The fridges are full of healthy food and junk food. You can get the food yourself, but you still have to pay for it.

How do we get money?

You start out with $7500 spending money for signing up.

You can earn more money by getting a part-time job in the hotel.

*Gets a part time job as guard*

*Didn't want that chicken burger yesterday, and still doesn't want it today*

*Buys a nice hamburger *

I want more coffee

You won't get any!  *guarding the coffee machine*

Naw, go on, let her have some coffee

*pokes Natanael*

Go on *poke*

Go on *poke*

Go on *poke*

(I can keep this up all day)

*Arrests SK because of distracting a guard that's on duty*

- Hehe! pWn4g3d!

*Buys a Coke*

Do private security guys have the power/authority to arrest people?

In any case, while you were buying Coke I slipped away.

At least I can kick people out. 

*Chases you, grabs you, drags you back and kicks you out just for the sake of kicking you out*

I took a job as a ninja assassin (you didn't notice me taking it because that's how stealthy ninjas are)

Can't catch a ninja 

So they have those kinds of jobs too? Well, my other job is top secret, so forget finding out what that is.

Just so you know, it's even stealthier than your ninja stuff.

Nothing is stealthier than a ninja, the idea is laughable.

There are half a dozen ninjas in this photo. Just try and beat that stealth. The ninjas will watch you trying and laugh, and you'll never even know they were there.

In this photo there is exactly 349 of my co-workers. Nothing are in they way of them and the camera. Believe me, this is the right picture:

Don't even try to beat that, you'll just be kicked in the butt by my co-workers when you turn around. You'll never notice them showing up, you'll never notice them leaving. Ever.

Your co-workers are cat hairs?

lol Maybe they're sunflower petals.

makes a submarine sandwich

Meh...

*chunk chunk* (eats everything)