parents?

The second is worse especially if the resultant unruly child lives next door and is a constant pain in the arse.

Which is worse.

Ten cats in one bucket ?

or

One cat in ten buckets?

ummmm.... one cat in ten buckets.

which is worse

a skeleton without a skull

or

a skeleton under your bed?

a skeleton without a skull

which is worse

MF DOOM's monotone voice or Lil Wayne's fanbase?

Lil Wayne's fanbase

Which is worse

someone obsessed with one thing

or

someone who hops ADD-like from one interest to another?

the former since i am the latter

which is worse?

unintentional stereotypes or a bad accent?

unintentional steroetypes

Are there such things as a bad accent?

Which is worse

Losing touch with a friend

or

not being able to make new friends?

Definitely not being able to make new friends.

Which is worse

To be talked about (as in gossip/rumours)

or

Not to be talked about?

to be talked about.

which is worse........

trying to decide what to answer in a 'which is worse' game

or

trying to decide a choice to give someone in a 'which is worse' game?

The second one.

Which is worse,

Cutting your nails too deep

or

Getting a splinter in your index finger?

the splinter

which is worse

incompetence or a friend that wont shut up?

Oooooh.... that's a damn tough one....

I'm leaning towards a friend that won't shut up... incompetence just means I'll have to do it myself

Which is worse

A long distance relationship

or

a love hate relationship?

A long distance relationship

which is worse

not seeing your best friend or having a friend that smothers you

having a friend that smothers you, as long as you have phones and internet.

(finally, a question that i didn't completely agonize over and therefore not answer!)

which is worse

dry mouth

or

severe drooling?

That's a tough one and I would say dry mouth as that would be a marginally better and more attractive option than sever drooling.

Which is worse to have

A petulant, spoilt only child

or

4 normally behaved children ?

4 children, i dont care how behaved they are

which is worse

a bad musician or a bad actor

a bad musician...that's just painful, you can derive some pleasure from a bad actor just in making fun of him/her.

which is worse

doing something really embarrassing in front of a crush

or

doing something really embarrassing in front of your worst enemy?

doing something embarrassing in front of my crush.

which is worse

your house smelling like garbage or your enitre neighborhood smelling like garbage?

my house smelling like garbage...............remember, i grew up in new york.

which is worse

eating a rotten pistachio nut

or

finding a curdled clump of cream at the bottom of your coffee cup.

Milk of any sort in coffee is a ruined coffee.

Which is worse ....

Coffee that is two week?

or

No coffee for a fortnight?

no coffee.

which is worse

shoes that are too big

or

shoes that are too tight?

shoes that are too tight

being ignored by a friend or a friend that doesnt know when he/she is being ignored and wont shut up?

I've been in both situations.... *thinks back*

Being ignored by a friend.

Which is worse -

A leaky cistern

or

a leaky radiator?

A leaky cistern marginally.

Which is worse

Body Odour

or

Bad Breath? (I know both gross)

Bad Breath

which is worse

insomnia or over sleeping?

over sleeping.

which is worse

having nothing to eat for a snack

or

having something you really hate to eat for a snack.

Having something you really hate.... it's not a snack that way!

Which is worse

Someone not getting the hint

or

someone who gets the hint but ignores it

someone who gets the hint but ignores it

which is worse

an ear infection or a cold? 

ear infection.

which is worse

not being able to watch what you want on tv

or

being able to watch it, but with constant interruptions and noise?

being able to watch it, but with constant interruptions and noise (along with the person thats bothering  you getting mad because youre trying to pay attention)

which is worse

annoying family members or not being able to concentrate?

Annoying family members hands down.

Which is worse

Someone who walks around the room when on the phone,

or someone who sits in one place, but talks very very loudly

the second one cause i do the first one

which is worse

always wrong know-it-alls or someone who knows nothing?

Always wrong know-it-alls

Which is worse

people who know nothing and keep asking,

or people who know nothing and refuse to find out

people who know nothing and refuse to find out (especially when they get mad at you for not knowing either)

which is worse

burnt food or melted ice cream?

Burnt food. I like melted ice cream!

Which is worse

having a full inbox

or

having an empty inbox

having a full inbox

which is worse

being unable to get comfortable or hurting yourself doing something stupid

being unable to get comfortable..............if you're doing something stupid, you should have known the risks.

which is worse

having an itch that you can't reach

or

having an itch in a place that you can reach, but is painful to scratch?

The painful to scratch ones... Those are annoying

Which is worse

Someone with an annoying ring tone

or someone who whistles all the time?

annoying ring tone..........they seem to like it so much that they "receive" more calls than they actually receive.

which is worse

a dog with bad breath

or

a cat with bad breath?

A dog with bad breath. Esp big dogs. Eugh!

Which is worse

Going to your favourite restaurant and it's closed,

or going to a new restaurant and finding out the food is crap

favorite restaurant being closed.........i'm usually craving something long before i get there.

which is worse

trying to tangle when no one else is here

or

finding a lot of people tangling and you absolutely have to get out the door now?

The second one... by a small margin.

Which is worse

needing some company and not being able to get anyone on the phone

or

needing company but only getting crappy company?

I think i'd rather have no company than bad company.

which is worse

Having a good imagination but lacking the skills to put your ideas into practice

or

having said skills but lacking the imagination to use them?

Having skillz without imagination

Which is worse in this list?

I was wondering when that would make an appearance. (not so) strangely enough, you were the first person i thought of when i saw it.

random naps (unless it is me having them)

which is worse

having dek round for coffee

or

having morgan round for coffee?

oh snap!

i'm not going anywhere near that one.

I was hoping someone might have answered this by now.

LOL!

Having dek around for coffee.... I wouldn't know what to say to myself

(And how schweet Sir M! You thought of me!)

Which is worse

having a toothache which won't go away

or

having a headache which won't go away

having a toothache (it always spreads to a headache, too, and it's harder to get rid of)

which is worse

having 2 three year olds who are having so much fun that are are very loud and boisterous

or

having 2 three year olds that are so bored they keep asking you for something to do?

ooo tough one.... The bored one I think... I get a bit frustrated when they refuse to make their own fun

Which is worse

stupid political talk on the once-a-week Hindi radio programme

or

said programme dedicating a day to kids stuff

what?!?

i guess the regular stupid political talk, the kid's stuff could be entertaining.

which is worse

going to the circus, craving the cotton candy and finding out it's $12!!!!!!!

or

going to the circus, buying the $3 soft pretzel only to find out it's crap?

The crap pretzel

Which is worse?

When someone tries to "ask" but can only manage to "arks"

or

When someone (usually the same person) arkses something "pacific" when they really want to know the specifics.

the second one. mispronunciation irks me.

which is worse

sleeping on the floor or sleeping standing up?

sleeping standing up (no neck support= bad neck pain)

which is worse

a child who won't wash their hands

or

a child who washes their hands, but never gets all the soap off?

The first one( does it matter whose child it is?)

which is worse

wanting something you can't have

or

having something you don't want?

wanting something you can't have.

which is worse

a slow computer

or

a computer that keeps crashing?

crashing comp.

Which is worse

a job interview

or

not knowing all those questions someone was asking you was an interview?

a job interview (im scared of work)

which is worse

thinking youre sick or being sick and nobody believes you?

Being sick and no one believes you.

Which is worse

Not having an appetite when you're sick

or

not having any one to cook for you when you're sick?

not having anyone to cook. (poor babies)

which is worse

being bitten by a spider that was non-poisonous

or

having a poisonous spider on your body, but not biting you.

a spider within 20000 miles of me

which is worse

being hungry and not having food or over eating and steadly stuffing your face

being hungry...............

which is worse

someone remembering every detail of everything you've ever said and constantly calling you on it

or

someone never remembering anything you say and constantly asking you the same questions over and over?

Probably the second. I would take obsessed over ignorant.

What's worse ...

Flood

or

Drought?

I think Flood.... It can sweep your whole life away.

Which is worse

an XJ8 or and E-class?

An XJ8 just, Mercedes are a bit more cool.

Which is worse...

Listening to an over Zealous Religious Fanatic

or some Ignorant Redneck White Trash on talkback radio

religious fanatic......a radio show doesn't shove their views down your throat( at least not personally), and, more importantly, there is an off button.

which is worse

getting a small, sharp piece of potato chip/crisp in your throat for a few hours

or

getting a piece of popcorn kernel stuck in your tooth. for at least a week?

That's a tough one as the kernel may be visible for a week so I'll go with the potato crisp.

Which is worse

Street Hasslers  or

Tele-Marketers?

Street Hasslehoffs. You can hang up on telemarketeers or worse for them, put one of the kids on.

Which is worse ...

No electricity ...

or

No water and sewer?

That is a very tough one. I would say no water, I can always go back to other activities by candlelight.

Which is worse

Being Addicted to Heroin

or Crystal Meth

meth............the rotten teeth and the bug hallucinations...........**shivers up my spine**

which is worse

no computer

or

no sex?

Awww crap... fine time I wandered into this topic

*thinks*

No sex.

Which is worse

kerosene lamps

or

candles?

kerosene lamps, they just aren't as romantic.

here is a 'gimme':

which is worse

having a lovely morning interrupted by a phone call from your ex-husband

or

being able to do all the nasty things to your ex that you want with no consequences? 

let me just add...........

I'll say having a lovely morning interrupted by a phone call from your ex-husband just to avoid being yelled at by you

Which is worse

a wedding

or

a funeral?

i'm still gonna go with funeral, although weddings now make me cry for different reasons.

which is worse

no hot water

or

no cold water? 

No hot water hands down.

Which is worse

not having any money for lunch

or

finding out the lunch you had packed had gone bad?

not having any money for lunch

which is worse

spending a long time on something that doesnt work or ruining something perfect? 

Spending a long time on something

Which is worse

an iPhone

or

a Mac?

A MciPhone. Upsized.

Which one of these is much much worser?

No adult conversation for three days ...

or

Getting called a bum bum poo head hourly over the same time period?

LOL!

No adult conversation

roflmao!!

poor ruski.

no adult conversation.

(That's right... it's the sch hols isn't it?)

oops.

HAHAHAHA

That's funny!

Which is worse

Having a torrent which is taking forever to load

or

having stuff to watch on your comp, but no inclination to watch it

Having a torrent which is taking forever to load. You can at least do other activities that way.

Which is worse

Having a partner who is sexually very fulfilling but treats you like rubbish?

or

Having a partner who is sweet and romantic but not fulfilling sexually?

Dammit! Me again?!

I really can't pick....

Okay, I'll go with the first option... by a bit

Which is worse

getting two options equally as bad in this game

or

getting two options that are equally great?

ack! this is why i can't play this game.

if i can somehow force myself to choose between the options, i can never think of a good choice for the next round.

getting two options equally as bad in this game

whick is worse

a router that wont let anything connect to it or a dail up internet connection

The dial up. At least the dud router can be thrown across the room. That might even fix it.

Which is worse ...

Shaving in winter

or

Facial hair because of the first?

shaving. facial hair would be cool (if i were a guy) i would have different beards and mustaches all the time.

which is worse

hannibal lecter

or

freddy kruger?

freddy. i like to sleep.

which is worse

having a bad taste in your mouth or not being able to eat what you have a taste for?

Having a bad taste in your mouth. That really bugs me.

Which is worse -

Losing touch with someone

or

not having any way to find out about someone you've lost touch with?

not having a way to get info about someone.

which is worse

no milk for your cereal

or

no butter for your toast?

no butter (i dnt drink milk anyways)

which is worse

leaving good food behind or having to throw good food away?

Having to throw good food away. I could never.

Which is worse:

Cold coffee

or

cold curry?

cold curry.............now i want curry.

which is worse

stale bread

or

stale cookies

stale cookies

which is worse

not being able to think or overthinking  

over-thinking.

which is worse

greasy hands

or

sticky hands?

DON'T MAKE ME PICK!!!!

Okay, greasy hands, cos the grease gets everywhere

Which is worse

sand in your eye

or

eyelash in your eye?

Probably eyelash.

Which is worse

Poor service at a restaurant

or

Or fawning, overly familiar and intrusive service.

the obsequious one

which is worse

food on tv while youre hungry

or

seeing food on tv when youve eaten too much

food on tv ........

which is worse

doing something that you know is wrong

or

stopping that something even though it will hurt a lot to do so?

doing something that you know is wrong. I've learnt that going against your instincts rarely pays off!

Which is worse:

Losing someone you've loved

or

Loving someone you've lost?

i don't see the difference between the two......

There is one... small but significant

I would say the second for the "what if  ... " factor. The first can be (eventually) gotten over.

Which is worse ...

Lack of sleep ..

or

Lack of food?

Lack of sleep.... depending on the severity of course

Which is worse

Too cold to sleep

or

too cold to wake up?

too cold sleep.

which is worse

no chance of someone visiting

or

no money for airfare?

no chance of someone visiting

which is worse

a minor crisis or a migraine

it would really depend on the crisis......but if it's minor, i'll choose migraine.

which is worse

your pen running out of ink

or

your pencil breaking?

The pen if the ink has run out on the desk/paper/pants/floor.

Which is worse ...

Cold Monday mornings ...

or

A bite from a Taipan?

I'm tempted to say cold monday mornings, but I'll go for the Taipan. GAH!!

Which is worse

Cold coffee

or a brain freeze?

brain freeze

which is worse

friends with benefits.....with the possibility of becoming too attached

or

"benefits" with someone you don't like?

Benefits with someone you don't like.

Which is worse

Not being able to say what you feel

or

Saying what you feel, but not being heard?

not being heard.............i just spent years in a situation where i was never heard......

which is worse

an itch that you can't scratch

or

a cut that won't stop bleeding?

A cut that won't stop bleeding. An itch you can control.

Which is worse

A freezing office

or

an unmotivated worker?