Make up a reason to ban the person who posted above you.

Since there's nobody above me... I ban myself for being too pop-tarty.

I ban you for being too pop-tarty.

I ban Mr Dent for not being pop-tarty

I ban Dek for being a Pop Tart...

I ban Mr Dent for calling me a pop tart

I ban the guy who wrote in my birthday card and called me a pop tart! He seriously did!!

I ban Morgan cos it's 4.34 am and I can't sleep

I ban dekrazee1 because I'm like, I was like, just because like OK?

I ban Ruski for writing cool things

I ban Morgan for being cooled by Ruskie

I ban Mr Dent cos it's 3.19 and once again sleep eludes me

I ban dek for not sleeping

i ban morgan for banning dek

i ban blue for eating apples

I ban everybody above for not being me

I ban Nat for showing up today

I ban dekrazee for making me a friend (in the words of Groucho "I refuse be the president of any club that will accept me as a member!")

I ban puppy for not joining us in more topics on tangler!

I ban Morgan for not realising Puppy had only been her for above five minutes.

Huh?

Puppy has been Morgan for above 5 mins?

Freaky!

Sir Montague for picking on my typos.  (Duck that for a joke.)

I ban PuppyontheRadio for picking on Sir M for picking on him

I ban dekrazee for picking on PuppyOnTheRadio for picking on Sir Montague for picking on... and suddenly the universe vanishes into a recursive loop.

I ban PuppyontheRadio for extinguishing the universe

I ban dekrazee - I'm sure she knows why

I'm not banning anyone as I feel the persons in question, should for reasons known to them, feel guilty enough to ban themselves.

I ban SM for being too ambiguous and confusing me.  (I only have a small brain)

I ban puppy for banning S&M

I would ban Morgan for being into S&M, but she'd probably enjoy it.

I ban Morgan for making it hard to ban Morgan and get a sense of accomplishment.

I ban puppy for selfishly wanting to win

I ban Morgan for wanting me to lose.

I ban Puppy for causing me to have a total mindblank and not being able to think of anything I can ban you for

I ban Morgan for having a mindblank

I ban Puppy for not deciding what I want for lunch.

I ban Morgan for not having a chicken ceaser salad with rye bread croutons.

I ban Puppy for not coming up with a more interesting suggestion.

I ban Morgan for the overusage of the word bonk

I bonk ban bonk Puppy bonk for bonk making bonk fun bonk of bonk my bonk compulsive bonk disorder.

Bonk Bonk Bonk!!!!!!!!!

I ban Morgan for Tourette's Syndrome

(hahahaha i just read my post lol@"compulsive bonk disorder")

I ban puppy for bringing so much bonking to this forum

I ban Morgan for trying to remove the bonking from the forum

I ban puppy for not bringing rubbers

I ban Morgan for the assumption
(I just downloaded a new virus scanner so I an have safe cyber.)

I is banning myself until you two have got a room.

I;m banning Sir Montague for interfering

I'm banning pupRad for not having gotten a room yet

I'm banning dek for not having gotten me a room yet

I'm banning Punter for not embracing his new nickname which is Punter.

I'm banning Ruski for banning me for banning dek for banning me for banning SM for opening banning SM but secretly banning Puppy for banning Moragns and vice versa ad infinitum for banning SM for banning no-one openly but banning persons secretly for banning someone cute for banning dek for banning me for banning the universe.... After all that was just rude.

I'm not really here as you haven't got a room yet.

I'm not really here as I have gotten a room

It's very lonely in this room by myself

I'm banning Puppy because I'm at work

I'm banning Morgan because I'm unemployed...

I'm banning puppy beca-

I'm banning puppy because he didn't wait for someone to ban him!

I'm banning Dek cause I'm impatient

I'm banning PupRad cos he won't let me post in my own Tangle!

I'm banning Dek as she keeps posting in her own tangle.

I'm banning PupRad cos he's rad

I'm banning Dek cos she's krazee

I'm banning PupRad for capitalising dek

I'm banning dek because I capitalise proper nouns because I learnt english goodly and i can't brake gud habbits.

I'm banning PupRad for putting on airs

I'm banning dEK for the hell of it.

I'm banning S & M for stopping me from being able to ban dk1

I'm banning PupRad cos it's too early

I'm banning dek for making me finally give in and sign up for twitter

MUAHAHAHAHA I see you!

I'm banning PupRad for having a private account which I had to request permission to follow!

Hah - double banning dek because I'm so new to twitter I have no fucking idea how to use it...

I'm banning PupRad for blaming everything on me

I'm blaming dek for being the cause of everything...

I'm banning PupRad for not having approved my Twitter request yet

I'm blaming dek for not telling me pup had a twitter account

I ban twitter for not being so damned obvious even a n00b knows whats going on...

I ban PupRad for not being able to figure it out

I ban dek for making me feel inadequate

I ban PupRad for not replying my @ to him

i ban dek because its lunchtime where she is and i'm hungry

I ban Morgan for reminding me that it's lunch time

I ban dek and Morgan for reminding me that it's lunch time...

I ban PupRad for not offering me anything to eat

I ban dek for making me eat the last of the chocolate scrolls

I ban PupRad for being such a food tease

i ban dek for being such a tease

Well I never....

I ban PupRad for making false accusations!

I ban dek for using that emoticon...

I ban PupRad for not posting enough images

I ban dek for not giving me the time to post...

Lola - very blurry but very cute...

One short macchiato and copy of the age at Doncaster shopping centre

I ban PupRad for reminding me of things I want

Lola bans dek for stopping Puppy from playing

dek bans PupRad for not playing enough!

morgan bans dek.

just cause.

I ban Morgan for being one of the things keeping me at my desk. I be having hunger headache

I ban dek for not keeping me awake today.

I ban Morgan for not staying awake today

i ban dek for not sending me home last night at a decent hour

I ban Morgan for not talking me with her last night

I ban dek because you wouldn't have wanted to!! (messy, messy night) 

I ban Morgan cos the clouds have hidden the sun here

I ban dek for not sending me the clouds to block out the sunny sun sun!

I ban Morgan because it's dark in here

I ban Morgan and dek because I had to go and they had fun without me... *pout*

I ban PupRad for leaving in the first place

I ban dek for not saying sowwy

I ban PupRad for not telling me what I need to be sorry about

I ban dek for public transport

I ban Morgan cos I've suddenly realised I'm exhausted

I ban everyone for leaving these rooms in such a sorry mess... I mean really, can't you clean up after yourselves?

I ban PupRad cos I'm getting bugged here at home

I ban dek coz I am too...

I ban Pup for not rescuing me

I ban dek because... hang on, aren't I?

I ban pupRad cos I'm gonna have to lie down now

I ban dek because I had to stop yesterday...

I ban PupRad cos I'm hungry

I ban Puppy as well bec-

LOL! Psycho

I ban PUPRad cos I have to head into the office now

I ban dek because she can't read this at the moment

I ban PupRad for thinking anything can escape me

I'm banning dek for leaving me in suspense

I'm banning PupRad for once again going on about something I have no clue about

I'm banning dek for having no clue what I'm talking aboot... (sorry, just been speaking to someone scottish on unc)

I ban PupRad cos I'm here and he is

I ban dek for the "he is..."

I ban PupRad for getting all cryptic again

ban dek as I've never stopped being cryptic

I even...

I ban PupRad cos I need to step away from this desk

I ban dek for stepping away from the desk... (does leave only an "s" behind")?

Actually if we remove the letters around it it can't stand on it's own as it's not a vowel, so it would fall and end up like this ~

ummm... o kay

I ban PupRad cos I'm losing my happy vibe

I ban dek because I'VE FINALLY BEEN ACCEPTED FOR THE JOB THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR THE PAST SIX BLASTED WEEKS SINCE I FIRST SENT IN MY RESPONSE AND I'M EXTREMELY HAPPY AND FEEL LIKE SHOUTING A LOT I'M SOOOO 'KIN HAPPPPPPPPY

I ban PupRad for that awesome good news!!!!!

I ban dek because I can't sit around here - I have a job to do... hahahaha!

I ban PupRad for ditching us so willingly

*can't hear you as he's not here any more...*

I ban PupRad for not banning anyone

I ban dek for sleeping on the couch again...

I ban PupRad for not having chai ready for me when I got in here

I ban dek for being late and letting her chai go cold

i ban puppy because i havent been in here in a while

I ban Morgan for going MIA

I ban dek as Morgan hadn't been here for a while (sad) and she came back (happy) and was banned again (sad) and now I have to go for a while (angry) but I will come back (happy) with more games to play and stories to tell (happy) and in the meantime, I'll be keeping an eye on you

I ban Puppy for having a prettier eye than me

I ban dek for not watching it long enough... and for the 40 odd posts that I missed today!

I ban PupRad for being quiet most of this day

I ban dek for breaking my tangle - and I have to go again... sigh!

I BAN PupRad for always leaving

I ban dek for inviting me back with a ban...

I ban PupRad for the few clouds in the sky today

I ban dek - you know why!

I ban PupRad for not giving me a reason

I ban dek as she hasn't been posting enough and now (unless I go by SF time) I'll lose the bet and all my imaginary currency units.  I didn't have any imaginary currency units to begin with so I've had to embezzle them knowing that when the bet came round I could pay them back into the Tangle imaginary units for orphans fund, but now thanks to you the imaginary tangled orphans will go without imaginary food!

I ban PupRad for not encouraging everyone else to engage me

I ban dek for not banning Pups in such a way that he stays banned permanently.

I ban Sir M for being so demanding

I ban dek for not putting in enough effort.

I ban Sir M for not being at Wimbledon

I ban you all for not being me.

I ban Natanael because it's Christmas

I ban dekrazee1 for having a number in her nickname.

I ban Natanael for having a lonely L in his

I ban dekrazze1 for NOT having a lonely L in her name.

I ban Natanael for spelling my name wrong

I ban dekrazee1 because...

I ban Mr Dent for leaving it to my imagination

^ Banned.

I Ban Ruski for not giving me a reason!

^ Banned

I ban russsssski73 for me spelling his nick wrong.

I ban Natanael for spelling Ruski73's name wrong.

I ban Dek for not banning me for ages!

I ban Puppy for not showing up for freakin ages.