Requires a bit more strategy than last post.  Now someone post so I will be winning.

ooooo

But does that mean I'm the winner.... NOW?

Strategy?

I ban you all.

HA

HA HA HAHAHAHA

No, two consecutive posts by the same person are considered one post for the purposes of this game.

For example, dek is still winning right now.

Cannot let dr dec win!!

I'll give you the win D!

Thanks Morgan!

How ever will I repay your debt...

just like that... damn we make such a good team!! I see a new strategy here lol we could win forever

Oh, you're too kind Morgan...

hehehehehe

so freakin bored right now

Oh? How come?

nothing to do lol

I've been reduced to playing Puzzle Bobble these days

i just noticed that the other topic says last post and not 'lost past' - which by all means it should probably say...

LOL!

What are you going to do about interlopers?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If this post ever wins, the poster after me is a dumby!

I have faith that Morgan has my back, and I won't be left hanging for long

who disrupted our streak?!

Those two trying-really-hard-to-win dudes

*points up*

ohhh.... I wish Sir M would give me my table back so I could throw it at them....

*throws chairs instead*

Sure hope you have carpets in your house

LOL I have tiles!!!

Hmm... you  might wanna hang on to some furniture then...

Why!? Tiles make excellent weapons!!

So not only will you have no furniture to sit on, you'll have nothing to walk on either?

Well dek, its unlikely that I'm going to throw away every piece of stuff between me and the molten center of the earth now is it?? I'm sure I'll have something to walk on, and plus, I have fabulous shoes - some I haven't even worn yet!

Yes... shoes will save you from an uneven ground

Maybe I have 4WD shoes... with traction control!! 

Petrol or diesel?

They're eco-shoes - y'know in the name of the planet and all

Ah... corn then...

corn?

biodiesel? no?

its like maybe a hybrid... the blue prius kind...

hmm... make sure you leave a few powerpoints then...

its ok.. I'll rip up my own house, then leech off the neighbours

Now excuse me while I go mourn Safin and his STOOPID retirement

oh really ....damn, did he lose then?

kekeke

I not haz your back no more!

Well I haz not your back either... and seeing (according to mine) it was 'yesterday'when you said that, then sure no probs.. I suppose i can give you the win! even though it means I give myself the loss - lol i guess i'm just a wicked-as person.. who's also slightly drunk
now somebody else come and make me win!!

Your wish is my command

I'm feeling generous

I'm not.

And yet you were...

That's real generosity!

I know... like when I accidentally drop some change on the ground and it rolls towards a homeless person - see, I'm
so nice

HAHAHAHAHAH

Terrible...

On a completely different topic: can u fix my cd drive? its making a horrible noise...other than that it works fine

Smack it

lol i tried - it's usually how i fix most electronic devices!

One of zee essential steps of fixing things.

*nods earnestly*

can't think of anything to say but felt like posting anyway

you'd have thought by now that hitting things would be the first step in the troubleshooting section of the manual..

Eggactly

Instruction manuals should go something like:

Step one: Turn it off and on again
Step two: Bash product
Step three: Repeat steps one and two

hahaha!

maybe some vigorous shaking and shouting at it as well.

Not to mention poking at it with a screwdriver...

And then getting angry and smacking it with the screwdriver

does kicking come under the same banner as smacking?

hmmm.... Potentially...

Depends on if it flies to the other side of the room or not

Well depends on how large it is too... I mean, you wouldnt smack a refrigerator, but you'd definitely kick it

I've literally shaken my fridge, I got so mad at it

yeah I think I've behaved rather eccentrically with some of my appliances too

i'm developing a new tactic for dealing with these things...

...it's called threatening them with morgan..

...should work a treat.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!

ROFL!!

lol........

I just saw a resume yesterday where the guy's last name ends with rolamo.  But for an F he would be an internet sensation.

LOL!

ROFLAMO

wait....... huh?

well... almost

I often see a car driving around with the plate ROFL

It's a black Golf

I could see it on one of those mini-trucks...

errrmmmm

I had a '76 Golf. It was yellow. My brother called in the FLOG ... not because it was golf backwards but because of the way I used to drive it.

Hehehe...

LOL! FLOG... Would have made a great license plate too!

I have nothing to add

I do

ooh, i have a 1 and a 2 that i can add if i wanted.

Erm, should have made it third to last post

hahahaha

Too much calculation needed there

hmm..you could edit the title to make sure you're always the winner....

Yes, I'll just change it to first post!  Brilliant!

grrrrrrrr

That's not a competition!

Better screenshot this now

hey dek....can you delete his first post?

No... Not the forum creator

shame...could've made things interesting...

I could always get my dev to assign the forum to me

Tsk tsk...

Support me Morgan, and it might be in your best interests...

pfft whatever

wut you sticking your tongue out at??

teenage boys stick their tongues out at whatever they can find worthy of tongue-sticky-out-ing

ewwwwwww

Trust you to turn that into something disgusting Dek... Get yer mind outta the gutter!!

You started it!

I did not! It was completely innocent!

Yeah yeah...

that's enough winning from you, young lady!

hehehehe I had an excellent run too!

wow feels like ages ago since we were in here..

Yeah!

Funny how this forum goes quiet all of a sudden, and usually only takes one post to get a flourish again

funny how its always Sir M who just "cant let it go"

Is it?

yes... so funny i forgot to laugh... der...

LOL! Now *that* is funny

must....not......post......can't.....let.....dek....start.......winning..again....

oh crap!!

Muahahahahaah!

i know ay this seriously gets old i mean she wants everything all to herself grumble grumble

I want it I want it I want it!

*Bangs fists on floor*

ok ok dek. calm down

Okie...

You can't have it!! I want it!!!

(now someone hurry up and post)

Since you want it so desperately.... here!

um....do you still want someone to post?

Yes! I really do!

Wokay

Maybe this makes up for the other one

What other one?

Aw..

Shoulda worked from home today

I wish I could work from home, damn legislation prohibits it though 

*tsk tsk*

Terrible

Seriously, I could work from home I have everything I need and we're entirely able, its just that by law we must work from 'work' because we're a licensed venue.

The other one was when I knocked you out from winning that other topic

Ahhhh

yesh

Post 1

post 2 - I won! xD

Wow! I was winning since march!! 

Well you aren't now... oops

Oh alright... I'll let ya win, since you're new n all...

Hooray, I'm winning... oh bugger!

oh..so you are.

hmmm... should I let Sir M get it....

That was mean!

Why? I'm only being giving

I'll do some giving too

I thought I was safe for a minute there... sigh!

Me too!

I wouldn't normally do this, but here you are..

Wow, just wow.

You are so kind

Poo on you.

Me demands that the next poster will be the last one.
Edit: Sir Montauge: You ALMOST got me there! xD
Edit 2: I had the second last post of 2009!!!! xD

I'm quite sure your demands will not be met.