Our motiviations may never be understood.

Our intentions will become clear over the next few days.

Do not call the Chumby police.

Do not leave the company.

Do not start your own blog with a tip jar to raise money to get Chumby back.

DO NOT START A WIKI!!! 

Can hurt chumby now?

Yes, it is time to show the Chumby what happens to poorly formed entities.

OK, now we have your attention, here is what we want.

1. Dismantle all communities, ___camps, open spaces and other group activities where people are nice to each other.
   
2. Uninstall all 'so called' 3rd party software.
3. Unplug all unnecesary devices.
4. Remove all non DRM music from music devices.
   
5. Change all video settings to greyscale.
6. Change all resolutions to 800x600
7. Close open source. 
8. And limit twittering to once an hour!

These are our demands. We expect them met by April 17th, 3pm.

If you meet them, you will see Chumby again.

If not, then Chumby will be reengineered into an Apple Newton.  

Until I find out what a Chumby is I see no reason to sacrifice a major portion of all that is good and right in the world in order to save one. 

Bleh.... too much effort required....

You can keep it!