done.

good thing. the last one crashed my browser when i opened it

yeah....all of us...it was getting ridiculous.

Just to clear up ... is this the Second Last Post or the 2nd last post?

nope.

So I was winning but now you are?

yep.

Does this mean that Sir M won round one?

nope.

I think it does... we're in round two now... Browser's resetting by default doesn't count! - I mean, that was the whole point of it right? to keep posting until we could post no more??

i have the last post.

You cheeky bugger

AAARRRGGGHHHH....... I'M BOOOOOORRRRRREEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

same

Ahhh... finally....

finally

?

I talked about starting a new topic ages ago....

ohhh

it just had to be done

wow....that's the most posts that have gone by without me responding.

i might've made a mistake....

drdec is gonna have a field day when he gets back from vacation.

so, I win?

nope.

Who's winning?

Me.

nope.

I think we've created a monster...

yep.

Who's the monster?

do you think it will become self aware soon?

i'm the monster......okay?

Embedding disabled by request, but this song seems to fit.

Title of this topic could be the title of the mad Tangler movie we recently completed

excellent, dek.

and bluek.....i liked the video...

YouTube tells me this video is not available in my country. Are they f-ing kidding me?

that is completely f-ing ridiculous.

Eggactly...

Who do they think they are... Hulu?

lol

youtube australia ftw i hope

bluek.....how cool are you?

not available in my country...stoopid country...

grrr

don't worry....bluek will find it on youtube.uk

no time for fancy titles

also not available.....need a new country...

omfg where do you live

he's in england.....i don't know why that didn't work for him..

The aussie link didn't work for me either

But thank you so much for looking it up bluek!

There's a site around somewhere that lets you fake your IP address, so you can be from whichever country you like... I just don't know what it is...

http://proxify.com/

i think this will help. sorry if it doesnt, its too late into the night to try harder

nope...still didn't help...

no, thats not it bluek

and she is being so helpful.

It's not her fault....

*&#^*&@! YouTube....

yeah!

youtube=

bluekatana=

I dont intend to be defeated this easily

bluek....you rock!

i love persistence.......

....i think that might be kind of obvious....

W00T!!!

You rock!

*scrolls back up for context*

hehehehe That's cute!

Love the dancing Lochness monster

yes....she does.

You guys do know that there are other topics in here right?

Actually, I wanted to post that in the Last Post topic, but I was to lazy to open it

how can you be to lazy to sit and wait for it to open?

I guess it's just one of those things

Wait for something to open?? Are you kidding?

why?

there's no effort involved.

There's time involved

What am I supposed to do while waiting for the thing to load?

you use it wisely...

..and get coffee and snacks...

It's 2.35 am here

yeah, but it was earlier when you posted it.

Yes... it was 11.10 PM

thats an acceptable time for snacks...

no. i don't think anyone should waste their time opening that other topic.......ever again.

*checks to see who has the last post there*

have you found out yet...or did you get bored waiting?

Why don't you go see for yourself?

it's mine.

So it is.

yep.

it was....and then it wasn't...was....wasn't ....was.....wasn't....was

....anyone else see a pattern here?

nope.

Yeah I'm with bluegirl...

thanks.

No problemo!

*checks to see if its national pick on sir m day/week/month/year*

what!?????!

i don't pick on you..........i would never..........

no...you just get someone else to do it....

like i could get morgan to do anything.....lol.

i'm sure she didn't need much persuading...

i didn't even try.....she's a free spirit.

yeah, but you knew she'd do that....

i didn't do anything...

what did i do?

You two should seriously get your own topic

morgan.....tell him.....i can't control your actions..

Unfortunately, I can't control yours either

nobody can control mine......not even me.

hmm

i know........

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

i STILL LOVE THAT

me too......

i'm psyched i had a chance to use it again...

although........ with this crowd....opportunities are always popping up.

I want to use my hammer guy a few more times before he's put out of service, condemned to be my avatar

i'm sure you will get the chance....

and i'm glad to hear you have plans for him/her/it

darn.. you beat me... I can't top that

I'm just too lazy I gues

Oh thats cool!!!

Damn... I had saved a picture that you posted ages ago, ROFL (instructions) but I guess its on my home comp

hmmmm.....i'm not sure if that was me....who knows?

maybe it was andro...

could be..

or maybe it wasn't...

who knows?

well the person who posted it does. I'm guessing it wasn;t you after all

with my memory....who knows?

oh, in that case....don't forget that money you owe me...

oh no.....i always write down my  monetary debts..

dammit...worth a try

sure.....for you......

and i know a little more about how low you'd be willing to stoop over a silly game.....

hmmm...this is not painting a good picture of me....

maybe you should paint a nicer one.

ok...if you go away and let me compose myself, i'll see what i can do.

i'll give you about 3 minutes..

best i could do in that time..

that's not an original or accurate portrait......

i think that captures my finer qualities..

what wings and a dress?

grrr

sorry......i'm just being honest..

you can really go off some people you know....

what are you on about?

I'm having a very low-tolerance day...

so maybe you should avoid this topic.

hmm.. perhaps... LOL maybe I should avoid all contact with people for the rest of today, but i really need the company

i'd love to keep you company.........let's go somewhere more comfortable..

to the pub!

brilliant!

me too..??

sure why not, everyone's invited

cool.

we'd better watch that we don't stay out too long......

oh....poor kitty..

looks like someone i know

who?

maybe a relative

furry relatives?

she probably sees it in the mirror every weekend..

uh oh.....

. 

let me know when morgan has finished kicking romeo's ass.

why?

you gonna kiss it better?

hmmm........

i was thinking that i'd be able to come out of hiding...

so you're just going to watch me get my butt kicked by a girl......thanks!

no....i'll be hiding behind the couch........listening to you get your butt kicked by a girl..

at least i know who i can't rely on in my hour of need....which will be coming along soon...

hey....i can toss you some cushions...and it can go down like this....

err...no thanks.

the last time i got into a pillow fight with a girl, she drew blood....i'm not sure i'm ready for that again...

I really want a pillow fight

I want a real one

well then start one.....

but i did find this.....and this is how i imagine you in a pillow fight....

hmmm...that image seems to fit her so well.....

i wonder if i could get that on a t-shirt?

HELL YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

i thought you'd like it.

i saw it and thought of you immediately.

I'd put thet on a Tee too!!

ooh you've been there far too long....any longer and you'll start sprouting roots....and then we'll never get rid of you.....

you won't get rid of me anyway..

time will tell......

yep.

...and i reckon i got more of it...

maybe.

..unless you took offence to that comment in which case i've got a whole lot less time than i imagined....

what offense would i take?

*phew!*

forget i said anything....

oh boy.

boy oh boy

ooooooooooooooh boy!

**waves**

hi boy!

**waves too..even though he doesn't know who he is waving at**

i thought you knew me.

i thought you were waving at boy....whoever that might be.

you are a boy.......right?

hang on a sec....*checks*

well.....i meet that criteria...

oh good.

though a second opinion wouldn't go a miss..

i'll send someone over..

Who are you gonna send?

Ghostbusters!

oh..wait...thats who you gonna call....

my assistant ......igor..

you should expect him shortly.

haha shortly

damn... now I have the ghostbusters theme stuck in my head

HAHAHA!!!!

so funny.....

so...anyone up for a ghostbusters marathon?

yes!

definitely!!

too cool!

ok, i'm ready...

you're gonna share that giant popcorn....right?

seeing as its you....yes. but don't tell anyone else or they'll all want some.

*buttons her lip*

*wonders how she is going to eat popcorn with her lips buttoned*

ah well.....all the more for me

aawwwww

sorry morgz, did you you want some popcorn too?

i guess i can spare some for you.....but no-one else!

i used a button instead of a zipper because it would still allow me to eat popcorn.

ok......so who's brought the films??

oh man!

i was sure that you had them..

oh....maybe morgan has them.

hmm.....maybe

that's why she's not here.....she is pretending to work, but really she has lost the films and is looking for them...

that must be it.

Actually, I haven't seen the films in years (pun intended)

Gah! that pun was so obvious i couldn't see it straight away....

lol!

Say what?

what

smarty pants

hey,,,if i didn't do it, someone else would've....

what?

Seriously?

huh?

hehehe we should have a new game... the person who can confuse the rest for the longest amount of time winz

you could have the first person to be confused loses.....but that would be unfair on dek

Mr Dent would, should win it hands down...

closely followed by Synth!

lol.......wait....huh?

I win!

no fair...nobody said we'd started...

how's that?

I don't care, I won

seeing as how you were the only one playing, its not surprising...

who?

MEEEEE!!!

ohhhh.

Guess what?

what?

Are you confused?

is that confused by my standards or yours?

what the heck is going on here?

deks cheating...

really?

how is she doing that?

Me?

Not to completely bash my argument in the manner that I must, but:

What the hell is the point of this thread?

There's your dumptruck driving through a nitrogylcerine plant.

Where'd my National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation analogy go?

Shit.

Ohh, are we supposed to be making couplets?

How about an Iambic Pentameter in this dull crap?

*Me loopy on Synth fumes*

nope

all of that actually made sense to me... you'll have to try much harder than that

You are all confused...

I win again!

what the heck is going on here?

LOL. We have a stack of word magnets on the fridge and I am generally immature.

As a result we have the following (generally out of view of the kiddies) ...

Go jump

Get over it

What the fox going on

Duck off

my dinner consisted of a meat pie.... *sigh*

:?:

LOL

Ruski, if you were to ever come to my place, I'd go get a set of them magnetic words just for you

me too.

Notice how nobody wants to cook me anything thats better thn a pie?

Consider yourself lucky, ruski 

morgan.....we're having ribs and pasta and green beans.

you are more than welcome to join us.......we'll be eating in 8 mins.

damn.. that was posted 17 minutes ago... I guess I missed out... LOL

I just had Ogalos... *licking lips*

mmm... I like oporto's better 

I think the burger's are better at ogalo's.

Either that, or I'm just addicted

No... "The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks!"{

(and Oporto's burgers are waaaaaayyyyyy better)

If you're even in Kensington, try to Ogalo's there. Seriously

the one near the uni?

ummm.. sort of. Depends on what your definition of near is

i'm quite happy to go on a burger tasting expedition if anyone wants a second opinion.

Done!

First stop when you get here will be Ogalo's. And then we'll go across the street to Oportos!

hellz no!! OPORTOS FIRST then that other crap store....

we have an amazing burger place here in tucson.....

Wait wait bluegirl...

We gotta settle this fight first

you two go ahead......i'm just luring romeo......

*ding ding*

Round 1!

hmmm...3 choices now....where to start?

is there anyway to do this without knowing where each burger came from?

ummm.... they come from the shop?

you know...a sort of blind taste test so as not to get swayed by your personal preferences...

oooh... so we cut up a slice and put it on a tray without any labels...

*thinks* That way, I'll get to eat the rest

Ok, agreed!

huh? what rest? you don't expect there to be leftovers do you?

Sure that will!

Haven't you seen taste tests before?

when i test something, i'll try it as i expect to find it in the real world...none of these dainty little pieces and having to chew it x amount of times. if there is anything left over after that, its because its not worth eating..

Sir M, do you have an aversion to spicy food?

mmm spicy food.

I've had a very spicy dinner.... breathing thru my mouth to soothe the burning

Me no likey spicy foods when there is no bucket of water on the table next to you...

I don't get why people like spicy food so much, it like averts your attention of how good the foo tastes to "ZOMG WATER WATER!!!"

Some people's tolerance is higher than others'

I've gone out to dinner with friends who gasp for the water saying "it's just too spicy for me" while I sit there with a confused look on my face, thinking the meal was actually quite bland!

i've never had anything so spicy that i couldn't eat it......but thats because i haven't tried a lot of spicy foods...

i love spicy food......as long as i can still taste.

btw......don't drink water for spicy food.......milk is the way to go.

water doesn't actually do anything to help.

Eat cucumbers or bananas or plain yoghurt... that helps too

yep.

...or just sit there with your mouth open....

I eat lots of spice. But I'm not the worst I know. I know people who can't eat anything without chilli in it. I tend to enjoy a variety.

Back to what Synth said before - spice actually does add to the flavour of a dish. The point of using chilli for eg, isn't to overpower other tastes

Now I'm hungry....

Ye shall not win!

Muhuhahaha!

yeah...what he said^^

No, I meant nobody other than me will win. Hence me winning right... now!

ok...i got it now.........hey, that's some mighty fine winning you used to be doing....

Bloody hell... the last time I came into this topic, I was the last post, so I kept mum and didn't post in it....

Looks like I musn't have scrolled down all the way

You got lucky Synth... grrrr

Maybe you won't be able to tell now because I posted entirely in whitetext!

Crap!

Hah

Oh no you di'int!

Yeh

Illegal Posting!

nO

Stop breaking the law, or I'll have her highness... ohh, crap...

HAH

I calls for democracy, yes I does.

Off with his head!

I forbid you to order my execution!

I... uhm... citizen-arrest you!... Can you still do that...?

No, cos my army just took your head off...

It's just a flesh wound!

Yes, a wound where the flesh has been cut off...

Yup!

Now stop talking and act dead!

"I'm not dead!"

Don't make me really kill ya!!

grrrr

Nevar!

I keep forgetting most of you don't get MPatHG references.....

I don't get most of the world

Yeah... if I had to make a guess at it, I'd have to guess that I don't know about 87% of everything man knows... hard stuffs, out there...

I'll have to make a pie chart (or two) some day...

I get that graph... but it doesn't really make sense, unless you're a non-summer-seasonal-binge-drinker

Doesn't make sense??

*sigh*

Come off it, Dek, that's funny...

What's funny?

The graph of what you said after it?

Everything

Where'd you find the graph? 'GraphJam'?

Yes...

Gah! Me want link!

... to eat ...

No link for you!

Then I ban you from winning.

Right back at ya

I forgot to mention that I also banned you from banning people from winning.

well...i ban you from participating.....

I don't care what you guys ban...

I'm a rebel

*grin*

♪ ~She's A Rebel~ ♪

JJMNMNMNMJJ

Tangler unicode FAIL!!

Guh. Stop trying to win... your efforts are futile.

New Rule: Anyone who disses Tangler can't win.

If I asked you to diss Tangler, would the answer to that question be the same answer as the answer to this question?

That's for me to know and for you to find out

...How???

[To continue posting in this topic, you must answer the above impossible question in a yes/no answer]

Never

...Please?

The skies, they are blue

hmm...if we can't diss tangler, can we still diss you??

S'if anything has stopped you guys doing that

*rolls eyes*

hehehe

O Noes!!!1oneoneeleven!

Stooopid computers

*grumble grumble*

Poop on Mythbusters!

Mythbusters ROCK!

Interestingly enough, Time Warp isn't that bad either. I have mixed feelings of Prototype This, and I can't wait for HowStuffWorks (Yes, they're making it into a TV show!!!!!!!!oneelevendyone!)

You will not win, no matter how random you get!

Not as random as a... random number generator???

• -33159947905431212000.000000000000000
• -48877102976322056.000000000000000
• -14877372.465336528000000
• -15373435378.926805000000000
• -407959876060.116760000000000

Takes forever, though, to compile, because of the 1000000 digits of both pi and e. Hmm... that's like a literal translation of that xkcd comic.... they prolly got an open-source compiler and added a few sleep(30000); 's.

Nup

Mai b ur mum b nup!

Yay. It's almost the weekend!

Sigh

Not happy?

I is!

I'm.... pensive.....

♪Don't worry, be happy...♪

♪I'm goin', yes I'm goin', I'm a-goin' to the goin' to the hardware I'm goin', really goin' to the goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes, I'm goin' to the hardware store...!♪

♪And they wonder why the maples... can't be happy in their shade. ♪

~Has given my heart a change of mood and saved some part of a day I had rued~

ooh..nice tactic...scare everyone away with the horrendous singing....

Hey!

Wait... must look at cute picture....

Damn you, small percentiges of estrogen!

There are pills available for that you know...

...It's natural, unless there's something wrong with you...

There is a lot wrong with me... a lot of which pills would change...

Aww... we don't want you to change!

D'oh! That was meant to say 'not a lot of which'

Yeah, that makes you seem.... emotionally unstable or something...

Aw.. Stop pickin on my friend!

maybe if we took the pills we wouldn't notice your wrongness.

I'm a firm believer that pills are just there for the sane people so they can feel like the rest of us

Yeah, ya know, 'cept for cyanide pills...

I'm sure there's a song somewhere in this discussion

♪Why Can't We Be Friends♪

?

I was thing something more along the lines of 'pills pills pills'

...Are fun?

That reminds me of:

A Group of Pill Pushers!!!!!

A hoe!

HAHAHAHAHAH

Those are funny!

wutchubdoin?

...Willace...?

I was winning for 14 days!!!

yeah...i could see it was becoming a bit of a burden for you, so i thought i'd help you out....

I know, right?

a

Morgan doesn't care!

(Either that, or she just wrote a script that posts a random character string everytime somebody else is winning)

hehe i wish i was that clever!

I just don't know how you'd detect that you were loosing... other than that it would be easy.

i'm not sure what loosing is or how to detect it.....but i'm positive that i'm not doing it....whatever it is...

You're up late...

...or early, depending on how you see it

i hardly consider 9am early...or late...

Ah yes.... sorry... I'm still not used to the sun going down so late on my end. Threw my timings off

that is why they is havin clocks an' stuff...

What is them things?

a device for telling you how late you are for something.

Heh.

...

hmm...

b

not /b/!

/b/ got shut down, remember?

Man, you got my hopes up...

*takes pleasure in seeing synth's hopes dashed....*

The worst part is that I actually went there to check...

Went where?

he went to /b/

hehehee

Yup.

Now change your avatar, Morgan. I can't even begin to think why you picked a zot, even though I vaguely remember you telling us.

What would be the sign for "no zot"?

A check mark?

but that doesnt tell you "no zot" , I mean what if you needed a sign to tell you that you weren't allowed to use it?

i suppose the obvious answer would be this...

..though it does contravene its own instruction...

..and could also be interpreted as meaning NO MORGANS!

hmm..

Haha I love it!

Off-topic: it sounds like there's someone in my house.. but last time I checked it was just me, and my flatmates gone away for the weekend.

OoOooooo....

Maybe the ASPCA (Or whatever you called it, RSPCA?) has finally caught up to you!

Or maybe it's the Black Ops!

Or a croc!

/Steriotypical bashing

Hmm.. just the wind...

don't all scary movies do that?? where the pretty girl hears a noise or two, gets up to check, finds out its 'just the wind' shuts and locks the doors/windows, while actually locking the killer inside??

any minute now the phone is going to ring......

"where the pretty girl"

Someone is feeling very humble today.

So tempted to call Morgan right now

go for it....quick...before she reads that!

hehehehe

That'd be soooo evil

It's dek!!

Run!

(Flashback)

When I was younger, my father brought home 'Scream' to watch, thinking it was Scary Movie. Yea. Not so fun/ny.

hahahahaha

It's funny cos Scream was funny!

Scary Movie was funny.

Scream was stupid/ scary/ creepy.

scary movie was silly...scream was ok the first time you watched it.

Anyone see Epic Movie?

That was the single most inappropriate 'date-film' I've ever seen. I laughed sooo hard once we left the theatre/theater/cinema/cineplex.

*refuses to admit he has seen that pile of fetid horse manure*

heh... you just did

you may infer what you will from that, but i did not....and never will admit to such a thing....even if it was true.

Haha... I think they made it that way on purpose. I still laugh histerically when I think about it.

Don't think I even knew abt Epic Movie

Some ad came on TV last night, and it was for High School Musical 3

I was like - didn't they just release the first one?!

Uhm... only like 3 years ago

hmm..why would synth know that?

• Younger sibling
• Live 'in' Disney
• Family (almost all, actually) work there
• I'M IN SCHOOL.

also first last post of the year...

Dammit!

hehehehe

and you had a head start.

yeah... except I'd misplaced my mind

last i saw of it, i was trying not to step in it.

Mind mailing it back to me?

i think  there's a bit left on the sole of my shoe....

...either that or some doggy poo.....hard to tell. they're both dirty

Why you....

Mail me the shoe then?

and what am i suppose to do with just one shoe?

Use it to smack flies? Cockroaches maybe?

no cockroaches and too cold for flies.

Mail it to me then! I could do with a pair

you wouldn't like them.

lets just say they're well used....

(ok..old, dirty, smelly...moulded perfectly to my feet...really comfy...you'd like them....no,wait...i'd like them. you wouldn't)

Oh, they sound perfect!

what size are you? i'm sure they won't fit.

UK size 10 or 11 I think

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dekrazee1/3119245199/

I used to have the most perfect e-mail addy once upon a time - dekrazee1@bigfoot.com

Bugger!!

they might fit.

Woo hoo!!

wow... seriously dek?

Ummm... Which bit?

you mean about her big clown feet?

Don't diss my feet yo

There's no way I'm dissing those feet - they'd be able to kick me a mile away!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

tl;dr

Yesh...

Be afraid

Muahahahahaha

Sir M where do you find all those cool images!!

Wait wait!!

Lemme say it!!

G_ _ g _ e

gah! dek this link goes nowhere!

hmm maybe its .net or .org .....

jfgi?

eh?

Just For Get It?

Very clever Morgan!

LOL

ayh

bee

cei

dee

eee

eff

gee

aitch

iy

jay

kay

ell

emm

enn

o

pee

q

arr

ess

tee

you

vee

doubleu

ex

y

zee/zede

Synth,

o - oh

q - queue

y - why

?

wtf?

That's all one needs to know

I know, dj, but o is generally pronounced the same as 'oh', and so on...

Why are they all landing in the ocean??

you mean Hawaii?

I mean in water

planes don't land in water.  they crash.  everyone dies.  I'd have heard of something like that happening.

I must not see it - where are they landing?

*grin*

roflmfao at dek!!!!

needd...... tttimee to comepose thoughtes

Dek. If you made pontoons large enough for a jet...

-.-

They weren't landing in the ocean, it's something called MODERN TRANSPORTATION. They fly intercontinental. OVER oceans. Yeah, they can do that stuff now.

They weren't landing. If so, it was Hawaii. Or so I am told, I actually believe that it's a secret water-kgb-base.

And my video was removed.

Time to go back to rofl...

It wasn't Hawaii!!! It's on the wrong side of the map!

And the dots were in the ocean!

Can't believe you decided to bloody explain air travel to me... I've been flying longer than you've been alive!

*goes to check*  Hey, who turned off the video!?

*looks at Synth*

strange coincidence...or not.....

...that video was mentioned in a magazine i read yesterday.

Da da duuuum!!!!

rofl

You laughing at me punk?

/Clint Eastwood

Nope, I was laughing at that other dek.

LOL!

Sounds about right

there's two of them.....??

No no, there are at least 2

EH??

Well now I don't know if everything has been attended to by real dek... or if it was just a clone....

Each dek is real, and housed in the same shell...

Gets a bit crowded in here sometimes

I see....

Yeah...

Dek was correct, there was atleast one instance where a plane attempted to land in water.

The NTSB will be at your door soon, Dek. Run.

Let em come!!

*rolls sleeves up*

You're going to fight off armed American agents that are for some reason not the CIA with your bare fists?

Come on, my statement didn't make logicals, but really...

yes....yes she is...

just remember....there is more than one of her.....

I iz dangerous... mmm hmmm

*nods head solemnly*

um...is that your head you're nodding or someone elses?

*gulp!*

Be AFRAID!

MUAHAHAHAH

oh yes definitely scared now

Good... my work here is done then

oh good...does that mean you are going now?

Yay! Partaaaay!

No, it just means I get to sit back on my porch, watching you fellas

"Get off my lawn, you crazy posters!"

-Dek

I ain't got no lawn.

As long as you keep your greasy paws off my car, tis all good

See? It's already begun!

*grumble grumble*

*dozes off*

*drools out of the corner of her mouth*

ewww....wait lol... I sometimes  do that too 

Awwwwwwwww....

I don't wanna click play, do I?

Why not??

It looks cute!

And that would destroy you?

click it, click it, click it, CLICK IT!!!

is he destroyed yet?

Did he click on it?

not sure...haven't heard from him in a little while so it looks promising...

hmmm

yeah..good plan...wait til you know for certain before celebrating.

okie dokie

dokie okie?

Yesh

I just found out my new kitty is a Savannah Cat...a hybrid between domestic cats and huge beast things from Africa... And apparently very expensive...

Now I can tell everybody that those scratches all over my body are from a mountain lion and not "my new kitten".

Whoa... how cool!

Does it look like this?

ok...i think i've let you believe you're winning for long enough....

Ahem... I have been winning...

have you?

Yesh!

Quick! Look over there!! ------->>>

*looks*

oooh....watcha looking at dek?

That *points*

It's good isn't it 

Ja!

ok...i give up.

i've been staring 'over there' for ages but i still have no idea what i'm supposed to be looking at.

It's us!! Winning!

No Sir M, not *there*.... over *THERE*

*points again*

See it now?!!

Do you?

is this what you're looking at?

Nope... look other way

i don't suppose you could place this above the item in question...?

What question?

THAT ONE!!!! geez, why is it so hard!

I know...

*throws hands up*

I swear we're all living an episode of Seinfeld

I know what you mean...

I can be Kramer?

If you really want...

OK....one of you two is going to have to walk over to what ever it is you're looking at and put your hand on it, so i can be absolutely sure that i'm looking at the right thing...

...it'd better be worth it after all this...

Too lazy... can't get off the couch

don't make me come over there and tip you off the couch....

I dare you to!

then again.....if you're too lazy to get off the couch, i could raid your fridge instead, without fear of being caught...

Oh no you don't...... and why the hell you wasting all that food? Hang on, come to think of it, I didnt know there was that much in there....

hahahahah exactly!

I dare you to raid my fridge!

You'll feel so let down, you'd probably stock it up for me so that you can raid it for real

LOL i know the feeling....

hehehe

Kuh is for CAT!

HUH?

Well, it is...

Wokay....

I dunno hey... Something we were talking about last night.. one of those nights where everything is funny no matter what anyone says you have tears of laughter rolling down your face...

Fun!

i guess i'll just steal your coffee then...

HUH?

um.....is for hat, yes? 

Hat?? You can't handle the HAT!

.....you question my hat handling abilities?

You're a hat handler??

I never knew!

Boron is Boring 

But Borat isn't!

how true.....

heheheh

Actually, I do find him boring sometimes

another fine(ish) run comes crashing to a halt.

I never get a run like that

Only cos you fellas are slackers

Yeah, what's your point?

That you are a bunch of slackers

That statement is grammatically incorrect.

hey! don't lump me in the same category of slackerness as morgan. I'll have you know that mine is a quality slack, unlike the half-arsed job that morgan does....

LOL

Only a slacker would even attempt that distinction....

Yeah, I'm far too busy to think up that kinda nonsense...

LOL

Far too busy slacking?

Umm...... no.....

errrrm.... okay....

Just because I didnt reply to your email yet doesnt mean I'm slacking... It's just proof that I'm super extra busy

Show off!

super extra busy by whose standards?

ummm.... mine?

so that would be a 'holding a cup of coffee and a biscuit at the same time' sort of busy?

No no...

Waiting for the water to boil while getting the biscuit out of the pack kind

My new definition of busy was today, where as soon as I hung up the phone it rang again. over and over. and over.

I swear I'll be hearing that bloody phone in my sleep tonight. I think the longest it stopped ringing today was about a minute and a half. No exaggeration.

Geez.... I can't handle my phone ringing twice in a day...

*starts randomly dialling numbers*

one of these has got to belong to dek....

Tip: start with +612 - that'll at least narrow it down to the state she's in. Only 10 million numbers you have to call then.

Well, if you're trying the home number, I could save you the trouble. I NEVER pick it up

I used to be like that with my front door. If I was home and I wasn't expecting anyone, I'd just ignore it until they went away. Then I'd sneak out and peer through the windows just to see who it was 

HAHAHAH I've done that too!!

LOL How anti social are we?!

I know ay... but generally, when/if i am home, I want to spend time by myself relaxing there. Anyone else who wants to disturb me from that is just a pest.

Yeah, same

I have this friend though, who used to live near me. And used to LOVE popping in when ever she felt like....

She'd show up at the door and bang on it and ring the bell. And if I didn't answer, she'd sit outside and try and call. If I didn't answer my phone, she'd just sit and wait outside!!

- I think I had someone who used to do that to a certain extent. Made me feel like a prisoner in my own home!

I know!! I had to slink around, avoid windows, avoid making noise.... sheesh

I used to send them a text.. Something like "Hey, what are you up to, sorry I missed your call, out shopping atm. Wanna catch up later?"

That usually helped them off my doorstep.

Not this one.... really...

You have no idea.

One or twice I thought she'd left, only to find her waiting in my neighbour's house!!

Gotta admire the dedication i guess.

Nuts

Sheesh! That's almost borderline stalker behaviour!

Yep...

She's better now. After much yelling at her. Plus she moved further away, thank goodness. Hurrah for high rents!

LOL!!

*grin*

does your jaw ache from grinning for so long?

No.... me teeth do though

Wow... that's over a month!

I bees a winna!

pfft no.

oh yeah??

something like that

grrrrrrr

right....so we're all agreed dek isn't a winner, yes?

NO!

well.. yes, actually

I was about to go 'NO!!'

And then I got confused....

hahahahaha oops

grrrrrrrrr

be happy dek...

I is, I is

PWNEGED!

Darn... I was hoping it'd go unnoticed for longer

So how is this game played?

How determined are you to win?

That doesn't answer my question.

I think the most important rule to remember is Don''t Let Dek Win.

How you achieve that is up to you.

Okay, but what are the rules?

I belive the rules were posted at the beginning of Last Post

Oh - I try to get into that and it chocks my computer

More chocks with out chocolate.

Dek be gettin sad

Should come over here then.  Watched masterchef and got inspired and coffee eclairs last night.  Used about 18 eggs along with everything else and ended up with about 10 good eclairs (and a few flops) but that was only attempt #1.  Next week I'm making cinnamon scrolls but I'll whip up a batch of choclate pull-aparts to go with them.

*faints*

Bwahahaha! <== Evil laugh

You terrible terrible person

Just ate an éclair - excuse me while I go into a sugar induced coma

You be excused...

I might hit the rest of the chocolate cheesecake I have

Now have a puppy chasing around a squeaking giraffe

LOL!

Hmm.. getting ready for dinner now...

Who? You, the puppy or the giraffe?

Also, did I hear cheesecake and is there any left?

I still have some.... ooooh might have it for brekky!

mmmmmmm

you'll get fat if you eat all of that.

That's ok. I've lost a lot of weight on the holiday

Have you looked behind the couch cushions.  Usually if I lose something it turns up there.

Hmm.. I need to lose some weight, but I don't have a couch to hide it in

No you don't.  You look more gorgeous and radiant every time I see you.  Don't change.  In fact, I don't want to see you say another word on that, or any other topic, in this forum.

No, I take it back.  I'm not going to begrudge your conversation.

Yay! Lets begrudge deks instead

dek, you've been begrudged!

Nyah Nyah, na-na nyah 

Milady Morgan, it is most unseemly to gloat over the fallen.   - parahrase from Man of La Mancha

Good gosh.... I leave for one day and this forum goes MAD!

I know, it's terrible isn't it.  Don't worry, I've been keeping this bonk all under control

Bonk??

It wasn't me...

Uh huh....

I believe ya

Have I ever given you any reason to doubt me in the past?
(Editorial note: This is designed purely to be a hypothetical decision and as such is not meant to be answered in any way excepting a solemn silence where the reader is expected to think to themselves and say "No, now that you mention it he hasn't" and from there come to the grievous misapprehension that as there has been no reason to doubt the author in the past then there is therefore no reson (sub-atomic particle that is the smallest possible element of reason) to doubt the author at present and as such the author is obviously not to blame for a spate of random bonking.  This should not be answered with a "Yes", "Of course", "Hell yeah", or even a "Watchoo talkin' about Willis."  In fact any form of answer or response other than a solemn silence would demean the author and as a side-effect prove the respondent to be uncaring and selfish individual, especially in the light of the current editiorial comment.)
(Meta-editorial note: Yes, that includes you as well.  Don't think I can't see you!) 

Yeah....and the fact the bonking started shortly after you arrived is purely coincidental?

Hah.... SM must be uncaring and selfish individual.  (It must be true if the editor said it!)

I remember when bonking used to be only in cartoons when characters got whacked on the head.

hahahaha

It's pretty much the same thing

Only if you don't do it right!

Well.... who's to say what's right and what's wrong?

Thinking about it though I have had a few head injuries before from bonking - and those were definitely right!

hahahaha There you go then!

Where am I going?

If I knew, I'd probably know where I was going...

Just to let you know, I haven't given up on LP #1 - I'm just not going to crash my PC, and it's struggling already...

I think thats the point of the game... whoever was the last to post when nobody can open the topic anymore, wins.

Really - I thought it was just to out stubborn everyone else... by the way I just disappeared for 20 minutes then - want to guess what happened?

Erm... you either were in the bathroom, went to the shops, went for a walk, tried to access LP1, rebooted your computer, fell over, travelled through time, met aliens, (and michael j fox), ate food, played playstation/xbox/wii/other game, masturbated, fell asleep momentarily, had sex, killed zombies, flicked through the tv channels, was on the phone, murdered someone, hid the body, (and the eveidence), something related to your children... umm... i could keep going lol but they're gonna start getting crazy...

Best thing about it is that probably none of these are right!

Comp crashed?

ROFL Morgan!

ROFL Morgan - and I've written down what actually happened elsewhere - probably at the same time you were writing this!

Yesh... something about a sandwich... by the way, where's mine!

dek be hungry

I did try, but Dek and I had a simultaneous Post

Eh?? What does that have to do with you making us sammichs??

Because I tried to sammich Morgan between a Puppy and a Dek, but it ended up being a Dek sammich between a Puppy and a Morgan Le K

Ohhhh....

Poor us, no sammich

It's all good - Morgan has had a Dek/Puppy sammich, Dek has had a Puppy/Morgan sammich, and Puppy has been to heaven

LOL!

That could sound so bad...

But it feels so good!

eww

Way to make me feel loved!

Could have been a good eww....

when is eww a "good" eww?

When someone does something, and it's ewww, but actually pretty funny, so you make the funny ewww sound

Or a good Eww is one that doesn't say no to the Rmms

Okay, you're gonna have to explain Rmms to me

I think he's talking about sheep

Rmms are the male Shppp.  Don't eww know nothing?

I not know nothing. You should know that

I no eww no nuffink, but I fink you fink eww no sumfink, but eww fink eww smart by saying nuffink

I not know nothing or something

Huh?

Well I know everything.

So there.

Okay... So what's the answer to Bard's riddle?

I know you do... and thank goodness for that. It takes the heat off me

Ok, I'm getting paranoid now....

...this place only seems to be busy when I'm not around.

Have I manages to unknowingly offend everybody?

awwww.... not at all!!

Sorry I switched time zones on ya

Oh damn, Sir M is back.... Grrrrr!

W00t!!!

Wow.

Only 3 posts since I was last here.

Yeah - I had limited access most of the day... I love the fact that when I load up this thread what stays on screen is:

Sir Montague
4 days ago
Yeah....and the fact the bonking started shortly after you arrived is purely coincidental?

LOL!

What can I say... some people just have that sort of effect...

You do, do you?

Modesty forbids me from saying tooo much, but...

Oh please, no need to hold back... it's just your Tangled friends in here

Hold back - don't hold back - hold back - don't hold back.... sigh!

What?

I'm just muttering to myself...

Why mutter to yourself when I'm here?

Okay - muttering to you but nothing sensible...

LOL

That's more like it

I hope you aren't expecting any sense...

Oh trust me, I never do. Not from myself, not from anyone else

*crawls out of deks head*

*YEEEEOOOUUUCH!*

Sorry.....

The bwain, it hurtz!

You should have seen it - it was the coolest thing, Morgan crawled out of dek's head and as she was dragging herself out through her ear she was growing to full size, and I swear dek's head actually shrank slightly at the same time...

*has visions of Ringu*

Okay - I know what the first comic is going to be now...

Uh oh

I be scared

teeheehee

grrrrr

I'll have it for you tomorrow...

No, please don't

I've just woken up... time to get working on my comic...

I woke up ages ago.

I should probably start on it as I said I would be 4 hours ago... slack!

LOL!! Damn right

*making comics*

No, please don't.

Unless it's about the sun and the skies

class education

EH?

One day there was a sun and several planets wrapped around it.  All of the planets were happy, except the third one.  It had some nasty people on it doing nasty things.  So it got the people to discuss it, and out of spite it made the people change the classification of one of the planets so it was no longer a planet...

Click here for rest of comic...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Likes it!

Wow, you were really successful for a few days

And I shall be again!

That's the spirit!

Had for two days! Go back to bed you!

Yeah....you tell him, dek.

But I already did?

well....do it again, just to be sure.

GO BACK TO BED PUPRAD!!

Am I allowed up yet?

Maybe

Ah....good.

Everything seems as I left it.

Yeah, with me winning

How many more times do you have to be told?

dek...doesn't.....get....to.....win!

Ahh... THEN NEITHER DO YOU!

Oh dear....you appear to be more delusional than I first thought

No, I just be a winnar!

Yeah yeah, of course you are.

Now be a good girl and run along.

Wokay

And don't hurry back.

Wokay

Ha!

That told you.

Told me what?

Nothing, by the sounds of it.

*tsk*

Well... what do we have here?? Sneaky posts while I'm not around, hey?! 

Damn.... another good run by dek

dek....running?

hehehe....what a sight!

HUH!!

I'm having a good day

Mine is meh

Mine is pretty good at the moment.

I'm slumped on the sofa with the laptop, drinking a nice cold beer while watching the cricket highlights on my big tv.

Mine is meh again

But I was doing the same thing last night.... cept with chai instead of beer

And given that you're in winter and we're in summer, that's funny

Every day has been good this week, probably because I have the week off work.

Oh you lucky bum.

Gonna have to slog through another 2 weeks.

I'm thinking now would be a good time to be struck down by a cold

BUMP!

Huh? Oh, it's already on top of the list ... :'(

hahahah

MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

psycho

also first last post of the year....

...again.

Ah... but I had the last post ON the New Year!

muahahahah

FAIL!

pass

No I didn't, it was cancelled.

Eh?

Oh..

Okay

#!/bin/bash
echo "$@" > /dev/null # WIN!

Okay

Huh, that looks familiar.

*grin*

This week has been a shit.  The reason...?  well wouldn't you like to know?

Idiot forum posted me twice so I felt that I had to delete the second one

Reason.... hmmm... did England lose?

Have they got anything left to lose?

Or should that be is there anything left they haven't lost at?

hahahahaha

Just wait till the World Cup

I suppose you mean the poofdah's world cup where they play "soccer".  Bunch of shirt-lifting numpties...

Heller, is that you?

Nope...

Coulda fooled me

If it was him he would have been just as correct as I was.

The Six Nations start on Saturday.  I'm off to Twickers to (hopefully) watch England being thrashed by Wales.

Enjoy!

well, this seems to hav e missed a very pissed me!

I presume that as you've been here all by yourself for a while, you're looking a bit like this....

Pumpkins may or may not be a figment of your imagination....

hahahaha!

Hey, as long as I'm winning, I don't care what I look like!

I wish I was admin so I could lock the thread right now, making this post last

Wow.... I had the win for like 6 months!

You didn't 'have' the win, you were just a (not-so-)temporary custodian of it.

Dude, I so had the win

No, I am FTW all the time. Now, me can haz admin rightz?

Nope

Buhuu... :'(

First time in a loooong while that I've seen someone other than Little Miss Crazy have the last(ish) post.

Can anyone get into Last Post? I keep getting the Crikey! message.

I can!

Muahahahahha

pWn3d!